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bin gbagbo, you just make me laugh

A girl told her man she just graduated and he says, "so what's next? NYSC right!" She says, "No I don't like that course, there is too much calculation involved, that's why I didn't study it

This thread might be of help

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-692394.0.html

hmmmmmmmmmmm, There are many things involve, is either you go there and face boko haram. south east, arm robbers, south south- kidnappers, south west- NURTW wahala. Abeg where safe for Nigeria sef?

A man fainted outside Mr. Bigg’s (a fast food outlet) and soon a crowd formed around him to see what
was happening. A passer-by suggested, “Give him water, it will help” and somebody quickly dashed off
to get a bottle of water to revive the man.
The man heard this suggestion, opened one eye and said, “Commot for here, yeye man, if na water I wan
drink, I for go faint for the front of water board.”

Keep it coming.

Please take all this love matter comot for this thread

Ileke and igbo boy. Please lets peace reign. Enough of all this insult.

@mikuz that's lovely. Keep seeing.

[quote author=igbo b.oy link=topic=701470.msg8613186#msg8613186 date=1309333929]nna hapu mu/free me, we live in a free world i can air my views, you can air your views too. oh my bad i forgot u are muslim and you guys dont take criticism u guys just bomb anybody with a dissenting view [/quote]no comment

"All humans are dead except those who have knowledge;
and all those who have knowledge are asleep, except those who do good deeds;
and those who do good deeds are deceived, except those who are sincere; and those who are sincere are always in a state of worry"

Imam Shafi'i(Rahimullah)

@igbo boy there's a way you argue your point without offending other. Try and respect other view and believe

It seems you are not ready to hear the truth.

Mariory:
Dude most of the trouble makers are the same people with different usernames.

truly that's the length some people can go just to cause problem.[quote author=His Excellency B.K. Njoku link=topic=701518.msg8610636#msg8610636 date=1309292135]hmmm, u mean here in nairaland? Or nigeria ?[/quote]is NL not a reflection of nigeria

The quality of debate on NL is quite interesting but predictable. Predictable in the sense that most analyst argue base on some premodial sentiment of ethnicity and religion. Throwing objectivity to the bin. This trend if allow to continue will not augur well for our dear nation because most members of NL are youth who will take over from the crop of our present leaders, what then should we expect then. Is high time we have a rethink so as to make our country great. Long live Nigeria

blame your sense of self control that always embarrass you

my Monday is always busy

ija man trying to avoid paying doctor fee after eye operation by saying, "I still can't see" Dr. asks a sexy nurse to UnCloth in front of him. He again says "I cant see" Dr. tells nurse to open her legs. Again he says "I can't see" Dr. says : "{mother fuker}!! if you can't see, how come your Joystick is standing? Lo

Yeah. I can laugh

I for like that, so all the mouth go dey shot.

Soo! But you are talking to the wrong person. He will just ,

Soo! Beaf is now a "star" worth impersonating.

What is the THING that will start, when the benefit start rolling in you will be one of their customers.

This is impersonation of the highest order.

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White

i can agree less with you a society that fail to punish offender and also fail to reward hardworking will end up like ours. may God help us.

Span

Ant

Surah Rahman "fabi hayi alayi robiqu ma tuka ziba", which of his blessing will you deny?

May Allah reward all your effort toward the deenil islam. If we can have any brother from kaduna too

Some nurses do wear a small matching hijab. I know of many

Get something clear we are talking of an ideological believe which we need to change, so you look out for ways to change it. Thank God, we study BK in school and nobody is complaining

Finally, the first islamic banking licenced. Welcome JAIZ bank. If you like non interest banking, go there if you dont go to the conventional one. Period