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Rotflwkmd Africans....we too mussh!! Well no afonja and Igbo cussing issues on this thread so far, Baba God we thank You.

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Jonathan, you handed us over to the devil

U asked for him, and forgot the "long spoon" part

what are 5 governors doing campaigning for state legislators? from as far as bauchi, jos, kano na waoh! I am not understanding this amaechi's hard-on for Rivers state and wike again.

UNAPAPA101:
School Group Photo...........
Headmaster to Photographer: N20 is too much.
There are 2000 students, Charge Only N10 its sufficient!!
Headmaster To Teachers "Please tell all the Kids to Bring N30 each - for their Group Photo tomorrow.
Teacher In Class to Kids: "Listen, all of you must Get N50 from home tomorrow for the photoshoot!!
.
Kids Discuss : These teachers are taking us for a ride, each photo is only N20. With the balance, they will order snacks & samosas & all have a Party and we get nothing!! There is No Honesty Nowadays!!
At home-
.

The Naughty Kid : Mom, The Teachers have asked Us to Get N100 each for the Group Class Photo!! .. . .
Mom : N100??!!
This is Robbery !! Haba! Just Wait, I'll have To get . from Dad
Mom To Dad : Are You Listening? These school People have Gone Mad. They want N200 from each kid for the Group Photo! Ridicoulous!!
NOW where Will this Corruption End??
*And What Can Poor Buhari do?

Resign from being headmaster!

SammieLowkey:
The real star boy big ups. My candid advice stay in America till 2019.

Why?
Lemme explain


Before when I want to cook rice, I wee just be
pouring the rice inside the pot any how, any how
until the spirit tells me it is okay.

Not anymore.

Recession was what happened and my life has
changed forever.
Now I dey measure the rice wella. I ask myself using
proportion in Maths. If three men can eat 4 cups,
how many cups should one man eat?
Come and see calculations. You will think it is
preparation for GRE/TOEFL exam.

These days na tea spoon I dey take measure the rice
put for pot. I use expansion formula. If one spoon
can expand to two spoons of rice when done, how
many tea spoons of rice do I need to put on the fire?
The rate this thing is going, with one cup of foreign
rice going for about 100 naira, I fit begin measure
rice to cook with micrometer screw guage or even vernier caliper.

I am not playing with this recession.
This is war!!!

So Wizkid with this few points of mine I hope I have been able to convince u & not confuse u that its better u stay in America till 2019. Thank you

ROTFLWKMD!!!!

This man is really working hard to endear his product to the govt. More grease to his elbow

Kingbuhari:
[color=#000099][/color] if u haven't steal b4 cast the first stone... I'm certain none of us can do that...

@kingbuhari I'v never stolen in my life, not even 4fun, but I still won't cast any stones because I dnt condone jungle justice.

Lol after putting the man thru all the embarrassment of a damning kangaroo court/media trial, removing judges that refused to do the bidding of the FG, not including the strain on his wife and family, you suddenly want to reconcile? I thot they said this man is a fantastically corrupt forger! It appears that our saintly PMB is just realizing that he's almost burned down the house in his bid to kill the imaginary rats.

donnie:
God forbid bad thing. How about this prayer?: May your life resemble Abia state under this man's rule.

lwkmd. Good prayer, can the congregation say Amennnnn!

PhonePlanet:
Alright. Will edit it...

Kool bro

PhonePlanet:
First of all, before I correct you. this article is trash. Please and please, if you are not sure about something, google it out before you write it. You don't just write from your head. It takes me days to write articles sometimes just So I can be sure of what I'm saying. Do t just try to drive home a point using rubbish facts and your own believes. 'Cos this you wrote is just .....

*picks up phone*
Me: Hello is that lawma?


I'm coming... Scroll down

Broda u really ddnt need to quote the whole write-up to get ur point across

These are campaign pics na, atiku looks well fed because he's been eating "our yams" since, nw PMB n his vice look much better because they have located and are consuming their "yams".

BTW does dis Op really believe that the problem of Nigeria can be solved simply by looking good?

Everyday a star is born, and another one just bit the dust. For the men that cut this life short, "the uniform will not save u from karma".

Wch kine senseless talk be dis one? So you traced them, not to bring them to justice, not to seek redress for your people that these animals slaughtered, not even to hold the countries these murderers come from accountable for the destruction visited on the people that voted you in, but to pay them!? We deserve to suffer for voting these block-heads in!

#smh4mycountry

donogaga:
Hello guys, I'm sorry... My phone mistakingly fell on the floor earlier today and the screen cracked badly, so I can't even see clearly. Is this twitter?

No its eskimi

So OBJ is now = Nigeria abi? PMB is only interested in allaying the fears of OBJ, making certain documents available for him to peruse, but can't put any effort into convincing the house of assembly or the general public that the gains on this loan out-weigh the cons. PMB must think we'r all stupid in this country, n we must be! Heck we voted him in nw!!

Just because ure a journalist it doesn't mean u now have the license to work up to an ex-president and demand to speak/interview him as he's leaving an occasion. The security detail even let him get too close and should be changed sef. As for those abusing jona, what would u do if u were him, fight the people protecting u from a potential security threat? Smh for some people ere...

nlsmd:
Are you FatherChristmass?

When will EFCC probe Dasuki's gift to Buhari, I. e the SUV he got from Dasuki's office since everything that relates to Dasuki is considered a fraud?

My broda I tire o! Since they arrested and even forced people that cooked for the PDP campaign team to return money they legally earned.

Recession induced crase- confucious said so

Hmmm....lemme park well for the show down

1stolax:
Poster above,

HOW DID YOU PASS YOUR ELEMENTARY ENGLISH LANGUAGE?

Na nepa certificate e get

Marotzke:
No you are not a kid, just an infant. See your puerile reasoning? On your two accusations, you have no single shred of evidence, yet you proceeded to malign a supreme Court judge.
In fact you are a neonate. Infants make better judgements.

lwkmd!

Papikush:
Chelsea fan spotted. They can't even TYPED correctly too...

Only noise making and shouting "up blue" upandan like BABA BLUE ambassador

Some pipo sha!

NCAN over 2u!

LadyExcellency:
Facts don't lie

PDP Handed Nigeria Over In A Better State Than It Met Nigeria - Soludo

LadyExcellency thank you for this quote. It appears a lot of people commenting in this forum were toddlers in the mid/late 90s. PDP govt was not made up of saints, but the APC govt started from a much better economical position than the PDP did, and as such should stop complaining but rather get to work in the way they outlined their work process during their campaigning. At least the billions of recovered loot + billions saved from subsidy removal should be felt by the populace by now.

Bros not reach that zone sha... to b forewarned is to b forearmed

nortcentrallord:
Lol, it really takes an intelligent person to overlook a typographical error.

Well done.

Lol

Thank u o intelligence officer!

amazingfrank:
To me Atiku Abubaka will make a good president.

Pls why? What has he done in d past to convince you that he can proffer new and proactive solutions to our problems in nigeria? Pls i'm just curious

Well no p, na her mate dey buy jeep 4boyfriend! She dey ere dey use the Lord's name for cheap parlour tricks.

Probably wud be made to wear handcuffs to the burial.

Enybliss:
is my father is not a pastor

Ok just checking sha

MackBrooklyn:





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