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That’s bursary. Memories o. I don queue for that place before o.

The code is ENUGU-042

JoanHicks:
So sorry.

Was he going to escape death if she had answered his calls.








For those asking me, yes I'm originally from Virginia live here in Dallas in TX with my fiancee Danny he is a Nigerian, he is an active member of this forum. He always LOL anytime he visit this forum, I joined yesterday afternoon and I made my first comment too, this morning I've done same again, and I'm first to comment.

All these naija gals forming poo. Can you see how open and simple this lady is. You welcome to Nigeria’s number 1 forum. Enjoy

punisha:
Glutton. See ur life?

Lolz. No be my fault o Na my number dey do me this strong thing. Borrow me SIM card abeg.

PurestBoy:
Kids everywhere, this forum is fast losing its glory. Still remember the good old days

Sorry o. Old man. Ancestors. U are so old u couldn’t even decipher why I said he looks too skinny.

Henryfocoyo:
how many award ur fat body don give u,

Well it’s not about being fat cos I’m not fat, But that skinny looks almost unhealthy. N don’t come back here spewing about how healthy he is to me. Pls stay u lane n don’t quote me again.



Nobody should quote me else lightning will strike u

There’s problem o. Haba food food food.

See tekno looking dry like stock fish.

HerXLNC:
Ego is killing both of you...i understand your stand that so far she was d one that packed out she shd pack in herself... And she too be like if he still want me he shd subdue his ego and pack my things back.... I ll beg u as d man... Just subdue your ego even when ure right with your point...go n pack her things, laugh over it n joke with her ego, spank her for been stubborn n have a make up x the night that follow... The next day tell her aw much ure hurt n y u wanted her to pack in herself.... Tell her u did d sacrifice for love and for d child... End it in kiss n kitchen x

Thank me later

Bado sneh. To marry u go sweet o. Chai. U single pls don’t let ur answer be plural o. Just kidding.... well said.

EVarn:
This story has K-leg;


1. He was caught in bed with a "fellow man", how?, is it in his room?. How did they catch him in the privacy of his apartment?


2.What about the "fellow man"?, the story only talked about beating just one person to stupor, did the second guy miraculously disappear?.


3. The place where they alledgedly caught him was a residential area off-campus, how come it is the school security that responded and took him away?, or is the whole of abuja now policed by uniabuja school security?.

I know uniabuja very well. Infact I finished from there some years back. Mega screen is not far from the school mini campus back gate (aluta gate) and right there at mega screen just close to the boys hostel the school securities have a house or place they stay. So in minutes they could be there to stop n protect students. But as for the gay ish. Well I don’t support jungle justice o but sincerely it’s well overdue, someone had to be taught a lesson. When I was there, heard a lot of stories, u can even easily point to one sef. That bad. It even became a trend in the school. Even straight mofos even indulge in it for cash.

UDUJ:
Is that really you in your dp? Blood of Zerubbabel It's no wonder you are always upset. You are ugly as fvck

She would prefer the ugly struggle. Looking like a slot that fell from a tree.

See the skull head on this little boys cloth. The mother well so?

QueenSuccubus:


She shud step her game up ..I will send her some hybrid bitter gourd

Locally grown..At least with its unique shapes she will enjoy to the fullest & after she can make a soup

I just read ur bashing and being bashed on one thread like that about ladies in their thirties not suitable for marriage. N now u recommending a veggie. Continue.


Have a nice eve

I’m definitely marrying a lady below thirty by Gods grace. That’s my choice. Still doesn’t mean ladies 30 and above are not fit to be good wives, sometimes they are better than those in their twenties, they are more level headed.




Anyways my 2kobo......
Don’t quote me I’m in the toilet.

Yewandequeen:
I no slim oooo I wan drop like 3kg self

Well ur body no bad o. It’s better if u a lil but slimmer. So ur curves will be more pronounced.

Yewandequeen:
;Dcute cute cute

Na so my husband go carry me... Me likey

U slim now. Compared to the bbw wey dey the guy neck

Messi goal

Still surprised she’s still in that house. N will also not be surprised if she wins. Then I’ll be well convinced that our dumbness as a nation has eaten deep into our marrow. Dumb dumb things everywhere, dumb bbn winner dumb leaders dumb presi...t. As much as I love nairaland one of the only smart ideas in this dumb country.



I’m outta here

Yes o. I’ll definitely marry a lady like my mum any day. She’s intelligent n very caring.

nlandgrandfada:
don't let that put you down...
as your moniker suggest be HAPPY.
she didn't worth to be yours.
don't worry you will find someone better.

“She didn’t worth to be yours” haba take it easy.

ilevic:
Question 3
Government
Who among the following is the dullest?
a OBJ
b PMB
c GEJ
d Yarad'ua

We all know the answer P for Pollution, M for Mediocrity, B for ........ complete it

Ifakiland:
Any girl I fork and dump Shuld blame her dad....cos I'm probably her dad's karma....

Expect ur karma on ur daughters. Simple!

Pharmaceutical student

stephleena:
lol..like which of u stole d mud for statues.?

It should be the one sweating. The other one didn’t bring water to soften the mud they stole.

See all the people on this agbero thread. Na wa o. Awon ti 50 “fiba”.

Just watch Messi’s performance in the game today. U will know he’s the best, infact way better than any other player. He was just everywhere.

The world have definitely crawled to its end. Expect the war of Armageddon soon. Gods wrath on those ruining the earth and on Satan.




What a shame!!! Canada that I’m goin to next week.

I’m done with all these broke girls. Can’t even remember any tangible thing I have gotten from anyone of them..belt o ordinary belt... Mtcheeew. after all the spending.





Don’t quote me I’m in the toilet....

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Many are mad but few are roaming