₦airaland Forum

guru90:
Nonsense question..... Are they not human beings like u and me?

help with latest config

Palmerbarry:
Except when I go to sleep.

So what goes on in your head when you go mute in there... I dunno the feelings..

how about the lucid dream in your sleep

lalalista:
This is the first time I really felt something like orgasm during sex. Let me explain it. Very intense sweetness. Felt like my hairs was standing. So much wetness and lastly, in the ending, so much water came out like someone poured water on the bed. I think that's what they call squirt

nicely

thatsleepboy1:
Can I PM you pls?

free

thatsleepboy1:
Wetin be the remedy bros

all about herbs

emerged01:
Person no fit control his mind,you wan give him alcohol,no belle be that.

it's just for erectile dysfunction

majamajic:
I can't do that here and u know , but I witnessed it , the guy made his choice that night , the girl booked hang out for both of the coming Sunday in a very big restaurant in Abuja , the guy said when he gave his vote of thanks , as applications still coming in

nice one

Opera mini bloggers lol

BOB

majamajic:
On a particular forum one guy said he is looking for a wife to marry , that him is very ok , but need a wife that is beautiful and earn from 150k monthly and above , and must screenshot present account balance

Na so we sit down dey observe confirmation of ladies salaries and account balances , since then I come double my hustle . A particular 26yrs old earn 450k monthly , one 23 yrs old posted salary confirmation of 580k , but she was ruled out cos she was under age , the guy demanded from 25yrs , about 100 of the husband applicants earn above 150k

help me with the thread link lol

Joysticks:
Can a Nigerian hard-worker get rich from a 9 to 5 monthly salary without involving in runs?
I don't mean politics where the politicians allawees are higher than their salary.
I mean genuine salary earners who don't engage in illegal activities to make extra income at their workplaces?

you can only be satisfied. Eat and let eat

grandlexuz:
You most likely got an offer to work as a sales attendant in a pharmacy. That doesnt translate into a pharmacist. In my opinion if you are a Pharmacist (Pharm D) you wouldnt need a validation from nairalanders for a career in your studied field.

P.s. I dont think you are serious. I checked your nairaland history for links relating to your field of expertise and all I got is you clamouring for IELTS students to tutor. You also were asking openly for an olosho joint to visit. I hope you have been using condoms though.

olosho joint to visit

Suleh620:
I will like to know your job before, coz the last time I checked, pharmacist is a professional who also take his time to study it before start practicing. You can't practice pharmacy without professional license

you can only use experience in low budget pharmaceutical store

samuel19222:
Damnnn niggarrr, too bad how much come be ashewo wey he no fit afford I rather mast than rape




cant you read man? E be like say you no understand English wella eya smh �‍♂️

God bless olosho for saving men from indecent behaviours...any olosho that's reading this GOD BLESS YHU

rawpadgin:
There's no manual to get anyone to like u, be yourself who go like u go like u

aswear...

mattmogan88:
As in eeh, i nearly cried yesterday, the pain is unbearable

pls follow the displiniary procedure to avoid another story that hurts

mattmogan88:
You don't mean it

my own cost 20k each buh we paid 20k for two

HARDESTNIGGAINT:
Bro mattmorgan, will a new teeth grow again or it won't grow?

can never grow because they extracted from the root

Vireani79:
There are easier ways to take care of tooth
It's a home remedy
This is caused by worms
And can be removed
Without u removing a tooth
Some secrets we throw away cos we dey form oyinbo
Smh

the same thing happened to me for a year...they didn't fill up my own. They extracted the two

Bigshoe2028:
Last year I had small issue I send someone 70k three times and he didn't receive it I had to borrow from access bank 79k since I can't move from other bank since the transfer limit is 20k ussd no atm card

Now fast forward after one week access bank said that the money did go , I nearly fight the guy thinking he was lying after close to a month the whole money returned back to my account I had to Abeg the guy but after that me and him no dey flow well the biz nearly cast I just pull my capital and

Find my way looking for a way to punish access bank for this I decided to dump their bank since then
And refuse to pay the loan all my account has the same bvn trust me they were unable to debit me in other two of my accounts

Nobody can remove shi shi from ur account with just bvn and anyway they don threaten me tire

But on my birthday this month I will fund the account make I use am do give away to them since I can afford the amount am satisfied now me and them are now even

Now there balance na 49k someone send money to the account I didn't even noticed

Until the day they send statement of account of the month

Biko don't slide to ask me for money na money ritual I dey do if I give u money u will die

if u give dash me money out of ur money ritual I will collect...BVN na to knw person details nothing else

MejiLoyon:
He know say him boy no go fit manage business
He no want make person wey no deserve him money spend am anyhow
He dey donate am at will. Setting up lagacies. For even if his son doesn't bring offsprings to carry his name, his name will forever remain in the hearts of Nigerians.
Thus being said he knows the secret of money.
Give...and it shall be given unto you.
For he who gives , receives more. Only a few knows this secret.

Give and invest...I don give and broke cus I no see where to invest

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.....

Money dey football sha.....

Nor be small thing my parents do me o....them nor ft advise me to play ball or enter music industry....
How many years after I graduate from computer science department still no work

If nor be bombing how I for take dey survive..
I nor go make that same mistake for my children body...my first born go play ball...second born go enter music..third born go be bomber or rather say keyboard warrior

Ain't no Senior man.....no Senior man for the huzzle...
The work hard o....you nor go dey sleep for night....you must learn to smoke or drink alcohol or womanize because the work causes depression at times and smoking or womanizing reduces the depression

The work hard o....you nor go dey sleep for night....you must learn to smoke or drink alcohol or womanize because the work causes depression at times and smoking or womanizing reduces the depression" Na reason guys dey use d drug to free from depression

EmekaBlue:
d single mark is also delivered. When u come online it double marks it then i assume u have seen it

d single mark means sent while d double mark means delivered. you can send a message and d person might be offline. it just sent until receiver turn on data

in football if you Never play on the pitch and you always on substitute. you won everything and lose everything with others

Typicool8:
Good afternoon nairalanders.i am a student fending for myself and i am a cross road on which business I can start with 20k in a student area.please any suggestion is welcome.

selling bread

Biglittlelois:
I have a friend, she was introduced to a guy by her cousin, they both hit it off the very first time they talked on phone, according to her, seeing his picture made her fall the more, same with him, but there was a clause, this guy said he is a weird and complicated guy, he doesnt call, text or chat, yet he calls and chat with her, she tried to end/stop talking to him several times because of it, he refused, in fact he pushed for them to see several times, she refused cos she doesn't really like the connection thingy, to the extent that the guy became discouraged and didn't want to see her anymore, after much convincing, they finally get to see, the feelings they both had for each other never changed,

All of a sudden he changed, this is a guy that first professed love to her, tells her she has no other choice but to stay with him, always tell her she should hold on to him, he suddenly stopped calling, chating on whatsapp, she was always the one calling and chating up, she said she knew something was wrong, pressed him to talk about it several until he finally did, he said it was work issue, that she isn't his priority right now, but he still loves and respect her, and doesnt want anything to happen to what they have together, yet he refused to change,

She had to take the bull by the horn one day, she asked him if he will like her to move on from him, he didn't reply, she persisted, until he finally said, she is the one getting things wrong, that's when she realised that he really doesnt want a relationship with her, she had to delete his number from her phone and whatsapp, but didn't block him, it's been one week since then, she secretly wants him to reach out cos she really misses him terribly, to the extent that she came crying to my place this evening to tell me all these, and majorly because she doesn't know his number off hand so she can call him or text,

Some guys are low key emotionally manipulative, why collect the number of someone that wants a relationship that'll lead to the altar, then toil with her feelings?

P.s They never had sex because he didn't want a sexual relationship, in fact he insisted on it

the guy need to work and put food on the table. if the girl can't wait let her find another man

EmekaBlue:
I guess they can't also see if someone view their status or read their message

WhatsApp two way privacy


But someone i know Even if it doesn't turn Blue... double Mark sign is read

double mark means delivered

Biglittlelois:
I've been noticing a recent trend on whatsapp which more people are adopting day by day, mostly guys

The act of removing last seen and putting off read receipt, it is very rude and disrespectful, last seen can be excused, but you see that read receipt, how will someone know his/her chat has been read? Even if one gets a reply afterward without the ticks turning blue, It still doesn't speak well of whoever does that cos he/she will be seen in a negative kind of way, when the read receipt is on, the person will actually appreciate the fact that his/her chat has been read, then wait for a reply at anytime

Imagine doing that to an elderly person, my brother did it to my Dad(removing read receipt), old man thought his whatsapp had problem, when he explained it to him, my Dad gave him a hella lecture he can't forget in a hurry, then instructed him to put it back on


I actually don't chat with any of my contacts that has its read receipt off, once I notice it, I immediately tune out, I recently asked one why he turned off his own, he gave no tangible reason, I politely told him I won't chat him anymore

So has anyone had same experience? How do you feel about it? I'd like us to share thoughts on it.....

I'm using the two. I off read receipt because I hate it when you reply read my chats and fail to reply. it's ridiculous for me. the last seen is not to disturb myself when you ignore my chats or I ignore your chats. you will feel low self esteem...IMAGINE YOU CHAT SOMEONE TO DO SOMETHING FOR YHU AND THE SAME PERSON READ YOUR CHAT WITHOUT REPLYING BACK FOR TWO DAYS. IT'S BETTER YHU GIVE AN EXCUSE THAT YHU NEVER READ MY CHAT. I WILL TAKE IT LIKE THAT BCUS THERE'S NO EVIDENCE

Biglittlelois:
Dude, have game and be at peace, paying ladies just cos you want to get laid reeks of low esteem and insecurity issues, you paying her for the sex you both thoroughly enjoyed with hers being on the high side makes no sense, she gains more than you, self confidence will get you the best girl ever, not money.

Sensei

Lekan239:
Dagrin said he will die soon, and he died
TB joshua gave hint that he will die soon, and he died.
there was once a conspiracy theory that tb joshua and dagrin where in the same occultic group,if the two of them predicted their death, then should we say that conspiracy theory was right

may the soul of the greatest prophet in Nigeria rest in perfect peace

it's not about occultism. if you're overthinker. even if you fall sick you will reason if you're going to die or survive

Lekan239:
your dad even see you through school and you are calling hin dead beat, what should we that don't have such opportunity call our dad then.

Last year during the covid 19, I was at home cus of the holiday from school for the first time in like ten years, I don't have any Kobo, just had to cope with my struggling parent. After three months with them and couldn't bear the suffering and negative emotions from my parents, I left home for my hostel in school, was managing the little change I had with me then, I wrote applications to Soo many business for a sale boys, didn't get a call from any of them,. Some of the business owners even insulted me saying why I didn't go too sch, wat have I been doing since I left secondary school, was just there looking them like a slowpoke, I have OND certificate, but after applying to so many organization with getting a call, I opted to use my SSCE. to cut the story short, I started serving laborers, following bricklayers to work just to earn some money for my upkeep I did that for over a month, until God intervene and ans my prayers, you know why, I prayed like never before rolling on the floor, crying for deliverance and upliftment, the prayer points was giving to me by a pastor here on nairaland. So pray like never before and ask God for what you want him to do in your life and you will be free

what is the prayer point?