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jammani:
DADDY and MUMMY play

one of my best

ameen..

halaaaa madrid

pamcode:
lemme explain this thread was opened before man city played madrid and i backed city to win, since it a fellow epl team and i forgot to Modify.

am sorry dude..

pamcode:
Me I don't know. Am not likely to tell you If am on weed. Isn't it big head?

lol.. Cos i dnt got u wen u said, man city wil win.. Oshogbo weed must b at work here

pamcode:
Mancity would surely go through

are u on weed or sth..

Falz d bad guy...!!??

HateU2:

lol

I dont need any1 2 inform me d existence of God.. He is d creator nd d createe, we exist cos of His existence. He is beyond any sort of praise given 2 Him.. The most Beneficient and the most Merciful

HateU2:
kilode

fila nii

njuwo:
Today's kids are so spoilt
that they don't know that
in our days you could be
beaten for any of the
following reasons:

1. Crying after being beaten.

2. Not crying after being
beaten.

3. Crying without being
beaten.

4. Standing while the elders are seated.

5. Sitting while the elders
stand.

6. Walking around
aimlessly where the elders
are seated.
7. Replying back to an
elder.

8. Not replying back to an
elder.

9. Spending too much
time without being beaten.

10. Singing after being
admonished.

11. Not greeting visitors.

12. Eating food prepared
for the visitors. 13. Crying to go with the
visitors when the visitors
are leaving.

14. Refusing to eat.

15. Coming back home
after sunset.
16. Eating at the
neighbour's home.

17. Generally being
moody.

18. Generally being too
excited.
19. Fighting with your age
mate and losing.

20. Fighting with your age
mate and winning.

21. Eating too slowly.

22. Eating too quickly.
23. Eating too much.

24. Sleeping while the
elders had already woken
up.

25. Looking at the visitors
while they are eating.
26.Stumbling and falling
when walking.
You could be beaten for just anything.
True Or False?
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lol.. So so true
Ur yoruba mum wil b like:
1. Kini mofi kan e to suunkun. 2. Molu e oo suunkun ola gidi. 3. Kini omu e to suunkun eleya. 4. Wo bo se duro le wa lori. 5. Ole dide fun agbalagba ko joko. Blah blah.. Thumbs up guy, gone are doze dayz

Hmmm... When men are boyz

Galacious1:
Na so my uncle's pregnant wife told him she wanted agbalumo at 11pm. Uncle tried waking me up that night I refused to wake up. Agbalumo ko dagbalamu ni

d word dagbalamu got me laughing... u ain't serious bro

I thank you God, for making me see another year; thanks for the gift of life; I'm eternally grateful for all the blessings that you have given me that makes me appreciate a good life, for the struggles you casted on me which made me stronger and helped me realized the ideas of life's bitter sweet reality and most of all for the love which is supported by guidance and protection which he unconditionally gives through my ever beloved family and friends. Thank you for all the experience of this past year; for times of success which will always be happy memories, for times of failure which reminded me of my own weakness and of my need for you, for times of joy when the sun was shining, for times of sadness which drove me to you. Forgive me for the hours I wasted, for the chances I failed to take, for the opportunities I missed this past year. Help me in the days ahead to make this the best year yet, and through it to bring good credit to myself, happiness and pride to my loved ones, and joy to Me..

NobleAngell:
Sambisa forest. While searching for the Chibok girls, we found each other.

so u married a Boko Haram members, Mr President must here dis

lol......

الله أكبر

جزاك الله خير....