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sseunth:
Scam scam scam....

lol..help us scam that boy since he gets a lot of money to spend

the long awaited jamb exams have final kicked off.After all the news pertaining to jamb exams that have been emanating from jamb boss and other top officials.The news ranging from how they are making plan on how to curb exam malpractice, engaging security agency to conducting hitch free,credible and transparent examination.

is now left for us to analyse and see how far they have gone in fulfilling their enormous promises.

MY own personal observation using my own center as a case study:

HOW ORGANISED ARE THE CENTERS AND JAmB 2017 ITSEf
my center was UNN MTN library and I must commend the center and jamb jamb for the extra ordinary effort they put up in this aspect.the environment was very conducive and everything thing was arranged in such a way that would nt pose any problem to students. power supply was steady,network superb and many systems with extra ones as backups. their staffs are kind that one pray to be dealing with in every transactions. they are so kind to us ,compassionate,humble and their watchword is zeal to work.if u have any problem, ur effort is just to apprise them and u see them resolving the issue like if to say u are Buhari's child. They are awesome in short .

WHAT MEASURES DID THEY PUT IN PLACE TO CURB EXAMINATION MALPRACTICE?
They engaged security agencies such as police,civil defence corps,NYSE. many CCTV s but in and outside the building. we were searched three times one outside and two inside the exam hall. wallets,caps phones were not allowed in.females were even searched inside their bras.come see how dem they search my blokos like kilode.they showed zero tolerance to examination malpractice of any such.three candidates were caught cheating.come see how they were chained together in the leg like 1700 slaves.one was caught impersonating while the remaining two were caught with phone and micro chips respectively. they made it clear to us that the one impersonating would spend nothing less than 10years in prison while the rest would not be allowed to write jamb again until 2020.since I started writing exams I have never see the kind security I saw today even when I wrote NDA exam at army barrack . those that are yet to write jamb pls take note if u like shun this but will have ur self to blame except u are writing at special centers and i even doubt if such exist under this era of oloyede

WHAT'S THE NATURE OF THEIR QUESTIONS?
jamb questions are now technical.. gone are the days when jamb ask direct questions. the way jamb twist questions nowadays ehn.if u are the kind that cram and not read to understand, if u like cram the whole text enter hall,if u get 5 out of 40 questions then call me a liar .for u to get the answers u must have read the topic and as well understand it.in nutshell, questions were cheap in ur eyes but on dipper look,u will see that it were not all that simple. for those doing cramming work,jamb now use illustrations in asking questions. for example, don't expect them to ask u what delegated legislation is rather they Will be beating around with one kind question that resemble illustration

THIS YEARS JAMB IS NOT IN A HURRY
unlike last year that one would be seeing ones score immediately after ones exam,this year results would nt be released until the whole exams are over.this I believe is to meticulously check the whole results before posting it to the net unlike last year when u see ur result just an hour u finished ur exam and u be like no this can never be my result.

for now we have to wait until results are out.if it reflects ones real performance then we can now category and authoritatively say that ishaq oloyode has what it takes to be jamb boss and as well to return jamb to its former glory

NOTE:this is only my observations using my center and those of my friends as a case study .thanks for urtime

sseunth:
I dnt do online transaction with unknown people

if I may ask why?

done with my own jamb exam.the questions are relatively cheap.

don't rely on past questions cos u would see it there and even if u see one the way it will be twisted ehn!

don't read ur text books with the aim to cram rather read to understand. jamb questions are now twisted and technical.if u like cram the whole text book without understanding enter hall..if u get 5 questions from available 40 questions call me a liar

read ur books meticulously and don't allow over confidence to get the better part of u to avoid unnecessary mistakes

sseunth:
Lol....

lol...Help the desperate guy

firstclassmumu:
that 10k wey dem scam you never do abi? Come make I upgrade for you with just 7k

hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha .honestly that my guy be like say em get money to spend.

I used to hear that some people learnt things the hard ways but I think this boy just prove that ' theory' erroneous... lmaooo

nice monicker by the way

had a similar experience last year...our exams were scheduled to kick off by 6:30 am but we actual started the exam by 12 in the evening. to complicate our plights, we were logged out barely 1 hour we started the exams.I beg death to swallow me instantly but for where,none was coming.

we slept at that God forsaken center that day.wake up the following morning from the dirty ground we sleep on and carry my dirty self and zoom to my papas house and wait for my fate.

CBT centers I think should be blame here and not jamb.

captainbangz:
No! What i meant was that, i have reg number 76063440EG and jamb exam number number; C136XX005.
And i inputed both during the nda application and my examination card's examination details are as follows.
NDA EXAM CENTRE:
JAMB REG. NO:76063440EG
JAMB EXAM NUMBER: C136XX005
although some peoples jamb exam number and jamb reg. Number were the same.
So, i used the one with XX for my photograph. But inputed the one that ended with EG on my answer booklet.

u don't have problem sir.free ur mind since u did input ur reg number

captainbangz:
i wrote the jamb exam number which was supposed to be my nda exam number( the former one with the XX) at the back of postcard sized photograph, it is as well im my acknowledgement slip as 'jamb exam number'. So, i am thinking of taking my old jamb registration slip along, Incase i get an invite for AFSB screening exercise for backup and maybe explain to the board. I.e if they'll give me a listening ear. Or what do you think?
Tobhykillz
nnamdi1998
Godwils3
and the rest, help a brother!

pls excuse here.u mean u used ur exam number as ur reg number? that is u didn't put ur reg number kpukpuru?

if so am sorry there is a problem.

u know it is only through ur reg number that NDA would know those who meet cutoffs which they will use to shortlist those who would face afsb .it's also because of jamb results that they have not released their list

handsomeclouds:
@
But to be honest, the man is one in a million, he has always being an achiever, though no one is perfect. But I still give that to him.
I remember during his time at Unilorin, he made a lot of reforms, from implementing CTB to stopping the sale of handouts and introducing lecturer assessment forms. The man is just too result-oriented. Many firebrands who thought the school was their property were silenced. Those who had always believed unlorin was Ilorin's property were disappointed. He made 200 the minimum score for any course, which in turn improved the quality of input and thus output.
I am a product of Oloyede's tenure, and I am proud to associate myself with such as successful administration. I wish I could say the same for the present vice chancellor.

eehya...kudos to the man,Nigeria needs people like him

nnamdi1998:
Boss you don catch me omo see cadet dey salute bloody civilian like me! chaii i don buy job



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You this bastard you no know say man must get plan B?

How are you doing sir? when is your exam?

lol..doing great o.mine is on Monday.are u also for Monday?

we all no that oloyede as a matter of time is trying and we also believe that he will reform jamb to acceptable standard in next few year but op the way u take describe this man come they do me as some how the man bought Pepsi and bread for u.u no hardship dey and even if biblical Esau dey naija now em go still sell em birth right to that aforementioned food for the second time

op prove me wrong that bribery ti has not taken over in ur life.lozz

captainbangz:
House, i am troubled and confused.

The jamb exam number after registering was the one with the XX format in between. So, i used it alongside my jamb registration number for the NDA application and entrance exams. But after reprinting my JAMB exam slip, they(jamb) changed my exam number which formerly contained XX in the middle to something totally different. Please help me, I am confused.

let thou troubled mind be at ease

for thou knowest that jamb exam number was not used .

only thou reg.number.

for examples, I didn't not even input that nonsense. only used my reg.number

those military guys did told us at the exam center that NDA would nt be using exam number but reg number for this year.

mind u in future,never book on jamb exam number until the final reprinting cos it is not static .

captain free thou soul and let it not be troubled cos u have got no problem.
lozzzzzz

opeyemihendrix:
whatsapp or SMS...

just see ur life.booking on chips like say ur life depends on it...lozzzzzzzzz

nnamdi1998:
I sent you a pm please acknowledge

u no see ur life..go jack ur book u say no but to dey look for chips everywhere.lozzzzzz

Nigeria military boy in the making

I salute sir

Pr0ton:
Yeah. 7am. No result yet.

hey u,I dont understand u again o. u were an active member of that 2015 ui admission thread. In fact, u were admitted. u should be in ur 200 level by now.
are you no longer interested in ur course or what?

don't be offended pls.just being inquisitive

CondomSir:
Bro what course are you aspiring to study?

law..u nko?

Jinf:
I think the questions are different. IF that's true (questions are different) then it's also unfair. The exam should be conducted in one day. Same question for everyone.

don't mind that guy.different questions for different batches.go ask I u doubt this

this boy and em palaver. the rate u take dey disturb jamb ehn!
the result should be out as from monday

op ur title should read thus: Do you possess what it takes to pass this year's jamb?

no mind those lazy ass booking on yeye runz. dem go hear am this time around

CondomSir:
My name is CondomSir And i am aspiring to study Statistics. Any other aspiring Statistician here??

lol

dumb post.

OfficialAwol:
I think I don't know how to

is very simple. just visit any section u want to create topic on ,at the top ,u will see it there.just click on create topic .

below screenshot is what u will see once u visit any section,u then click on create new topic

yemimajid:
Just be happy for the man.

I tire for some people o

congrats op,no mind some comments here cos is in our blood to hate our own but shower foreigners with ocean of praises

white fools.mtschew when they come here some stupid and daft fellows will be worshiping them like fools they are.

emmahardgun:
CONGRATULATIONS MR OLAWALE ADEBAYO EMMANUEL, WITH APPLICATION NO: NDA/69/0033438! YOUR APPLICATION TO THE NIGERIA DEFENCE ACADEMY (NDA) KADUNA FOR THE 69REGULAR COURSE HAS BEEN SUBMITTED SUCCESSFULLY. AND YOU ARE BEEN ENLISTED AMONG THE SPECIALIST CANDIDATE...............................please that is what they send to me i need your advice....

when did u get this message?

OfficialAwol:
They will still cheat

I wanna register my displeasure. I joined Nairaland in August of 2016 and up to now I can't create my own topic. I am getting frustrated. and I don't like it.

Seun, la-la, do something about this..

they barred u from creating topics abi u don't know how to go about it?

Cordis92:
Na wa o.

In this modern world. No wonder even the best university in Nigeria did not make it to the first 1000 universities in the world, coz everything in Nigeria even university is taking us back to the stone age.

talk talk.speak wetin u know.ui is there in ur top 1000 uni.in the world