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Business › Re: Tony Elumelu & UBA Staffs In Happy In Selfies by Olateef(m): 7:27am On Jan 12, 2017

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Crime › Re: Hausa Men Attack Villagers In Akwa Ibom Over Stolen Generator (Pics) by Olateef(m): 4:44pm On Jan 11, 2017

After high school, I decided to try to go to MedicalSchool. At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the letters *PNEIS* to form the name ofan important human body part which is mostuseful when active. Those who wrote spine arenow professional doctors while the rest of us whowrote what you thought about before you sawspine are now whatsapp-groupsadmin and felebs

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Crime › Re: Hausa Men Attack Villagers In Akwa Ibom Over Stolen Generator (Pics) by Olateef(m): 4:42pm On Jan 11, 2017

Our neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... We've been his customers for 6 years. We had no idea he was a barber.

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Celebrities › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Donates N3million To Obi Madubogwu, Sick Nollywood Actor by Olateef(m): 4:41pm On Jan 11, 2017

A guy in a plane stood up & shouted “HIJACK!” . . All passengers got scared . . . From the other endof the plane a guy shouted back, “Hi JOHN”

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Sports › Re: Lionel Messi, Taye Taiwo, And Mikel Obi In 2005 (Throwback Photo) by Olateef(m): 3:37pm On Jan 10, 2017

Seen

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Events › Re: Couple Shut Down Imo Concord Hotel Over Power Outage - Vanguard by Olateef(m): 3:05pm On Jan 10, 2017

DrMuzungu:
LIGHT YEARS are used to measure not the time but the DISTANCE...

. Where is time in my comment?

Crime › Re: Delta State Fake Mad Man Caught While Attempting To Kidnap Two Children by Olateef(m): 2:53pm On Jan 10, 2017

I'm not surprised

Politics › Re: Pastor Adeboye's Retirement - Reno Omokri Asks Question (Pics) by Olateef(m): 1:49pm On Jan 09, 2017

Christianity Etc › Re: If Adeboye Goes, Sultan Must Go – Reno Omokri by Olateef(m): 1:45pm On Jan 09, 2017

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Redeemed Pastor Involved In Burial Of Murdered Boy by Olateef(m): 12:36pm On Jan 09, 2017

I don't want to talk.

Events › Re: Couple Shut Down Imo Concord Hotel Over Power Outage - Vanguard by Olateef(m): 12:32pm On Jan 09, 2017

I think we are 3 million LIGHT years behind the rest of the world...

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Romance › Re: What Twitter User Thinks Of Men Who Cheat And Keep It A Secret by Olateef(m): 10:51am On Jan 09, 2017

I'm confused..

Politics › Re: Nigeria Loses 3137MW Of Electricity Due To Gas by Olateef(m): 9:49am On Jan 09, 2017

Lord!! I've seen it all in this part of the world. I can now die in peace. I think we Nigerians should be exempted from hell

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Loses 3137MW Of Electricity Due To Gas by Olateef(m): 9:47am On Jan 09, 2017

Lord!! I've seen it all in this part of the world. I can now die in peace. I think we Nigerians should be exempted from hell

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Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Sam Zuga "Removes Black Object From A Lady's Private Part" (Photos) by Olateef(m): 5:59pm On Jan 08, 2017

mclorenzo:
Ayam coming to join you over there. Hope you have a spare of that bottle on your hand?

they have a factory over here.

Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Sam Zuga "Removes Black Object From A Lady's Private Part" (Photos) by Olateef(m): 5:13pm On Jan 08, 2017

I'm fed up ..

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Nairaland General › Re: 17 Interesting Facts About Youtube by Olateef(op): 6:45pm On Jan 07, 2017

Did you know ?

Nairaland General › Re: 17 Interesting Facts About Youtube by Olateef(op): 6:43pm On Jan 07, 2017

Did you know ??

Nairaland General › Re: 17 Interesting Facts About Youtube by Olateef(op): 6:42pm On Jan 07, 2017

Did you know

Nairaland General › 17 Interesting Facts About Youtube by Olateef(op): 6:39pm On Jan 07, 2017

Did you know??

Agriculture › Re: Turkey Farming In Nigeria: How To Start, Benefits And Steps To Take by Olateef(m): 6:49pm On Jan 06, 2017

Nothing (

frainc:
who can help me out with this

A rich man needs_______. A poor man has_______. If u eat_______u die and when u die u can take_______ with u!
One word fits all 4 blank spaces! Its a seven letter word. What's the answer ?

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Politics › Re: FG Resumes Payments To Former Niger Delta Militants by Olateef(m): 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2017

A moment of silence for people who were born on 29th Feb...coz this year has nothing like 29th Feb.

Investment › Re: MMM Releases 2017 Rules Ahead Jan. 14 by Olateef(m): 8:13am On Jan 04, 2017

Yesterday a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.#Alwayshelp.

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Events › Re: Little Boys Drink Beer To Celebrate Christmas In Benue State (Photos) by Olateef(m): 8:26pm On Dec 29, 2016

Job interview in a psychiatry:

So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
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I’ve been on Nairaland for 5 years now.
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Very good, the job is yours.

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