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But we are not talking about your family #Emmanuela's voice |
But we are not talking about your family #Emmanuela's voice# |
You can take monriga to cure HIV/AIDS |
Tonnierichy:have you ever witnessed |
FACT |
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe, how are you today?
Mary: I'm fine dear, I've missed you a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a
visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you... I
will be expecting you sweet.
.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:
.
Mary: I'm going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy
her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.
.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
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Peter: Bastard how far?
Tayo: Madman I position! How that your drunk old man?
Peter: hahaha! Him dey... What of your slowpoke brother?
Tayo: hahahaha! Fool everybody dey... You dey house? I dey
come charge phone for your house.
Peter: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink
beer.
Tayo: Idiot like you. Later now!
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AFTER DROPPING THE CALL:
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Peter: That Tayo can be funny at times but always a great
companion anytime.
Tayo: Peter is just a reliable friend.
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LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other, but they never
like sharing their thought.
Boys are always mean and rude, but they will always have
each other's back.
.
TRUE or FALSE ![]() |
okosodo:ALLAHU AKBAR |
Sunofgod:Ibadan girls be like UCL - UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE |
Oyenusi part 4...to be continued |
poa |
96788 |
oojgh |
Allahu Akbar |
I am TEECLEF |
New world New System |
Rap out lies |
A Friend of mine approached a lady for marriage,
.......... And this is what happens ....
LADY: Micheal so you don't know slippers get size?
Do I look like your type ehn?! So don't you ever try
this again in your life.
My friend felt so bad, he was humiliated and
frustrated, then he decided to forget and move ahead
of life.
Few months later, things turned around for good,
this lady saw him at the shopping car he is now the
CEO of markins group of campany ........
She approached him an said .......
LADY: Micheal just because I said no the first time
you approached me, was that why you left and never
come back?, Am sorry, I was only testing your
patience .......
MICHEAL: Hmmmm...... My dear is too late. Then he
ordered one of his driver to give her, his invitation
card for his wedding ceremony.
----- Now, I declare to the first 10000 hands to type
"AMEN" That, those who said "Who are you?" Are
coming to say "How are you?"
Those who use to reproach you will soon approach
you" can you type "AMEN" |
smelling pussy or stinking pussy.... d girl dey want followers |
lalasticlala |
Nairalanders no understand d Man, Na bcus of Lassa Fever... who wan die |
who is cooking here |
9ja stupidity ... episode 1 |
BIG UP |
xxxxxxx |
Day1 |
pass by |
Fight for urself... “ He that fights and runs away, Will live to fight another day; For he that runs may fight again, Which he can never do that's slain. Deeper to wound she shuns the fight; She drops her arms, to gain the field: Secures her conquest by her flight: And triumphs when she seems to yield. ” ― Matthew Prior |
real info |
