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Tolaaaaannni: I know, its a bad habit. I just can't stand ignorant people that don't want to admit that they are ignorant, and try so hard to justify their ignorance with stupi.d excuses.

Ok, Tavon don forget am.

Oya, Go get yourself sushi

Tolaaaaannni: Lol, I'll be there when the polls close.

Ok, but this e-fight don do. Beautiful girls like you suppose no dey fight oo. You know?

Tolaaaaannni: Once again #Olori dota.

Haba, omo Tolani, you sabi fight small oo. You no dey give up

Ok, otito. Time for election update

money ritual ko money ritual ni


voodoo ko voodoo ni.

That belief is so rank

Iyalaje yii kan n ra moto ni sha.

Owo ti po po n po po



Mo deserve shandy oo.

naijababe: You no dey watch BEN telefisun and Nollywood, u go get hin aduresi dia!

I know sey you no go give me.

naijababe: Pastor Chris Ojigbani, I love that guy die . Very innovative man, his own ministry panders to really desperate woman

Please take me to the church.


Desperate, abi? We shall help them.

coogar: how fat are you?

Fatter than Rooney's cheeks

They leave the most important ones (underclothes) on and change their shirt/t-shirt/buba every day


To them, how you are perceived by outsiders is what matters. After all, people on the streets don't see your underclothes. Typical Nigerian mentality . . . image is everything.


Not just unhygienic. It is silly!

thelastPope: I have always come tops in every conference I have attended abroad and I have attended very many. The oyibo guys have never ever dominated me in one. All they know is textbook routines. They are always so specialised, they know little or nothing outside their area of specialization. You cannot compare the average Nigerian doctor that goes through Uniben or UI to their counterparts in any, I repeat, any US university. The Nigerian guys are far more knowledgable, vast and broad. The scope of work they are required to cover is far bigger than that for US doctors.

This is why American patients fly to Nigeria for treatment.

Most medical machines are invented in Nigeria.

And, Nigeria can be proud of her many medical breakthroughs. Thanks to our highly cerebral doctors like you. I am sure you have patented many life-changing discoveries/inventions.

SMH

AjanleKoko: Erm . . . babes, you are on your own there o.
Anyway, I think the vast majority of religious people are self-righteous hypocrites. So I try not to be religious. But I definitely fear God [size=4pt]Like I get choice?[/size]

No. I would say: all of them.


It is not HUMANLY possible to follow the commandments, trust me. They are hypocrites.

E.g. Is it possible/medically advisable for a 28 year old single lady to be a virgin?


When they prepared the bible, they used to marry girls off at 14 or thereabouts (after 1 or 2 menstrual cycles).


These days, girls dey dem papa house at 30 (after over 200 menstrual cycles). Let them continue to mouth off "thou shall not fornicate."

Hypocrites.

AjanleKoko: Hmm.
I often struggle with that myself. I think to myself, Are we some kind of game the Almighty plays? Setting obstacle courses, providing puzzles that most people cannot figure out in their lifetime?

But well, if you refer to two verses in the Bible:

Gen 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness:

And

Exo 20:5 . . . for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

In my human reasoning, I look at those two verses and tell myself: 'You are so screwed, either which way!'

Religion: the more you look; the less you see.

We've heard you, madam.

Now, bog off!

jjman2322: I make N750,000 a month.. However, im not really happy with it..

Im working with my father in a company that makes a profit of over N15,000,000 a month(which father keeps).. so 750k a month is peanuts considering im one of the directors.

However, all expenses are paid for me. I dont pay for food, cars, housing,phone,internet,travel,vacation abroad,etc.

so maybe i should be happy.. i dont know though..Ive just been saving like 500,000 every month so its not so bad. I spend the other 250k eating out/clubbing.

When will this stop on NL? Crap!

100b?


For the African continent?

Tell it to the marines.

With hot blood in veins, you stand no chance. Except you have it catered for (I mean regular pants-down sessions with another guy(s).

When will these people make my Agbole a state?

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They are called loan-words and this is normal if you don't want our local languages to die. Code switching/mixing is also normal. A living, dynamic language must accommodate change. A living language embraces new terms, slang from foreign languages. The English are adept at doing this. They welcome it. It makes their language more colouful. Kwashiorkor is a Ghanian word. But, today, it's part of the lexicon of the English language. What about virtuoso, latte, macho, etc? They're borrowed from Italian and Spanish languages. My language, Yoruba, is also not averse to this.

Let's juxtapose this with the language across the English channel - French. They used to (?) have a body that barricade(d) foreign words from their lexicon. They, to their disadvantage, were/are protectionist (read short-sighted).
Thus, the French discovered their clod-hopping policy a little bit too late. The English language had already become Planet Earth universal language.


In order to understand my point, please click on this link:
http://ipezone..com/2010/02/slow-death-of-french-language.html

Take care

Dupe or Dupsy.

Thank God Abiola was very popular. She'd have changed her surname as well. Abiosy or something along that line.

She had said, “We have set up a team that is looking at them across the board to see if there is a difference in opinion or a difference in perspective.

No, Madam, don't mince words here, there is a difference in anticipated outcome.

O ga oo

eGuerrilla: The ting tire me o.
The likes of Pro01 simply blow with any prevailing wind -- https://www.nairaland.com/452743/love-letter-babatunde-raji-fashola

Lol. You badt gann.

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Wish you didn't post this, pro01?

Seun: I said it earlier.

I see . . . I see.
Hmm . . .

It seems only Eku could dare Muslims, come hell or high water. Well, he's tucked in by Uncle Sam

Seun: Yes. It takes a muslim to know what will offend other muslims. Think about it for a while, and you'll realize that I'm right.

Just say it, man: you don't want religious 'wrath.'


I wouldn't blame you sha, you don't want your bunker overrun.

And, you'd better open up. Are they threatening you again?

oyb: seun has become a ceo for real

this is the sort of ' i don't know what my foreign policy is ' speak that ogas use when they throw their lieutenants under the bus

Talk about hanging someone out to dry.

Haba, Oluseun!

Seun: The Islam section was created to protect us from religious wrath. Everyone knows this. If any thread is about Islam, we will move it there. That is all. Yes, I am aware that this implies that Christians are not allowed to start threads about Islam, and if they do, they can expect those threads to be moved to the Islam section where their continued participation will be under the watchful eyes of good religious mods who know what could be deemed offensive.

This is NOT fair to Christians, Seun.

Muslims start threads about Christianity, no?

Seun: That's misleading. I'm not aware of most threads on Nairaland. Moderators are required to suggest topics for the home page from their sections. Mukina2 is required to check every topic suggested by moderators, and give reasons if they don't make the home page. So if your thread doesn't make the home page, it has a lot to do with Jarus.

Funnyman!

La'er

UI = 1948.

Others = 1962.

That 14 years gap no be beans oo. Imagine those who graduated in the 50s. Bola Ige dem

In politics, ABU is number one. But the uni accounts for nothing in other spheres - well, compared to UI.