₦airaland Forum

Nice one from the soon to be announced president of Nigeria. A good heart will always show appreciation while the proud & haughty believes it’s their right. Is this the structure the urchins are always crying for? Well Labour Party now has structure in Sokoto State. I guess that puts an end to that narrative!

This is Engr. Feyisola, the first man to drink panadol for another man’s headache in Nigeria.

sod09:
Does wild pig still exist

I came from the future to tell you that wild pig still exists in 2022. Life still no balance BTW, in fact the scale dey carry person dey go where e nor know now, so stock up on foreign rice now. It will rise to N50k a bag by 2022. No matter the shege u think ure seeing now, u cannot comprehend the multiple shege that await u in the future. Good luck and stay away from the lagoon....e get why!

Okay noted! But will this be before or after they can "make a damn payment of roasted corn for electricity," baba emilolo??

He told his Alfa to make him corn’fident and a-maizing anytime he opens his mouth in public.

Yeah, just about the same period Julia Robert’s Pretty Woman was a big hit in the box office.

The biggest enemy of the poor man is not the rich, but his fellow poor man.

It’s not an African thing, it’s a human thing.

From the plantation house slaves lording it over the field slaves, na poor man dey police poor man!


Meanwhile, Mrs. Obiano should coman show us pics of her own wedding cake, I just wan’ to check something.

I know some here will use this as an example of how much women need men. Don’t be deceived, this has nothing to do with love or loyalty, but survival.

Nigerians today have no idea how real governance works. So they think it’s just about bragging rights, "na my village person be Governor", mugu!

These are the resultant effects of believing ure being governed when ure nothing but a slave! She has no choice but to put up with her potential murderer, prostitute herself or starve with her kids. That is what ur foolish choices cause for innocents everyday!

"The trees kept voting the axe in the forest elections even though he was destroying the forest because his handle was made of wood. Till he started cutting them down too and there was none left to save them!"

Still won’t stop the movement.

A statement was credited to H.E Donald Duke accusing an international tv station and a major political candidate of identity theft. Till now, statements are yet to be issued to admit or deny the allegations from any sides. But someone somewhere suffering under this harsh weather & economy is jumping upandan pointing accusing fingers and calling his fellow sufferers idiots in a case where non of the actors concerned will ever know he exists. Amazing!

PointZerom:
If na you, you go gree


*�Gov. Charles Soludo Exposed:*

*How The Governor Received $28 million Dollars Cash to Pull Down His Brother, Peter Obi.*

In the treatise of Mehmet Murat ildan, he said "Yes, there are plenty of politicians who are liars, there is no doubt about this! But some of them are not only liars but also serial killers and character assassins because they deliberately send people to the war for their personal gains." Mehmet Murat ildan went further to state that "A silver-tongued charlatan and a half-wit society are made for each other! When these two come together in an election, a great disaster happens: Charlatan comes to power."

The opinion polls that sees Peter Obi as the preferred candidate that is likely to win the 2023 General election became source concern to the Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s camp who quickly swung into action to deflate and damage Peter Obi's reputation from his home base.

Subsequently, Gov. Hope Uzodima was saddled with the responsibility to carry out the task and he promised to deliver in few days but informed the BAT'S Handlers that Gov. Charles Soludo is in a better position to be used to carry out the blackmail but by virtue of the fact that he was a Governor of CBN, he is rich by all standard and will hardly agreed. Then, Seyi, the son of Bola Ahmed Tinubu assured Gov. Hope Uzodima that money is not an issue and he should get Gov. Soludo to name his price in any currency for the job but what is needed most is urgent results to send the Obi-dient movement out of the social media space and silent them forever.

Gov. Hope Uzodima reaches out to Gov. Charles Soludo who blatantly refused initially and sworn never to betray his own brother. "You are my friend and will do anything for you and your family but to be paid to betray my own brother whom I have praised in several fora in the past for the good work he did as governor will be catastrophic. Over my dead body", Gov. Soludo said.

Governor Uzodima said to Gov. Soludo "I know quite well that you are rich by all standard but remember that money is not always enough. You must understand that this is our golden opportunity to get our own share from the huge tax that the Igbo traders are compelled to pay to Bola Tinubu in Lagos since 1999. Do you know that our traders in Lagos contribute 85% of the IGR in Lagos State that made Bola Tinubu to be so wealthy? My brother, his son, Seyi is only waiting for you to name your price in any currency".

"How will they pay the money", Gov. Soludo queries. "However you want it. If you don't mind, it can be transfer in a manner that will make it seem like proceeds from business with your private business, yet it can also be cash", said Gov. Hope Uzodima.

"OK, if they can pay $28 million dollars and must be in cash, then consider it done. It's a risk at my own detriment and anything short of that amount is not worth it". Gov. Soludo stated.

"I will get back to you soon" said Gov. Uzodima. Few days later, he reaches out to Gov. Soludo again and asked what will be his own share from the amount if Seyi approves it. Gov. Soludo told him that it's not negotiable because it's his name and personality that's at stake here. "You can tell them any amount you desire to be able to get something on top but mine is sealed or no deal".

Gov. Hope Uzodima told him that Seyi Tinubu agreed to pay in three trenches but N7 billion will be paid first while you carry out your first attack on Peter Obi and then before the second media attack, another N7 billion will be paid in that sequence.

Gov. Soludo refused and told him that if at all he will engage in such, N10 billon naira equivalent in dollars must be paid as advance while the balance N10 billion Naira equivalent in dollar will be paid when he fires the second missile to bring PeterObi into disrepute.

Gov. Hope Uzodima agreed and the first trench was released to Gov. Uzodima by Seyi Tinubu in cash for onward transfer to Gov. Soludo.

Then, the shocking betrayal of trust and confidence on the part of a brother held in high esteem was triggered, then leaving the Anamberian in rude shock while the Tinubu’s camp were in jubilation.

Written by T. K Ekudayo
*Investigative Journalist on account of Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s insider.*

Posting unverifiable and false information does more harm to Obi’s chances than good. No supporter of ObiDatti2023 is even bothered by Soludo’s outburst, and were all satisfied with Obi’s reply. So, this write up can only be coming from the camp of those that have been consistent in their dissemination of false information & propaganda from the moment they reinvented the Cinderella effect of converting a welder to a bishop. T. K Ekudayo is a pseudonym, no investigative journalist does that!

Enoch07:
A good commentator will not have any problems, ask Peter dury or Jim beglin or even Jon champion

Another finished fifa 22 addict spotted!

Motivational speaker don dey motivate dis hanty to spend Christmas in jail! Ned no send ur age oo, he just can’t bear to lose a bet and she foolishly threw down the gauntlet at his feet! There’s a reason why fly weight and heavy weight are not paired to fight together!

Wahala no too much like dis so? No breathing space for minions & urchins. No wonder baba blu blu hullabluu defected to PDAPC without warning!

Small nyash dey shake oo!

Baba blu blu tititi tia tia & Mikano supporters nationwide, even with all the paid inducements, still no reach this crowd. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and the blame is on me. If after this seven years of affliction you still are supporting the pharaohs that have ruled you with whips & scourges, then you’re nothing but a very big f**l!!

Nigeria's External Debt went from $10billion In June, 2014 to $40billion in June, 2022 under Buhari’s Government.

This shows that there has been an increase of 288.18 per cent in seven years, according to the external debt stock reports by the Debt Management Office.

Every Administration added to our Excess Crude Account before leaving power, only Buhari’s Administration depleted it from billions to thousands!

But they want Nigerians to celebrate the recovery of audio $1billion with all the money & energy spent to pursue it!

These people are not fit to even manage a provision kiosk walahi, and they expect us to let them remain in power with an obviously demented candidate.

Worldw:
Obi

Kererenke!

A Rosebank resident Coral Gardiner says a “dropoff” sign was put up outside her house during the night. “I had a good chuckle when I saw it in the morning,” she says.


Ona see as oyinbo dey reason? If na Naija now, one ITK neighbor would have come out to accost the guy even though he’s actually doing something positive for the neighborhood. Two secs, you’ll start to hear, you don’t know who I am....... even if he’s just a roadside vulcanizer!

Omoh! Back to back, this man has just been receiving wotoporiously this election season because of his hunger for power! His whole life is unraveling before him because he built it on lies, Chineke heei!!

All those mumufied bats following him upandan like flies after a corpse should hear word na oo!

It is only the stubborn fly that gets buried with the corpse.


A word is enough for the wise. But for these people I feel they need to teach it to them like a nursery rhyme.

This war is more political than any other thing both sides are currently claiming. Asides the Cold War era, I have never seen or read of a war this rife with propaganda. It’s so difficult to tell what is true and what is not. Buh what’s my own there, we’re in a fight for our very existence as a nation here. Ionknow why some people here are more concerned about a war on another side of the globe with casualty figures that hasn’t reached ours in Nigeria without a war! So Ukraine can handle theirs while we mind ours! All I know for a certain is that Naija will be better with a Peter Obi as President than any of the other candidates reeking blatantly with ulterior motives.

With type-A or type-C charger ba??


The same people that hid garri and indomie noodles that they did not even buy away from the masses during the global lockdown are saying that they will save us from the hunger they caused!

OdenKelechi:
Onye ara

Land where the black man can be strangled on the streets to the entertainment of a racially biased population of onlookers. No thanks, I think I’ll pass! A wiseman once said, "if you get to your destination and find that no Igbo man lives there, just find your way out. Road nor dey there!!"

If not that our educational system has fallen yakata, what business does a carpenter have trying to takeover a school??

It is not the type of business a man does that makes him wealthy, it is how he satisfies demand that creates wealth.

Money is neither the paper in your wallet nor the strip on a plastic card. It is a measure of value for goods or services rendered to others.

If you have nothing of value to offer anyone, no one is going to put money in your hands!

Even if he had gotten away with murdering his wife, that school would have closed down within a year because, aside from woodwork, he has nothing else of value to offer parents or their wards educationally!



My advise to our young ladies, never marry below your station. This 'marriage of a thing' is not the same as boyfriend & girlfriend. RIP to the dead.

For someone with such a lackluster program, of course the old order is what is keeping the lights on in her office! Fortunately, Nigerians this time around know what they want, and it is transparent leadership from someone in tune with the masses.

Righteousness2:
Nairalanders hold GOD indeed oo..
Suicide is a Spirit. A very wicked spirit.
It's not by power or muscle ooo
It's not by blabbing..
It's only The strength, Power and Knowledge of GOD that can give you victory.

Yes pastor, it’s a spirit that some have said resides in Aso Rock villa. Occasionally takes trips out, but ensures to maintain its function from overseas in frustrating the average Nigerian whenever it hears that they’re still suffering & smiling.

chatinent:
"A father is a mother of a child when the child is childless".

Wiser words were ne’er spoken, brah.

It’s like straight folks are now the ones being discriminated against by the rainbow folk. Why would u think it’s okay to force ur way of life on someone who doesn’t live like that, is that not what u guys were fighting against?? Now it’s like they have become what they were against. Normal human beings don’t advertise their sexual preferences in public, that’s why there’s a parental advisory on tv programs! The emotional blackmail is enough abeg!

Isn’t God wonderful?? So the crowd did not shout "vote Jagaban" in Lagos, they were insisting on PDP and Op described it as an embarrassment for Wike? What of the 'builder of Lagos', dem no dey rate am ni??