₦airaland Forum

Akaegwu:
I disagree with you. I was born in 1980. Didn't experience this tale's by the moonlight.

You were born in the 80s, you didn’t go to school in the 80s. So keep quiet when ur seniors are speaking!

sketcherJ:
Hmmn am I the only one not getting it? He can’t start his primary school at the age of 4? Or maybe it was rare in the 80s?

The tale of you can’t start school unless your hand can touch the other hair or something? Lol

In the 80s you had to touch your left ear with your right hand across your head before you could be admitted into school. Except he was born with a deformity, a four year old cannot do that!

But of course! He promised 50 million youths to the army, and they’re going to need a war to feed themselves! . Is it for garri or ewa or agbado....

Even with the high cost of fuel, some people have vowed to drive to the ends of the earth to scatter peace! Why would the fmr. NBA Chairman be joining a party with an ongoing case if the final judgment will not be favorable to him? Let the poor breathe they say, as if the rich is not also gasping for air!

GWR left the group chat....

Expect Russia and China to throw their weights behind the coupists! Who will BRICS na follow, their leaders or democracy?

Nice, after being vetted by a Fulani emir!

What did you expect before?? Governance is not the same as politicking! On your mandate wii sha stan don dey cry say leg dey pain am.

At what point did you realize that Nigeria is no longer an oil producing nation but just an oil dependent one? When it comes to petrol which is the lifeblood of Nigerians, the govt keeps acting like Nigeria is in a class of its own! If the FG cannot build and maintain a single refinery, at least let them be wise enough to invest smart. Or else, what was the point of sinking so much money into & hanging the hopes of 200 million people on the Dangote refinery?? These people never fail to disappoint. No wonder while they were hyping the project, the guyman was busy hustling his importation license!

The protest started from the same people that thought he was one of them. Story of the axe & the trees. Choi! miracle no dey tire Jesus.... kikikiki!

My first 'tell me about yourself' was in French, because primary school Francais Afrique had given me the effrontery to add French as a second language. All I could remember saying was my name, the rest of the interview till date is still a blur, because my brain partitioned the memory away even before the interview was over. Too cringeworthy to relive! You dinor see the 'I can play ball' written there, why you nor carry ball come outside?? They sha dinor call me, and me also dinor call them, 1 - 1 draw!!

The preservation of law & order in any country is a duty that belongs to its police force. Our policemen don’t even know the laws they’re supposed to preserve. What kind of dull DPO is in charge of that station sef!

How do you mistakenly toss a £100k ring on your finger away, was it not his size & fit before??

Non kinetic kii you dia! The same non-kinetic method your uncle used to deceive Nigerians for eight freakin years? Next thing they’ll start shipping refugees from Niger to Nigeria under the guise of war torn nation to coman takeover the villages their militia bandits have cleared for them in Nigeria, overburdening an already overburdened & self-imploding economy! The effects of the recent subsidy removal & free floating currency exchange did not end with our national boundaries.

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

-Desiderius Erasmus

In as much as she identifies with Nigeria, she still retains her British heritage of the art of the polite insult. She recognizes that her teammates work hard but earn next to nothing as a result of where they stay. No exposure, no opportunities, no benefits, that is what this short time with Nigeria has taught her! We dey suffer for dis country but since many were born into the suffering, they don’t realize it!

Why is she acting all surprised when she don already carry bellé?? The length of that neegha’s neck is enough reason to know he’s going no where till his stomach is filled up!

I can bet that a fuel deprived Nigerian will soon coman complain that Drake is just throwing away money, not understanding that the neegha only made a smart investment! Buying fine art and using it as a tax deduction is used commonly as a tax write-off method for companies and private individuals. The rich will keep getting richer because the poor think every opportunity is a scam!

triple996:
Their head don de reset small small

Back to factory settings!

"just like darkness can not drive out darkness, only light can do that." - CDS, Maj. Gen Christopher Musa


And after eight years of suffering, some Nigerians still want to believe that darkness can somehow drive away darkness.

Soooo, why you pay ransom, why you no just disappear from their den? This akwa is just an egghead.

Dude better get ready for when he’s in heat! Fantasies would’ve been the last thing on his mind if he had to contend with food cost higher than his minimum wage or high fuel pump price to visit a doctor as stupid as he is! We need a Nigeria so comfortable for humans that they can choose to be pet animals.

Catfish peppersoup! I’ll make it wen the pussycat of bourdillon falls with the PEPT judgment! Aso Rock don turn Dark Tower with Obi as the Gunslinger!

Is Finland now the capital of Igbo land?? Oga your format don tear, no more easy life of terrorism from afar! If you must enforce sit-at-home, coman do it in Nigeria, side by side with the people you say made you prime minister!

Which promise is this clown going to supervise, and what does he think he’ll do if the 🦇 reneges?? Minister of Promise Keeping abeg just shift joor, na hustle you dey like the rest of them that think it’s their turn to feed fat on our nation! Onye ala!!

Ikaeniyan0:
A person that score 97/100 in an exam is not a failure.

Amen is a four letter word that’s easier to type than this your explanation.

Mixed multitudes will always trail a success story. Some because they’re convinced in their hearts, some because they’re just follow-follow. While others just want to get close enough to stab you in the back!

Ikaeniyan0:
You too say amen to my own prayer too, or you're not sure obi didn't rig in the south east?

Just amen his prayer and let there be peace. No need for all these long turenchi!

If the Igbo are so evil and Nigeria would have been perfect without their presence, kuku let them goan start their own country na! Shuo, the sooner you quit quoting dead men and let them go, the quicker Tinubu can achieve Dubai in Nigeria.

Ikaeniyan0:
Don't you see you're not being fair towards me for saying all this? Look at what you're saying to a fellow Nigerian civilians because of politics.

If the Labour Party rigged the presidential election in some polling units in the South East, may you shed bitter tears because of your love ones before December.

Don’t shift the goalpost, just say amen and scroll on. Abi you’re not so sure of your initial free & fair again??