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Why on Earth would someone send something like this? My offense was beating him at chess.. I know I ruthlessly checkmated him but I don't deserve this insult.

Let me rush and throw my GF over third mainland brigde

I can't forget how this guy looted Société Générale Bank (Nig).. All of them are just thieves. No exception

What if it was Anaconda

MeeLan:
this is sarcasm na! they are all mocking the dude

The dude started the sarcasm in the first place..check his replies to the comments

This one na barber's table oo. They Don turn table around oo

Aye Akamara

BruncleZuma:


My company recently hired a civil engineer, all he did was hit me up on LinkedIn and asked if we had an opening. I said hold up; went to the personnel people who happen to owe me lunch and asked if they had openings they said sure and I said fine. And he got interviewed and given an offer.

Do you have an opening in your account department?

DON-ZEB

FarahAideed:
and you still deliberately refused to mention sending Buhari back to Daura!!!!!

Including him if that's what you want to hear.. I'm not supporting anyone of them.

Can we Nigerians just wake up from this slumber? It's high time this people stopped milking us. Let's send everyone in the Senate and House of assembly on an excursion to heaven so that new blood can take over.

Deepfreezer:
The excitement is that we are better of the way we were before 2015.we don't mind going back OK

You don't need deepfreezer like your username signifies, you need deep knowledge.

mknigeriagreat:
I have lived months diaspora but always believed in home. Using the word sell off assets means not leaving anything behind. Easy piggy to leave them hanging here but what's the point? Ghana is an hour away from you things work like the western countries there. Book a flight to Ghana now and book a taxi online. If your flight is for next week, you will get calls everyday till you arrive over there from you assigned driver and hotel with a pending payment. I was on a trip to some African countries sometimes ago and what I saw wouldn't want you to come home again. If 50% of Nigerians could travel out of the shores of this country and come back, wisdom will make them stage a revolution(which I don't support). Systems are working in countries but these set of bastards are just not helping this country one kobo. Defecting from one party to the other for selfish interest without considering the masses they are representing. Shame.

And the fact that people see their defection as an heroic act make me feel like this country will never be great.

resurgent2019:
Nigeria's current problems go beyond the issue of corruption. We are talking of the nation's continued existence while under a fundamentalist islamic leader. Do you think we dont know that Saraki is corrupt? We know but we prefer him because he is not an extremist who intends islamising Nigeria. Under the PDP, the people of Nigeria will be able to eat comfortably while coexisting peacefully. That is the crux of Nigeria's problem right now and not corruption!

My brother, no one is islamising Nigeria. We should stop giving ourselves unnecessary headache. You said under PDP, the people were enjoying and lived comfortably. If you know what window dressing is called. Had it been we are still being led by the previous administration, I'm very sure we would see paper on the road and think it's money. Mind you, I'm not supporting anyone. I'm just an advocate of good government. I've never voted before and not anytime soon.

mknigeriagreat:
We don't need a change of government or politicians, we need a reorientation for the masses. An average Nigerian doesn't know 2% of his fundamental human rights. That is why the silly set of politicians take us for a ride. If we know what we want and what we deserved, we will instruct these pigs to obey us and they will or else we boot them out of office. But I don't see the masses being enlightened yet. Maybe we need a Jerry Rawlings at the end of the day in this country. SILLY LEADERS and unstable citizens.

Sincerely.. most Nigerians are just taking sides and not knowing what they want. We can never have a good leader if we continue like this. I'm not blaming the leaders, I have the citizens to blame.

mknigeriagreat:
You must be an engineering graduate. Specifically mechanical. That said you spoke my mind. I don't blame these politicians, I blame the foolish masses that support all these their dramas. Can I leave my job for two months? Even professors that do go on sabbatical leave go somewhere else to work. These guys are being paid while on break without the consent of Nigerians that voted them in. These guys actually answer to us but because of the foolishness of the masses, the reverse is the case. I have plans to sell off all my assets and relocate my family to another country. It's not worth it in Nigeria anymore.

the fact that we have dead brain citizens celebrating those looting us dry is something that is saddening..

AnonyNymous:
Nigerian taxpayers are taking sides and I'm laughing. We're paying these clowns a percentage of our hard earned money to create their own reality TV show. Now they've decided not to air any more episodes until September 25 but their salaries will definitely not be put on hold.



Deflection? What about bending moment and shear?

Anyone taking sides doesn't have an iota of sense.

Should we fry palm wine ?

Who's gonna vote for him.. IF VOTING CHANGED ANYTHING, THEY WILL MAKE IT ILLEGAL

What have we blacks done to deserve this brain..

bola4dprec:
See

They are talking from experience

SAMBARRY:


No hijab?

All these enlightened, exposed and refined Muslims be looking good. The illiterate ones be putting rags and be disallowing ventilation from penetrating their neck, ears and head How them wan get sense when they've covered their head

If they decide to put load on their head, no problem, but they will be constituting heat for a little girl of 2 Years whose skin is still fragile and thereby causing heat rash on the neck of the child


Beyond that sef see how they carried another man's religion for head meanwhile the owners of the religion don't take it personal the way Nigerian Muslims take Islam personally to the extent they become enraged murderers, pedophiles, rapist and every kind of deviant you can think of

Just to look for likes and shares.. see your life outside.. foool

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One of the secret ingredients revealed... We are waiting for the shortages of other ingredients

On behave of all Nigerians, we are sorry Mr pig

Very true.. I'm from ogun State

Goal

lawaol2003:
Na wa o...thanks...the toyota self acceleration... ...dt one na wahala o

The advantage is that you policemen won't be able to catch you

I think my Keke Napep should be recalled.. rain beats me while driving to work in it

Nigerians...

Okay

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*Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.

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*Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

*You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird