visijo:
Now that fuel is #707, I’ll like to convince and not confuse you that Distance Relationship is too costly

Kindly Date your Neigbour.📌

Mad ooo

RedChiefPriest:
I go call one person to come and answer your snakish question.

All welcome Uncle Lalaaaa the father of python,
The python king on the iron throne,
The slithering and venomous king himself,
The elder brother of king lala of opobo
We hail thee!

We summon thee to help us answer this riddle
What shall we tell Op?
What is the name of the snake?
What is the name of the animal the snake killed?
Should Op consume this scary snake or throw it away?
Should Op be scared of the wife coming for revenge?
Should Op leave his house and run?
Help us oh great lala!

Dj! Ready 7 kegs of palmwine incase Op wan give us location for peppersoup
Barman! Play me "Snake in antelope shadow " by Kim Jong un and Obasanjo.

Stop naw

Eyan lala

How e be over dere... Make we still carry packet of nose cover and hand sanitizer abi e no need....

Yoruba teacher :- Old skool
Economics :- irunmulowo

Last time I checked, drivers license was 25k for 3yrs....

Happy birthday omo eleh

saasala:
This guy is a bloody fool. In a country like ours where it is easy to bribe your way out of any case, going to court or police with no concrete evidence is a complete waste of time. It is just easy to sweep it under the carpet.

The girl has been molested since she was 7 and the best way to get justice was to go the CCTV way and play along. It won't affect her psychologically that much knowing that it was all planned.

I support the use of trap and CCTV to nail that motherfvcker.

I still cannot bring myself to watch that video by the way. I find it disturbing and it might traumatize me.

Buh
U av not answer d question naw, if it happened to be ur child . will u wait anoda 7yrs to gather up evidence...??

loneprof:
Under Sanwo Olu, all sort of illegal extortion have been taking place especially by Lagos VIO, Task Force and LASTMA.

A governor that can't control harassment of citizens within state bodies definitely can't do anything about police harassment. He should just continue his chop-I-chop government.

U can't say it any better...

Mine

nairavsdollars:
Arsenal is the only team Bayern fears

Shut up dere
Liverpool beat dem 3:1 for munich

Mama and papa was my favorite ... Table soccer, Open kolo "woman hash", mopo dey sweet ooo but u go suffer, who knw hodiho (wateva it mean) but its a football match with single goal-keeper, whoever score will be on a goal-post... Lot more jare

Sixfeetbelle:


Whether publicly or privately, if your mother errs, you chastise her. Simple.

Won't say much cos u are also a lady.. Someday u will give birth to a boy, and ur son wife to be will give u same treatment.. I pray ur son give u a resounding slap to reset ur brain.. Odé oshi

Sixfeetbelle:


If your mother steps out of the line, you should caution her. Because she's your mother doesn't put her above mistakes.

Sorry bro, Odé ni e... Scold ur mum for a girlfriend not even for ur wife, is ur brain paining u?

What I don't get is, how will banging of pot makes any impact. If not disturbing one peace and causing unnecessary headache to oneself... Is like adding salt to Garri jare, abeg think of sth different.. maybe we shud stat social media protest or sth more logical

airex:
Usual base? After 30 years? SMH at your crave for stupidity.

Man United fans: "You have never won the Premier League."

Liverpool fans: "We have won 18 league titles. A name change doesn’t change that fact."

United fans: "When you win 1 you will be on par with Leicester!! Just a small club in reality."

Liverpool fans: "United haven’t even won the Premier League yet."

United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times."

Liverpool fans: "No you haven’t. No team has won 13 Premier League titles."

United fans: "What drugs are you on. We have won the Premier League 13 times."

Liverpool fans: " No you haven’t. You haven’t even won 1 Premier League title. You haven’t even been in a title race race for a Premier League title.!

United fan: Furious. "Yes we have. Prove we haven’t."

Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven’t won the league since before that, so you haven’t won the Premier League and you aren’t even on par with Leicester."

92 - 93: FA PREMIER LEAGUE.
93 - 01: FA CARLING PREMIERSHIP.
01 - 04: FA BARCLAYS CARD PREMIERSHIP.
04 - 07: FA BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE.
07 - 16: BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE.
16 - ?: PREMIER LEAGUE.

United fan: "But, but that doesn’t count. It’s still the same league." ���

Liverpool fan: "I know. It’s always been the same league. We’ve tried telling you this but ye are too thick to get it" �����

Jabioro:
You can't praise Allah with others language, because the only language Allah understood is Arabic.If you do you will be considered to be an infidels.

Almighty Allah understand all language, He is d Creator of Languages... Just asked and it shall be given.. don't say only language Allah understand is Arabic, is like underestimate His value or His power...

Nigerians won't mind dere business, is dis not d same ex congratulating her....

msmon:
Prophet Mohammed... Peace be upon him! I have never seen anyone see more of the future than him. He's very philosophical in sayings and action during his time.

He's also the greatest leader of all time, greater than Alexander the great.

صلى الله عليه وسلم
Greatest among dem all

Am I d only one dat knew abt dis