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Education / Re: Photo: Student Caught With Expo In Her Private Part by oleeee(m): 6:16pm On Aug 31, 2015
choi
Gaming / Re: Which Among These Android Games Is Your Most Favorite? (Graphic Photos) by oleeee(m): 8:55pm On Aug 28, 2015
none of d above
Celebrities / Re: What Is This Called In Your Mother Tongue? (photo) by oleeee(m): 8:02pm On Aug 25, 2015
तयरततकरसदसरर (crab)
Education / Re: University Status: Alvan Ikoku "University" Of Education Is Boiling (photo) by oleeee(m): 6:34am On Aug 25, 2015
college of edu not Polly?,,,,,,,hmmmmm.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslim Man Seen Praying In The Rain In Benin (Photo) by oleeee(m): 4:28pm On Aug 20, 2015
OK. ftp
Phones / Re: Glo BIS On Android Downloading Speed(screenshot) by oleeee(m): 5:33pm On Jun 30, 2015
nonsence speed,,,d topic of d thread (Glo BIS On Android Downloading Speed(screenshot)
i tot i will see 2mb/s
wat m i doing wit glo wen mtn gves me 1,2 mb/s
Phones / Re: Internet Data Service: Which Provider Is Best In Nigeria? by oleeee(m): 6:47am On Jun 28, 2015
mtn for now,,,,,,,,because its the only network that i have downloaded upto 30gb or more a day without paying shishi
Romance / Re: Describe This Lady On Her Wedding Day(pic) by oleeee(m): 5:00am On Jun 25, 2015
mtswww,,,,,,y dont she hustle too,,,
Celebrities / Re: Check Out The Hot Body On Beyonce's 61 Year Old Mum by oleeee(m): 9:39am On Jun 16, 2015
to all naija babes,she ix 61 nd still looking buryfull nd already gave birth,,,naija girls ehn,,,after wuna born 1 wuna go just tear

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Recalls Envoy to South Africa over Xenophobia attacks by oleeee(m): 9:38am On Apr 26, 2015
“The attack on foreigners in South Africa
(xenophobia) is a miasma of a deprecate
apotheosis of a hemorrhaging Pluto crack,
cascading oozing into a malodorous excresense of
mobocracy. With all termagant ossifying
proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledge
centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum
crankum. Therefore, the lampooning is cest in deja
vu, deja vu peret ologomabia”
Politics / Re: Buhari Welcomes Steps Taken By Jonathan On South Africa’s Xenophobic Attacks by oleeee(m): 2:23pm On Apr 18, 2015
south africa abeg stop dis shit na,,,,,make wuna no let dem pursue MTN na,,,,,i never finish my accummulated gigs,,(96gb),,abeg make wuna help me pleed wit FG sad
Health / Re: Residents Flee As Death From Strange Disease In Ondo Rises by oleeee(m): 10:02pm On Apr 17, 2015
anoda 1
Health / Re: Residents Flee As Death From Strange Disease In Ondo Rises by oleeee(m): 10:02pm On Apr 17, 2015
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Xenophobia: Zambian Radio Station Stops Playing South African Music by oleeee(m): 9:53pm On Apr 17, 2015
Saklekplus:
I JUST CALL MTN CUSTOMER CARE NOW, I SENT THEM TO THEIR MANAGEMENT THAT IF SOUTH AFRICA GOVT didn't do anything about xenophobic attack in SA btwn now and Monday ,me and my families wil destroy our mtn sim card and port to glo,


*omo come see the way dem dey beg me,telling that Nigeria and SA govt wil do something about it *




South Africa go learn, by the time other Africa start, especially giant of Africa grin
funny u,,guy ur teeth too big
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malawi, Congo, Bar South Africans From Entering Their Country by oleeee(m): 3:40pm On Apr 17, 2015
wat did i want to say sef





















now i remember!!!!!!!!
==>ryt 4rm tym i dislike SA + ghana
1-SA hate to see oda African country progress
Especially Nigeria
2-Ghana hate Nigerians for no reason,,,,even in sport
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Evacuate Nationals If South Africa Attacks Worsen – Minister by oleeee(m): 3:26pm On Apr 17, 2015
Ryt 4rm tym i dont lyk SA + Ghana(no offence)
SA dont lyk to see d progress of oda African countries
Ghana just hate Nigeria
Phones / Re: It's Official Burna Boy Is Breaking Guinness World Records With TECNO BOOM J7 by oleeee(m): 10:14pm On Apr 15, 2015
tecno just drop d bomb so i can get d imei,no time

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Romance / Re: PIC: When Your Side Guy Insists You Use His Picture As Your DP by oleeee(m): 6:26am On Apr 15, 2015
if u r having a side guy,,,,u r notin but a b×tch
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Shares Beautiful Photos Of His Family by oleeee(m): 11:05pm On Apr 11, 2015
BIGGEST HEAD OF D FAMILY
Education / Re: 20 Best Courses VS 20 Worse Courses In NIGERIA by oleeee(m): 7:55pm On Jan 13, 2015
guy ur list is wrong without my course,,,,,,,,,ELECTRICAL ELECTRONICX ENGINEERING
Politics / Re: Read What GEJ Just Said At Enugu Rally by oleeee(m): 9:59pm On Jan 10, 2015
#GEJnooooo
Religion / Re: Assembly Of God Church Blasts Nollywood Stars Who Endorse Coca Cola (Photo) by oleeee(m): 7:05am On Jan 09, 2015
SHEY DEM NO GO DRINK D COKE,,,,WEY DEM DEY SHINE TEETH DEY SNAP WIT D BOTTLE
Romance / Re: 5 Real Reasons Why Nigerian Men Patronize Prostitutes by oleeee(m): 9:34pm On Jan 08, 2015
GoodFaith:
The Nigerian men patronize prostitutes because they are prostitutes too
Dog is a dog
1 + 1 = 2
what breed is your DADDY

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Car Talk / Re: New Year Gift From Govt : Tokunbo Cars To Cost More From January 1 by oleeee(m): 2:04pm On Dec 31, 2014
2scorehigh:
No problems.

Nigerian Engineers, it's over to you guys. E be like say our time to shop don reach o!
yes o
Travel / Re: Airasia Flight From Indonesia To Singapore Missing, Airline Says by oleeee(m): 7:02am On Dec 28, 2014
Travel / Airasia Flight From Indonesia To Singapore Missing, Airline Says by oleeee(m): 6:56am On Dec 28, 2014
AirAsia flight QZ8501 from Singapore missing
An AirAsia flight travelling from the Indonesian
city of Surabaya to Singapore has lost contact
with air traffic control, the company has said.
Indonesian media say more than 160 people were
on the Airbus A320-200.
Flight QZ8501 lost contact with air traffic control at
07:24 (23:24 GMT), Malaysia-based AirAsia
tweeted .
Malaysia's national carrier Malaysia Airlines has
suffered two disasters this year - flights MH370
and MH17 - but AirAsia has never lost a plane.
Flight MH370 disappeared on a flight from Kuala
Lumpur to Beijing in March with 239 passengers
and crew, and MH17 was shot down over Ukraine
in July, killing all 298 on board.
Search and rescue operations are under way for
the missing aircraft.
The flight had been due to arrive in Singapore at
08:30 (00:30GMT).

There were six foreigners on board the flight,
reports say, three from South Korea and one each
from the UK Malaysia and Singapore. The rest of
the passengers were Indonesian.
An official with the transport ministry, Hadi
Mustofa, told local media the plane lost contact
over the Java Sea, between the islands of
Kalimantan and Java.
He said the plane had asked for an unusual route
before it lost contact and that the weather had
been cloudy.
AirAsia have given few other details.
"At the present time we unfortunately have no
further information regarding the status of the
passengers and crew members on board, but we
will keep all parties informed as more information
becomes available," a company statement said.
AirAsia has set up an emergency line for family or
friends of those who may be on board. The
number is +622 129 850 801.
The company's chief executive, Tony Fernandes,
tweeted : "Thank you for all your thoughts and
prayers. We must stay strong."

Business / Re: False Information On New ₦100 Website (Photos) by oleeee(m): 6:14am On Dec 28, 2014
that Akwaibom stadium looks like the CHINKO version of the Munich stadium

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Hip•hop Artistes Who Are Muslims by oleeee(m): 3:37pm On Dec 27, 2014
crazysaint:
Ok ok ok..... No wonder them de sing mumu song Music wasn't for them, cow slaughtering was their main occuption
GUY U MUMU 4RM BIRTH
Celebrities / Re: 5 Year Old Boy Asks Tonto Dikeh To Marry Him (Photo) by oleeee(m): 7:25pm On Dec 23, 2014
HELLO LIL BOY,,,,UNCLE *SEUN* WILL KIDNAP U

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Celebrities / Re: CUTE PHOTO: Is Tonto Dikeh Pregnant For Her Boyfriend, Malivelihood? by oleeee(m): 7:12pm On Dec 23, 2014
na xo naija babes belle dey always dey
Politics / Re: Only continuity can ensure lasting development, says Obasanjo by oleeee(m): 11:20am On Dec 23, 2014
Wisepac:
Jonathan, The Best In Nigeria During HisTerm As
President:
1. Petrol from N65 to N97 - in most other
places over N120
2. Kerosene from 50 naira to 120 and above
i.e (unofficial price).
3. Garri from N150 to N260 per measure
4. Sugar/flour/beans/ all from N180 to N350
per measure
5. Electricity charge from N1,250 to N4000
per month and yet no light
6. Scarcity of money but abundantly
available for groups campaigning for TAN
etc
7. Killings from few individuals to whole
communities being wiped out
8. Police/military roadblocks from 1 per
40km to 2 per 3km
9. Crude oil illegal bunkering from 10,000
barrels to 100,000 barrels stolen per day
10. Industrial strikes by many organisations
11. Sack of few workers to thousands of
workers
12. WASSCE from 40% failure to over 70%
failure
13. Trust, love and unity among citizens
from much to zero
14. Stealing in billions of Naira to billions of
DOLLARS or TRILLIONS of naira
15. Budget implementation from 40% to less
than 20% Per year
16. Roads from potholes to huge craters
and cut-offs
17. Economy from worse to greatest in
Africa on paper, but the masses from poor
to poorest
18. Politicians defect from one party to the
other in an unusual fashion and soldiers also
defect to other countries
19. Transport fares on both air and road
networks have shot the roof
20. Bribe takings from only police to soldiers
inclusive
21. ATM charges from zero to N65 per
transaction
22. New English phrase called 'Tactical
Manoeuvre' when soldiers are deliberately
dispatched with low grade weapons to be
killed by a well armed "Boko Haram"
23. Bribery scandal
24. Police pension scam
25. Oduahgate
26. Bart Nnaji NEPA scandal
27. Allison jet scanda
28. Oritsejafor $10 million gun scandal
29. Subsidy scam of N2.6 trillion
30. Immigration deaths scandal
31. Missing $20 billion from NNPC
32. Handlin boko haram with kid gloves
33. Election delegate bribe
34. Sheriff/Ihejirika case, etc.
35. Increase in taxes and austerity
36. 16 is greater than 19 in democracy
37. 7 Ekiti legislators out of 26 impeached the
speaker
38. IGP usurping CJN's duties and deciding
that Tambuwal no longer speaker
39. Army are conceding territories to Boko
Haram
40. Locking out House of Reps members
and teargassing them.
41. Suspected mastermind of Nyanya bomb
attack where no fewer than 100 killed discharged
and acquitted. To go and sin no more.
42. 200 Chibok girls are still in captivity of boko
haram.
43. National confab gulped billion of dollars and
went down the drain with no result
GEJ undermines our Army & strengthen
militants. Our military doesn't have the
equipment to protect us. Militants are
purchasing warships. What an irony
BROS JUST OPEN NEW THREAD

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