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I have serious question to ask nairalanders.
Do yhu like sex?

And so?

na where I dey work I dey chop....just like that and it's just be like that ko kan aiye

yellow pawpaw

lilkech:
When it comes down to it swimming is hard, be very careful near water if you can’t swim.

If you walk into the water and pass your dept you could drown by struggling on its surface before sinking but if you suddenly dropped dead into the water from a height or violently you might drown before resurfacing because you’ve already sunk too deep, get knocked out or might run out of oxygen to keep brain and reflex functions while in the water to even struggle.

What’s easy is floating. Anybody can float no matter your size. It’s just knowing how to do it that’s the key. See my own style of floating.

Sit down on the floor with both your legs stretched out in front of you and all toes pointing upwards, done? Now stretch out both your hands in front of you with palms facing downwards, done? Now tilt your head all the way back until you’re staring at the ceiling, done? Now hold it for a minute, That right there is the posture you’d put your. Did your body ache? Yes because swimming is a sport, an exercise that involves all joints and muscles in your body being active.

Now for movements you’d make to stay afloat.

Imagine you’re in a palace and servant to a king. A no nonsense king. It’s a very hot day and you are on (toshiba duty) to keep him cool.

Now there’s a flat broad leather fan you’d be holding to fan your king. You see the way those servants hold it to ‘fan’ the king sitting on his throne? Yes that’s the movement your hands will be making with your palms facing downward, fingers opened up flat and wide (like a frogs feet) and flapping in unison. Remember that both hands must flap in a parallel motion in the water and must be flapping at full speed. You’d better flap with your vigor as a first time floater just as the servant will flap to cool his hot angry king on a good day so as not to ‘lose his head’.

Now for your legs feet. While in that sitting position draw both legs up towards your chest with your feet still touching the floor as you do it (drag both feet on the floor and your knees to your chest). Now stretch your legs out flat out again so they are both resting on the floor with your toes pointing upwards. You see that motion, you will be doing it again but rapidly. In fact you’d be doing so fast you’d be looking like a kangaroo doing 100m race if you know you want to be on top the water.

Your head will be bent backwards but instead of the seeing your ceiling you’d be looking up on the water ahead of you taking breaths on the surface while your limbs do all the fanning and kicking.

If you can attain that posture on the water Your legs and feet, hands and palms will be forming a current under your floating torso which will keep your chest and head on the surface of the water. You’d also be able to move front and back and also turn left and right by tiny adjustments to the way your limbs fan and kick under you.

With this method you be floating and swimming in no time. Just know that everyone has their way but this is mine and someone thought me to use it at the time.

If I swim in front of you I’d look like a dog swimming in water. It’s funny but It stuck. It works and It saves lives so you need to Learn it too. Take 500 naira to a pool with friends and try it out. After learning to float You’d be swimming in no time.

cc mrkings84

Nicely

Dreddblogger:
Life is a bitch.. I put my hands to work like Angeleo In that BBA

I know this line....vector right?

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Onyi22:
How can I get any male Celebrity because am tired of all these Broke ass niggas....

I'm a celebrity but you don't get the body language I want

If yhu are ready to marry and yhu know the house rent fee won't be difficult to pay with your salary. yhu can marry now. Food is the main priority.

Onyi22:
So sad I couldn't read it till the end.....

not making sense... I couldn't read it as well

OkumagbaBOY:
Wetin all dis gals dey rub sef....abi no b her skin b dat......nawa oooooo .....

Everything fresh and clean

There is oil to make your skin glow

Cately:
Soon it will be MR SIX PACK,MRS BIG ASS AND BOOBS

Hottie

LadyBeee:
Admin please approve my post. I'm seriously troubled these days because all I'm meeting are broke guys asking for my hand in marriage. I don't really know what gives them the impression that I have money. I met one who told me bluntly that I should take care of him and if I want us to get married today, I should go ahead and do the necessary things that he knows I'm very capable. I met another one who started showing me his account balance on our first date and what he had was just 7k in his account, So I asked him why he was showing me , then he said he just wanted to let me know his financial status. I didn't have a problem with that because I'm not after his money until I caught him going through my account statements on my phone, that was the day I ended the relationship. I met another guy who said he works with FAAN, I was so glad that my misery has come to an end. At least, this one has a good job and would be buoyant, but it wasn't for long as not up to 3 weeks, the guy asked me to borrow him 50k that he wanted to pay his school fees. I was confused and I asked him to explain things to me. He said he isn't a graduate and he's just working as a driver with FAAN and studying part time. I said it's fine but I don't have any money to borrow him. He changed his attitude towards me. What could be wrong? I'm really troubled

I have 2k in my account. Very soon it will turn to 6 digits. let's hook up

where is the remote

Shortyy:
To cuppy this tune, press bress!

where is your breast to press

Predictgangs:
Peeps,while waste your time and money on the so called vip tips?

VIP is a scam because otedola is with money and he never opened VIP for the poor

Make e go cuba

otedola poo everywhere... am I the only one thinking about this sh*t that's going viral.

Casted

Am I the only one.

Taken.

2Ballz:
I don't think this answered my question, sir.

like we need to chat proper on whatsapp

Get sense

this one na cha cha...I go make am big this year...Baba God help me

Forreellinc:
this one never die?

yhu dey pray make she die...fear God

echepops:
Single ladies here. Any one interested? Holla @ your boy above

we yhu see me on nairaland holla @ ur boi

PrimadonnaO:

I'm damn serious like fresh on the beat

Famous dance Queen, Kafayat Oluwatoyin
Shafau, popularly known by her stage name
Kaffy, has revealed that she has once suffered
from depression.

Advising online users against being
pressurized, Kaffy mentioned that the social
media is a lie, and not all smiley faces are
happy faces.


She said;
“Please DO NOT BE PRESSURED . A lot is a lie .
A lot is a manifestation of what they want to be
. A lot is from insecurities.A lot is from
depression not all smiley faces are happy
faces.


Depression is real too many lives lost .
I faced depression I battled it and I won . You
can win . First thing to do is not to let people
define your happiness. We all have our races
,our paths are different ,first to do no mean last
man standing o.


If anyone run past u ,do better than you or
have anything u want and don’t have , just
wave and say “I will catch up” see ya later”.
Your process is important don’t be in a hurry if
u do you would lose the ammunition, the
instruments u need to sustain the greatness
and happiness you pursue.”

my account balance is like radio frequency... #106.5 any gyal here to hook up with

PrimadonnaO:
I need to pray. It's not that I get tired of people easily, though...it's simply that I find it hard to give people a chance and to develop feelings.

Many years since I knew what love meant and I've only truly loved two people.

only 2 people + me. we are now 3

PurestBoy:
That is the scam going on now at Nipost. There are two types of shipment services, one is Registered and second is Parcel.
Registered items comes without custom inspection and carries mostly TRACKING RR or RD depending on the country of origin and usually charges between N200 TO N1000 depending on the content but not more than N1000. Parcel service comes with custom inspection and comes with customs charges from Lagos to the local post of the receiver.

The fraud now is, Customs is now accessing registered package which is wrong and when you ask them to give you a TSA account to pay at the bank they refused. My friend paid N22k to collect used samsung S6. They bill high charges on iPhones and Samsungs because they believe those phones are expensive and made nonsense estimates on other phones they don't know the value. Last year I paid 12k to receive iPhone 5 but the mumu people billed me N1050 and 1K for Samsung Gear 3 watch and Huawei Y7 (2018) respectively.

how much did you buy Y7

you used what have to get what you need...why are yhu telling us....goan make more money. idle man dey opposite devil workshop