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Crownadex:
@ op ..... Receive sense IJN

you have been noted..

Give it to this man .

Livebygrace:
25 animals(1 rabbit+12 monkeys+12parrots) because the elephants were not going to the rival at all.

How did you come about your 12 monkeys and 12 parrots?

AyarmBoye:
Rabbit =1
Elephants =6
Monkeys =12
Parots=12

Total =31 animals

Are the elephants going towards the river ?

salahudeentope:
If this were an aptitude test, the answer would be 'cannot say' or 'more info needed'.
First we do not have enough info to categorically say the elephants saw the same monkeys or they saw different ones.
So my answer is OP give us the answer you think is right! (It would still be debatable eventually)

You didn't make any attempt

friendly101:
11

Wrong

Epositive:
1 rabbit..,
2 monkeys..
2 parrots,,,.

5 animals

.

BiafranBushBoy:
Thinking>....

I think it is 4

Wrong

Lala please move to front-page..

Any genius here ??

It's in box one

Full of shit

Okay

I'm ready to adopt them

So, if you purposefully buy one of these, just to let it bite you... Isn't that technically "rigging an erection?"



A mum was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare South American spiders - whose bite can give a man a four hour erection.

Shocked Maria Layton, 43, spotted the creepy crawlies after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.

She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.

As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.

The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a painful four-hour erection.

Its venom is currently being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.

Mother-of-two Maria went to open the bag for her eldest daughter Siri, six, but noticed there was something funny on the side of one of the bananas.

The banana complete with erection giving spiders found by shopper Maria Layton

The banana complete with erection giving spiders found by shopper Maria Layton

Maria said: "Tesco were a bit useless, I was really concerned about the possibility of this dangerous spider and spider eggs in my house and really wanted some helpful advice on how to act.

"I wasn't sure if other spiders or eggs had escaped when I ripped the bag open.

"I posted the picture on Tesco Facebook page and they told me to send the wrapper in so they could get the bar-code to refund me.

"I was shocked, they failed to see the potential threat to me and my family and thought I was only interested in having a pound or so back.


"I called Food Standards but they said it wasn't anything to do with them, I called Trading Standards but they were shut.
"I spent an hour-and-a-half ringing round trying to get some help - while I had this potentially killer spider in the house.

Tesco have now launched an investigation into the spider infestation.

A Tesco spokesperson said, "We’ve apologised to Mrs Layton and offered a gesture of goodwill. We’ve asked her to return the product to our store so we can conduct a full investigation."

I'm weak

In Nigeria, the relationship between poverty and a perpetually erect penis is always on the positive side of the curve. Poor people can Bleep for Africa!

If you say these things, they call you arrogant or privileged. But no better evidence of this than the short story I and a friend were treated to at a Car Stand in Abuja here this afternoon.

As we sat in the office of this friend, he began to regale us of how nervous he’s already feeling about paying for the impending school fees for his two kids following the Easter break. And here was a car dealer. Wealth wise, here was a very comfortable businessman, even by Abuja’s lofty standards.

And then his security man waves at us as he passes by. And then our friend chuckles. And almost instantly, he soberly shakes his head.

That is my security man, Nuhu, he starts. I’ll tell you guys a story about Nuhu.
You know, I have two of them working with me. Him and his colleague, Ali.

Ali is the one that washes the cars every morning. I pay him 30,000 a month. Honestly, I tend to feel a bit guilty paying him that at the end of every month, because he has 10 children. But that’s the much I can do. You know how things are.

At some point, I was contemplating whether to send him away or to marginally increase his salary. In the end, I decided maybe I should add something on top. But I told him it should be on the condition that he stops having children. But you know, sometimes it’s as though you’re talking down on them.
So I called Nuhu to my office, and asked him to please talk to his colleague about what I said. But before he leaves the office I ask him: “You, how many children do you have?”
Behold, I swear to God, Nuhu said 23! I told him, no need. You’re not in a position to advice Ali.

At this point, none of us could hold back the laughter.

By Mitterand okorie

Okay

The Thuggery Life of the Nigerian student.

When you receive your salary...you begin eating chicken, When the salary begin declining you eat chicken products (eggs) when it continues ending up you eat chicken food( millet,maize). After the whole salary finish you now become chicken itself..moving around looking for what to eat...

The Thuggery Life of the Nigerian student.

When you receive your salary...you begin eating chicken, When the salary begin declining you eat chicken products (eggs) when it continues ending up you eat chicken food( millet,maize). After the whole salary finish you now become chicken itself..moving around looking for what to eat...

The Thuggery Life of the Nigerian student.

When you receive your salary...you begin eating chicken, When the salary begin declining you eat chicken products (eggs) when it continues ending up you eat chicken food( millet,maize). After the whole salary finish you now become chicken itself..moving around looking for what to eat...

The evilest thing I can imagine is if this man should be out of prison..

Oponu omo

karryn:
that's okay o,we don see ur cute face

. . Flips collar

How do you expect us to progress as a country if people still believes in fraud like this ..

Make I rot in hell if I buy this cream. Well I don't even have the money

karryn:
u dey advertise urself abi??

. To ogun eni ba Dani loju, a ma fi owo re gbari ni

horllyma:
baba u fall my hand

. Lmao

Mtcheww.. check my dp and see the definition of hot

I won't say anything.. I've never seen this kind of change before