₦airaland Forum

Enybliss:
later the misogynists will come to say girls have nothing to offer more than sex and gold digging, wowor boys

No mind 'em jare.... by the way, is your father is a pastor?

littlewonders:
He wasn't suppose to ignore his part of condolence.

In other news:

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE SENATE

Happy Tuesday Pals!
I stumbled on this beautiful government policy that is worthy reading and applying for.......

Relief for everybody:
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much poo (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided its self on the amount of poo it gives our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough poo, please bring this to the attention of your Congressional Representative,
who has been trained to give you all the poo you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Senate committee on Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

Liar Mohammed needs you urgently

drss2:
wat do u expect impatriotic9jaboy is a confused boy one minute he's campaigning for SOUTHERN UNITY, anoda minute he's INSULTING both south east n southsouth. wat kind of confusion is dat

"zombiestic confusion"! Confuscious said so

AlkaliLong:
hehehehehe there iz no emir in jos

Hehehehe there iz no emir in bayelsa too

peculiaryemight:
how much is the transport and loading. Is it washed gypsum or unwashed and which state is it coming from.

It's washed from jos.

AfonjaStinks:
If i say that women are naturally ignorant, some people will start crying

My friend, you belong in za oza room

Those irritating legs pays him £87,000 every week, about 1 billion naira every year coupled with his endorsements, while you are busy drinking garri

You have no job and still live with your parents and takes selfies in people's car pouting your lips like a local dog and smearing your face with excessive makeup

Adebayor is a professional footballer who gets injured most of the time, he undergoes different types of surgery 12 times every year, why wouldn't his legs be irritating ??

Little Kid, if you get tackled the way he gets tackled on the field, you wouldn't be alive to be opening your stinky mouth, can you run on the field for 90 minutes ??

Women are naturally dumb

Oboi! See KO , chic uve gat no joy!!

not every "male" is a "man", young ladies please take note.

Wow! Very cute kid. Lovely pics

talktonase:
I suspect the police dont have the guts to prosecute chidinma because it is their cucumbers that will do the thinking for them when they see her physically instead of their brains.That's why it is easier to victimise the soo called blackmailers for no just cause...

I am not in support of gay/lesbian liaisons as enshrined in our Constitution, but are you referring to blackmailers as victims, like seriously!?

peculiaryemight:
Are you able to get anything on the gypsum ore.

Gypsum:- #17.5k per ton (excluding loading and transportation)
Zinc :- 68.5k per ton( excluding loading and transportation).

Congrats dude, the year is ending well for u.

Wetin concern me, they can't get to my beer bottle here.

peculiaryemight:
Can you source for the gypsum ore the company need it badly. Any number of trucks you bring will be collected.

Lemme make some calls and get back 2u b4 d day's end

peculiaryemight:
I know a company that buy columbite and tantalite in jos.
the company i am talking abt is in lagos.
but i can do my research if i can get anyone in lagos. i will get back if i get it.

OK thanks, but i'd like to know what products the two companies you're talking about need as I might be able to source them for you.

Tell him sorry bros n get d hell outta his sight fast! Oh yes I know he stepped on ur toes, but safety first nwanne!!

peculiaryemight:
I am creating this tread base on the question i was asked by a chinese man in nigeria here that produce gypsum board and plaster board. I went there for LPO to supply them gypsum ore, the man ask me how do i know that they collect gypsum ore.
This is the problem i am facing for long, i believe other people are facing it too.
My point is that as a miners or trader in mining biz let share biz connection on the tread.
If you know a company that collect any industrial mineral feel free to share there address or if you have an LPO from a company and you dont have fund for it, let people know if they can supply the company through you. You get your commission, suppliers make their money and everybody is fine. The biz will continue to grow and we reduce poverty in our nation.
I will continue if i can see how people are showing interest. i just need response from 10 serious people who are ready to do biz. i have address from two company to share who is ready to be buying two different product.

Pls what products do they need? I have columbite and tantalite

ihimiray:
U cant suspend a king in edo state... The people will always resist it. Kings are born here not made

Yeah very true.

nortcentrallord:
Rubbish everywhere.

You can addressed the way you dress. Simple.

Gbagaun!!

Hmmm....now dt's my kind of girl. Abeg more beer jare.

Bolustic:
22. Lai Mohammed and Lies

23. Flat heads and drugs

24. Afonjas and Fraud

25. Aboki and child abduction

26. Moderators and ban

GBAM!! I declare u the winner!!!

Omonigeriarere:
Can you show me the section of Nigerian constitution that specifically mentioned WAEC Certificate as the requirements for the Office of President?

Chapter VI, part 1 A, section 131(d),

Adesiji77:
Too bad...don't understand the emphasis on her occupation though

Me either?

Happy birthday bro, hope u had a swell b'day. May Recession never affect ur pocket till d next birthday!

For real!? Nna mehn dis man go fit commission canopy 4 occassion o!

musicwriter:
Actually, there's nothing like death. What happens is a mere passing into another realm of existence. Unfortunately, it've been termed death, when in fact its the entrance into a new reality. In fact, in that world you still die and enter yet another deeper realm. And it keeps going on that way.

Believe me, there's nothing like death.

Hmm! Baby did ur boobies grow bigger?

dunkem21:
Another weekly distraction ..

Very soon, #SomebodySomewhere go trend for twitter ..

..Next week, Jibrin go tell us how Dogara bought ice cream and Shawarma for the whole house

Somebody should wake up these dudes from slumber and tell them they're in the second year already..

Dollar, Garri, Recession, Hunger dey and we are here talking about silly nomination..

Lolzzz #somebodysomewhere

winj3:
This fool should be setting example for next generation by marrying ONE wife (1 man, 1 wife), instead he is living like his 6th century ancestors sleeping with the entire village and producing uncountable number of children!

these useless backward customs need to be abolished!

Have u heard of any sensible person referring 2d queen of England as "a fool"? This man's empire was once larger than the country u currently reside in.

abike12:
I belong to the kitchen of the first person that can buy me a porsche macan

Well I guess you'll have to put on a vigorous and impressive performance in "the other room" first.

Leopantro:
I need to stop saying "how stu.pid can humans be? " some people see it as a challenge.

what is the age limit to getting married?

ure mean!

kahal29:
Aisha you see your life... A wise woman knows how to get what she wants from her husband without going public. Either through prayer and supplication or the use of your God Given feminine power or even using people your husband listens to.. .. Just Press the right buttons and he will bow.

My brother, after 27yrs of marriage the button no dey work again na

simpleseyi:
FFK can never ever be trusted, ask Bianca Ojukwu and she will tell you that the first time FFK fuccked her, FFK's dicck was black, the second time FFK fuccked her, FFK's dicck was yellow and other times, his dicck was multicolored.

Pls that's very inappropriate you're talking about someone's mother, or would you like the same to be said of your mother?