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smart girl, she has tried the Irish Oko and realized its too limp and weak from excessive drinking. Now she has tasted the African Oko esp the Naija Oko and realized its d BOMB!

ride on jare! ori e pe!

How come an igbo man is not on the list ?

Very good question !!!

Let's look clinically at how Nigerian billionaires are made .

Dangote ; he was an ordinary cement and rice importer until 1987 when the head of state - ibrahim Babangida banned the importation of rice in the country and after several months he allowed Dangote to import ships loads of cement .

Ever since then Dangote has been an AGIP = any govt in power ,he was so close to abacha that his younger brother died with Abachas son in a plane crash. He was part of the people who bankrolled OBJ first term, second term , the aborted third term and yaraduas term.

OBJ rewarded him and Otedola with PH refineries at give away prices.

Mike Adenuga; he is not as rich as people think he is , he is a front man for IBB and Atiku. CIL which later metamorphosed to GLo was started with some wrongly sindicated Govt fund from PTDF running into some millions of dollars , which was ordered to be deposited in. TIB ( a failed south west bank) by Atiku , later the same money was syndicated to Glo as loan by TIB, the EFCC upon hearing this looked the other way and today TIB is a failed bank.

Ever wondered why the PHCN and refineries don't work in nigeria, then you might be in for the biggest shock of your lives.
The Nigerian Billionaires bought over all the downstream petroleum companies Con oil, MRS, AP, these companies to stay afloat must import fuel in to the country and for the fuel to sell people must use generators and for people to use generators then the PHCN must not work.

Questions I have Nigerians

1 how come during OBJ's reign no serious attempt was made to put PHCN into good operation despite the fact that the Bola Ige (who died mysteriously planned as far back as 2001 to put NEPA in shape.

2 how come the refineries never worked in OBJ's tenure instead the petrol pump price increased from 70k to =N= 55

3 how come all the overnite billionaires: Dangote, Otedola,Jimoh ibrahim,Adenuga made their billions during OBJ's tenure

Is someone still reading ?

this asorocker guy is full of horse shit! i take it you are a Tribune newspaper reader and you thrive on baseless uninformed information. your analysis makes teh stuff of nollywood and the kind of information that makes teh rounds unde rteh bridges of Lagos state.

I TIRE FOR UNA OOOO! WHR THIS INNA STRAIGHT AND SHADE ELEJA DEY FOR IBADAN NAH? guys help ya pesin.
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chidoggy! easy peazy! when you get to Ibadan toll gate, roll down your side window, sniff the air, unmistakable and follow yoru nose all d way to Mokola Hill. when you get to Mokola Hill, ask the first deaf-mute, where INNASTRAIGHT is, tell him u wanna pay homage, he wil llead you there.

@MARVIS

I NO GO LIE YOU MADE SOME GOOD POINTS,
FIRST AND FOREMOST, MY FATHER IS VOTING FOR PDP
I AM VOTING FOR CPC,
BECAUSE ABACHA IS A DANCER DOESNT MAKE HIS SON A DANCER TOO,
SHONEKAN NO GO UNIVERSITY,
SHONEKAN NO READ ALL THE BOOK WEY DEY DIS WORLD, ??
DID HE HAVE A GRIP ON POWER

NIGERIA NEEDS A MAN WHO IS AN AUTHORITY FIGURE
A MAN WHO IF HIS MORALS ARE THREATNED OR UNDERMINED
CAN RESIGN FROM BEING THE PRESIDENT.

USING SANUSI AS AN EXAMPLE, SINCE YOU LIKE SANUSI
SOLUDO NO BE PROFESSOR??
IS SANUSI A PROFESSOR
ALL THE MONEY IBRU AND AKINGBOLA WERE DIVERTING ACROSS THE WORLD
WHY SOLUDO NO TALK, HE SWEPT EVERYTHING UNDER THE CARPET !!!!!!!

YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE GUTS AND THE DESIRE TO REVAMP THE STATUS QUO
OF COURSE THERE ARE CORRUPT PEOPLE IN CPC
BUT YOU WANT TO COMPARE IT TO THE BODE GEORGE PARTY THAT OBJ AND GEJ ARE ATTENDING?
IT IS LUDICROUS!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU LIKE VOTE GEJ
NA OBJ,YOU DEY VOTE INDIRECTLY
WHEN PDP CHOP NAIJA FINISH
YOUR EYE GO CLEAR,

SAI BUHARI/BAKARI
2011

Malali! CORRECT MAN! CORRECT THINKING ET THOT PROCESS! we need a benevolent dictator. all this talk about erm,erm erm will not get us anywhere. u need a Sanusi kindda guy who will look you whoever you are in the eye and tell you to scamper off or better still, hand over what you have stolen and scamper off

Some of you yakking here lack basic understanding of how the Nigerian electorial process works. When PDP wins, most would say the election was rigged. However, with only a few weeks to a presidential election, if you do a simple research, you'd find out that PDP have done better overall "leg work" than any other party in the country. They have gone into so many rural areas to drum up votes; yes, people live in rural areas and are eligible to vote, not just Lagos and Abuja. Other parties think they can win the Nigerian election on the internet or on TV (I laugh in Hausa). A significant number of people in Nigeria do not even have electricity to watch TV or go online. If these parties cannot go to rural areas to even lie to them to get their votes, how are they going to cater for these folks when they get into office? People like Bakare are just making noise about not trusting Jega. The fact is, every party will try to rig the election in their favour (that's Nigeria for you); however, parties are only able to rig elections where they are strong; that's simple common sense. PDP will not be successful in rigging an election in Lagos just as ACN will not be successful in rigging the polls in Kaduna.

well said chum! well said!

O God, guys u na make me remember INASTRIGHT  at Mokola. I ate there everyday then after school. My friends and I, go all waka go the placego eat amala,  so sweet!

It is almost 15 years ago,  And still remmeber how will always look forward for the closing time from school, and sometimes we  miss our Physics or chemistry class to go chop INASTRIGHT amala.

I miss my friends, I miss secondary school time in Nigeria, I mis Inastright amala, It is the BEST BUKA in nigeria.  I am not sure if they will be there or still operating, cos someone told here in Canada that the woman died sometime ago,  Like 10 years ago. I remember the woman very well, always at one small counter, to collect money,

yea man, she died a while back even though i wasn't aware. i was back in Nigeria in January and just had to head to Mokola to pay homage to the goddess of Amala- INNASTRAIGHT! was told there she had died a few years back and all her girls were holding fort. same taste still and she still does goat balls the way it was made when she was alive

lagos no get joints abeg. Back in my U.I days, shade eleja joint near mokola sold the best pepper soup, also INASTRAIGHT was one of the best in ibadan. in U.I, mama Anat sold the best food in the school. Ibadan still has the baddest amala joints anywhere.

omo! summary ni opin iwe! you don get am finish!

Inaa straight @ Mokola in Ibadan. Nothing beats the goat balls she makes men! i love them. Amala and P.yam, gosh!

Weather nigeria is giant or not.Nigeria made one of the biggest impact in SA lives during their apathy regime.We made enormous contribution in Africa without being told.If SA have gained freedom in 60s do u think they would have gone far like this.The main SA citizens are lazy.Check the population of those suffering in SA.What made SA giant of Africa if the government give free ticket during world cup,when the citizen cant afford it.
Nigeria may not be doing well in economic aspect but We have our stand in Africa.
Long Live Federal Republic Of Nigeria
Long live Nigerians

u r obviously very delusional, Nigeria giant of Africa my arse!

much better interview than the rambling of Obj and Dimeji. I could not get my eyes off his totally horrible dentition so i hardly heard the BS and lies he spewed. Dayum, his dentition is terrible, how does his wife kiss him?

Bluetooth, looks like u r still an idiot! Abiola was a pauper compared to Arisekola alao. who is abiola?

@ bluetooth, i think you are either a misguided idiot or you are not smart @ all. how can you claim that abiola wa sa business man when we all know now that he was a very failed government contractor unlike arisekola alao. what does abiola have that remains, please tell me and i will point out to you tonnes of investment that arisekola still has that is alive and doing well

what the hell do you think aare onakakanfo means? do you know the politics behind his accenting to that title? by the way, who gives a flying rats arse about it but since you mention it, it doesn't mean jack rats shit! he took that title as the first non oyo man to hold it just to prove some silly point, besides alaafin needed the dough and benevolence of unwise abiola so before you spew junk, think twice or thrice in your case

another senselessly insane thread. makes no sense @ all. what's the big deal about Virginity @ 28? why will she want to get rid of it with you when most guys will want to have the pleasure and experience @ busting the dam and taking off, story doesn't just make sense and neither does the friends stupid reasons for wanting to help his friend out

i mean, just c'mon! she is asking you for a no guilt assistance, not asking you to marry her afterwards. if you are believable, she says, burst it for me and piss off, ill handle the rest by myself and all of a sudden, you twist her offer and believe you will carry the guilt of her virginity for life. doode wake up, your story is unbelievable

if you want to start a thread, better to ask, 'can you dis virgin your friend if she asks you to' and not some dumb assed story about you not wanting to feel guilty

will rather believe GEJ and Obama were siblings! pah!

@ Blank, good and relevant question

@ Lokya i think you are an idiot. why shoudl we not know? how did he come about 7million if its not Govt money? and if govt, was it factored into the budget for this year? have they though that if they paid Dr's more and funded quality hospitals, we wont need to be personaly footing the bill of every ailing washerman or akara seller

any Gomina dead or alive, extradition pending or currently in safehouse in Nigeria who hasn't looted should please stand up!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

There is no need to panic about this.

If the UK carry out their threat, they will be shooting themselves in the foot.

Foreign students in the UK today are mostly Africans and Asians. Nigeria takes the greater share of student numbers from Africa. India takes the greater share of student numbers from Asia.

If the UK authorities cut visas to Nigerians and Indians, it will have knock-on effect on some colleges. Some colleges and even Universities may closedown.

The fees for foreign students keep increasing without control. Nigerian and Indian students are helping the UK with huge money pot for studies.

Time will tell because when Nigeria gets better, UK will not see many students from Nigeria anymore

I assume by 'time will tell' you mean in the next 3million light years right? thou must be a joking charlatan

this kind of post makes us look silly to the world,this is world wide web www.i am in one corner of the earth and see this rubbish post, what is the big deal about visa that we should make it a big post.visas are either given or denied and one must happen

@ Ikennahill, well that is because we as Nigerians have a particular 'culture' and experience with immigration, visas and travels hardly experienced by any other nationals except Indians and Pakistanis. our Visa stories are legendary and worth sharing and laughing about. if it grosses you out, dig further into that hole of yours in the corner of the earth and die hibernating, hiss

we want a candidate who will push for Sudan style referendum,

we want separation NOW!

Nigerians, al we do is talk talk talk and talk, no action, Tunisians just shamed us, they ousted their president and d doode hasn't done half of the crap Bankole and his colleagues have done ind past 4yrs

shame on us all

hiss!!!

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hahahahahahhahahah

I think you are an idiot. will you stop wasting our time by requesting advice on obviously STUPID issues in your life

Moderator, are you insane? next thing people will stary asking if its right to use toilet paper or water to clean up after defecating

hiss! Apoda!

, and on a certain day, the world came to an end and people were amazed and shocked that indeed God was real, true and every word in the bible was for real, i just cant wait for that day, there will be chuckling and giggling from me plenty plenty!

Angelina Jolie is pregnant for Adewale Ayuba,

so what? how does that affect the referendum in Sudan or the April elections in Nigeria or constant electricity provision in Nigeria or Atiku being president eh?

oshi!

pah! silly thread.

leave the woman if she is stressing you na. What's the point in staying in a marriage where all you get is grief( this is assuming you are telling us the truth and you are not yourself a wife beater, cheat and irresponsible unresponsive man)



Vote for Nigerian Referendum now! we split, southern Sudan did it! YES WE CAN

REFERENDUM TODAY!

Southern Sudan did it, we can also do it. Referendum to redefine the 50yr old failed Nigerian Project

we need a referendum in Nigeria. we need a referendum like Southern Sudan. we need a referendum to redefine how we intend to live in the future, referendum NOW!

AMEN!!

@ roymary, why i no go vess eh? which kin rubbish d guy dey talk?

relationship don = to ps3,plasma,visa,houserent, d guy is not a serious someborry!

im a man ( i think i am especially when i look below my belt) , anyhow, main point is this, while there is no right or wrong about supporting a guy you ar ein a relationship with for a WHILE, please, for a while is the operating word here, God did not plan that it is for ever.

A man ought to provide for his family and plan to put stuff on the table. now, going by what you elaborated, please STOP GIVING HIM MONEY!

you may as well kiss the visa fees you loaned him goodbye coz it may be the source of some major issue when you start to badger him for it and since it sounds like you are so much in love, just forget the money and also forget about cookig for him. you have begun a process you dont wanna follow you into the marriage if it hapens. you see, men can become complascent especially whjen they see a woman taking charge, men just slink into the background and that sounds like what your guy is doing. afte rteh marriage you will realize you bear 100% of all the responsibilities.

if you have teh balls, dump him, there are better men with balls worth your time, if you dont have teh balls and you believe in him, help him, QUIT GIVING HIM MONEY AND COOKING FOR HIM!

Sounds like the rant of a complete idiot,

your ps3, your plasma, your masters, your visa was/is running out, she jumped into your bed d next minute, you watched a movie on your laptop, you were engaged 3weeks after ( what an idiot), her mother did not like you, she liked you, she stopped liking you, her father has a new wife, we met @ an eatery, she wanted me to pay the bills, she is looking for a clean guy yada yada yada

This rant sounds like some very extended scene from a Nigerian home video.

its either you are a joke or the moderator @ nairaland just has a silly knack of churning up silly takes and seeking the most idiotic of responses from us

hiss!!

one thing is certain. Muslims in Nigeria are full of shit especially those up north. you look at the quality of life and exposure of the Muslims in countries like UAE,Malaysia, Saudi, Lebanon and Iran and you realize they are exposed, educated and not bigots.

They appreciate the beauty and importance of education as opposed to the idiots in the North of Nigeria who resisted western education to their peril. one of their so called leaders IBB once said,the North is 100 light years behind the south, Nigeria should break up, every tribe to their own and lets just see how long these illiterates who drag Nigeria's GDP to the dumps will last