₦airaland Forum

dominique:
so all Muslims are Fulani abi?

Where'd u get dat 4rm?

Chykason:
She no dey wear undies

Is dat bad?

U think hez more productive cos hez played many games n provided decisive crosses. . .eagles ws NEVER given d chance,unles u wanna add 2 or 3 carling cup matches & mayb d last 5 mins of a few premiership matches. . .by d way hw many burnley matches hv u watched?I've watched a few mostly against arsenal&blive me he's very skillfull n productive. .
Did anybody c DIAMANTI's goal against bolton on saturday?a truely unsung hero(tho dey lost)

I blive u guys r using nokia feature phones. . .u'l need to download a provisional file 4it2work,even if u've got a million bucks it wont work. .

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Happy Buffday iice. .

^^^U went off along d line but its cool n hilarious if i must add. . .
U mentioned GPS n u check d weather n stuff. .we dnt use dose down here,its part of wat we're sayin its only bb messenger,email of which a small percentage use deir company email amongst others dat people use. .

Loves skinny women dat cut deir toe nails wiv deir teeth

olugirl:
Men r funny, behind closed doors, they act like idiots, begging for a kiss, with their dicks standing painfully. In public, they start to feel maho like gals r chasing after them.

You should be happy any girl want to marry you

I gues ur generalizin based on your personal experience. .

Dreams of drivin a septic tank truck one day

Kgdavid:
mikel the best defensive midfielder in the league?please don't say this anywhere else. even etuhu and olofinjana who both play in the english league are better than him and yet these guys would never be considered among the best defensive midfielders. palacios is good yes but there are better guys such as mascherano and essien. de jong and barry are at least as good if not better than palacios. ferguson did give eagles his chance and he showed what he could do. he is good but not quite united quality.

I agree,mikel is no where near d term"defensive midfielder" BUT i dnt understand wat u mean by eagles not bein united quality. .i wonder if valencia(who by d way is an average player) is "united quality"

macnuel:
Disturbing you say?

1. Paranormal Activity
2. Saw VI
3. Hellraiser
4. 2012
5. Knowing
6. Bedzlea (I think it's the wrong spelling)
7. surrogates
8. final destination 2
9. the condemned
10. gamer
11. Texas Chainsaw massacre
12. Die Hard 4


, that's all for now

Die Hard 4?? Bruce Willis?disturbin?

^l0l

Gamst Perdesen,Chris Eagles,Steven Hunt,DIAMANTI

Its advertisement

Ever hrd d sayin "behind every successful man is a woman" ?

Geez,its not only one problem u've got. .

Hmmm. .i gues he tot dat ws da joke

Kunbee:
Nah its the same for me

Teaser4:
As For me i dnt knw abt u

Nairaland's an online forum,right?
Facebook is a "social" networkin site or i'm i missin sumfin or r d words social n lively not synonymous?

Googles porn sites. .

Dclique:
Lol, why do you say so?.

Hv u done any course@niit b4?

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]20k more than what the average flight attendant makes now.
THAT's the ideal for me.[/color]

Lets hp dey start makin up2dat amount . . .soon. .

niit? run!

For girls,its a fashion accessory

MzDarkSkin:
^^LOL and I'm not going to thats why I laughed.

i dont know who said it but i think her ti.ts are real, her outfit is not for the occasion but those are real lady utters.

Ur profile pic sez otherwise

chinesedoll:
lol
Do not use it against me in the future,
I was at the bus station on my first day, with luggage and stuffs
and i was supposed to go like to the underground to get a cab, but to go down I needed to use the escalator, God knows that I looked for an alternative but I could not find anyone around, so I started to study the oyinbo people beleive me I studied them for more than 15mins after then I gathered the courage but my sister the moment i put one leg I fell flat on my face with my bags coming after me.
Am so glad that I can laugh over this story now cos back the Ko funny rara'.

My ribs hv virtually cracked
@Amaka. .20k isnt dat bad naw,is it?

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]i really want to but where is the money? and im not joining any air force, HELL NO!!!
so i guess that one is just kinda gone. . .
flight attendant seems like the ultimate job!!! if only they made at least $20,000 more.
so confused. . .
i mean i think i would look hott though.[/color]

l0l . .dat seems2b d probs. .d money,b4it used2b "d risk",l0l. .$20k 4flight attendants?dunno if dey earn up2dat here tho pilots earn like 3 to 4times dat amount. .
Gettin a sponsor n signin an agreement is another option. .
Airlines sponsor as well,i only kno of nigerian eagle air,i gues dey've stopped tho. .its pretty tuf. .jst blive. .keep d passion glowin,keep tweetin it. .

JoeGaruba:
Wonder if any of y'alls saw 'Bad Taste' ?
Just like the name. Real bad taste.

'Ware wolf in London' or something like that gave me nightmares for a while as a kid.

I am so fed up with SAW, it might make it to SAW 101. Why do they keep making the sequel?
With they hope they might get it right?

Mean while don't forget Blood Money 1, 2 & 3 lwkmd

American werewolf in london,l0l. .nice one tho. .
Wat bout WRONG TURN