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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pricewatwerhousecoopers Calling! by oloksman1(m): 11:55am On Aug 11, 2008
Hi bro,
I was called too, same venue @8:30 am.
i gathered 4m my friend that ad written b4 , who said
we may Xpect sequences, logical resn(no Calculators), diagrammatic Questns and that its kinda of Vast and Essay for 4o mins
out of 2hrs 30mins.
thats all i know for now
Goodluck.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Result Out by oloksman1(m): 11:57am On Aug 05, 2008
I really hope and pray you'r absolutely right about this LIFE2008,
Anyway, Prayers and fasting Galore continues.
Cheers and Goodluck to all.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shell Result Out by oloksman1(m): 1:43pm On Aug 04, 2008
Guys, Abeg when did they start releasing the results.
And pls ,I don't get what you mean by persons that didn't succeed get the notification first.
Pls expantiate and comfirm the information B4 people start to faint OO.
The suspense is tense and even me, I feel like am already in a HOT SEAT.
Good LUCK TO all
Cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mobil Oil Nigeria - Recruitment by oloksman1(m): 3:59pm On Apr 10, 2008
Like you like me .
We've all left our fingers crossed for long.
Anyway, I pray good nwes go handy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If You Are Interested, Send Ur: by oloksman1(m): 12:41pm On Apr 03, 2008
my ADD is oloksman@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Firstbank Oooooooooooooo! by oloksman1(m): 8:23am On Feb 28, 2008
Hi mate,
Catch your breath,
It's not the end of the quest,
be full of prospects and be hopeful

One more thing, don't put all your eggs in just one basket

Cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal University Of Petroleum Resources Vacancy by oloksman1(m): 2:26pm On Feb 27, 2008
it used to be the former PTI(petroleum technology institute  sort of, )  in warri
now called fed univ of petrol resources sort of,
Jobs/Vacancies / Mobil Recruits Via Phillips Recruitment Agency(eng'r, Econs,acct,maths,phy Etc) by oloksman1(m): 8:39am On Feb 19, 2008
hi guys Visit and apply to Mobil Via the recruitment agency
use
www.phillipsrecruitmentonline.com
all you need is register, submit/fill-in your CV then apply appropriately.

good luck
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup . Pictures, Results And Videos ~~ by oloksman1(m): 1:16pm On Feb 07, 2008
Thanks mukina
Sports / Re: African Nations Cup . Pictures, Results And Videos ~~ by oloksman1(m): 9:24am On Feb 06, 2008
@mukina2
Pls how can i download videos from youtube.com pls.
i've subscribed already.
Help out,
cheers! wink wink wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Pls. Does Anybody Know Anything About Www.hecfirms.org? "the Online Work" by oloksman1(m): 10:15am On Jan 31, 2008
Pls,does anybody know anything about www.hecfirms.org?
The online work, how they run the transactions and get paid plzzzzzzz.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC graduate trainee test by oloksman1(m): 4:21pm On Jan 24, 2008
hi guys,
i serve in warri and for now,d info at hand is that before "april '08",
eventhough, ds info is not reliable enough,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nysc/nim Programme? by oloksman1(m): 8:45am On Dec 17, 2007
hi guys,
It's obvious that no knowledge is a waste.
Is it the corporate laws, commmunication skill polished,the small business enterprise,case studies,financial mgt., business ethics or marketing that will not be relevant to virtually everyone of us especially those of us that read non management course interested in business or our own establishments?
the progromme ,beside adding management/business value to our CVs,it orients, expose & alerts graduates about establishing and self employment(see small medium enterprise 104) it's really valuable.
Talking financial mgt,the various financial ,invested and dividend decisions helps us one way or the other in our lives.ETC
WE ALL NEED IT,it's good.

as for the results (perhaps,2007 results are out)and more information,see the link

http://managementnigeria.org/

and other valuables will be enjoyed.
Jokes Etc / Re: Most Outrageous Pictures by oloksman1(m): 2:29pm On Dec 10, 2007
na arsene b dis abi Bean

Jokes Etc / Re: My Love Letter To Clemcykul by oloksman1(m): 12:37pm On Dec 04, 2007
if given f of X,f(x)=love letter
ω
∑f(x) ; t=member
t=0


and taking the limit as t tends to infinity

ω
F(x)= [b] ∑[/b]f(x)
t=0


then, geometrically and by mathematical induction, LOVE letter goes round
if given LOVE goes round by CALCULUS Integration

irrespective of the value of independent variables "X",f(x) being the differential part and F(x) being the Integral part then the solution is :LOVE GOES ROUND
and UNITY IN DIVERSITY

summary: let d letters go on,
Share the LV
Islam for Muslims / Re: What Is Islamic View Of Banking In Nigeria by oloksman1(m): 3:47pm On Dec 03, 2007
PEACE BE UPON EVRY SOUL ON THIS THREAD

PLEASE FOR HEAVEN SAKE
FOR GOD'S SAKE

THE INITIATOR OF THIS TOPIC DIDN'T POST HE/HER TOPIC FOR CRITICS OR CRITICISM BUT TO SEEK THE OPINIONS OF THOSE THAT BELIEVE IN THE SAME FAITH AS HE/SHE BELIEVES DID.

SO FOR THOSE CRITIZING PLEASE STOP

THIS IS A FORUM TO MIX UP, SOCIALIZE , INTERACT AND NOT TO
CRITICIZE, BLASPHEME ,BLACKMAIL ,TRANSFER BLAMES,
OR EXERCISE YOUR OWN SENTIMENTS.


ABEG  ABEG LETS JUST BE STRAIGHT
FORGET THIS SENTIMENTS LET THERE BE PEACE .


NO HARD FEELINGS

CHEERS TO EVRY 1.

LOVE ONE ANOTHER
AND THATS WHAT MAKES US ONE.
Jokes Etc / Re: In the 'molue' by oloksman1(m): 3:21pm On Dec 03, 2007
I just dey wonder,
What if the guy mess,na hin be say Hiroshima nagasaki don happen again for inside that molue be that oo
the next thing na to pay last respect.
Jokes Etc / Re: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by oloksman1(m): 9:08am On Nov 23, 2007
hey!
i gat am idea of the output
INSTRUCTION: IF YOU FILL IN THE BLANK SPACES,YOU WILL GET HANDSOME REWARD
Distribution of the pikin Skin complexion
the pikin would look like Kampala (Adi're skin colour)


the head go be hammer-head of -horror:colour= fair &
Q1, he takes after, ?

IF the arm is be complete,charred black :
Q2, he takes after, ?

IF the trunk is brown,
Q3, he takes after, ?

If the yansh is white,
Q4 then he takes after, ?


NOTE: fill and submit your results to this forum
Jokes Etc / Re: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by oloksman1(m): 10:37am On Nov 22, 2007
Come come come! commando-byte
No come pour sand sand 4 ma garri oo
I nefa get child oo
I still be single and searching 4 T'sy
Jokes Etc / Re: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by oloksman1(m): 10:24am On Nov 22, 2007
@ninjabyte
abi na commando byte,
Can't u undastan dat am only offering Humatarian Service?
Jokes Etc / Re: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by oloksman1(m): 10:04am On Nov 22, 2007
as a humanitarian person, i go donate

2 yards of  militant Khaki to sew him-her pants and wears(because i can't imagine how militant d pikin go become)
1 crate of UDEME, (so that  after ceremony,guys fit KOMBAT)-i Can't imagine d tournament to honour d WILD PIKIN
1 dozen of OKADA SAFETY  helmet,so that them no go fit break people head directly(AS SAFETY PRECAUTION)
1 masking tape,to tape the mouth of the pikin(because,he-she's going to be crying/laughing all day,I BET YOU)
1 bag of GARRI as cerelac/cereal to LOAD in his/her feeding bottle
a scholarship award to IGBUDU nur/pry MILITANT sch.PH
I RETURN TICKET,to warri creek.
lastly 1 Name (Multiple-Father-Attutupoyoyo-Pikin) grin grin grin

@tessy,
SEE ME PERSONALLY IN MY OFFICE,come alone OOo wink wink
Sports / Re: Which Football Club Should I Support And Why? by oloksman1(m): 12:54pm On Nov 20, 2007
na empty barrel dey quiet,sha
Sports / Re: Which Football Club Should I Support And Why? by oloksman1(m): 12:50pm On Nov 20, 2007
Na rain wey fall nain pack fowl ,hen ,pigeon together sha


ojoo lokoo eyele mon adie, sha
aije bee,
Igimu jinaa soo rii, NOW!
Jokes Etc / Re: My Love letter to TESSYBABY by oloksman1(m): 12:26pm On Nov 20, 2007
order!   order!! Order!!!


Orda
Attention plz
this is to imform the general public that since "THE HANDSOME ONES ARE YET TO BE BORN,THE UGLY ONE SHOULD START PACKING OFF"

MORESO,
THIS is to declare that the ULTIMATE /HANDSOME GUY HAS BEEN DELIVERED OF,AND
IT'S OUR PLEASURE THAT HE'S MATURED ALREAEDY.

DON'T BE PUZZLED,IF You'VE SEEN CESC FABREGAS BEFORE,THEN HE'S JUST A PROTOTYPE
OF FABREGAS.
WELCOME TO MA WORLD

ALL YOU NEED IS, BONE ALL DOZ GUYS


you gat the real GUY



Reporting LIVE and DIRECT FROM
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Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by oloksman1(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2007
seam
Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by oloksman1(m): 11:35am On Nov 20, 2007
BEAN,
Jokes Etc / Re: What If These Things Happen: by oloksman1(m): 11:20am On Nov 20, 2007
Ma guy ,no mind them
Ask if them no DUBE for Sch?

meanwhile,WARRI NO DEY CARRY LAST, PATA PATA NA DRAW

but BROS,YOU HARSH OOO! How you go jus do "COPY AND PASTE" You no know say guys be browser/researchers

Abeg try, dey creative,but YOU TRY SHA

one love
Sports / Re: Which Football Club Should I Support And Why? by oloksman1(m): 10:52am On Nov 20, 2007
i gat just one adage for GUNNAS

"na person we jack/read na him be GURU,the person wen PASS na hin SABI BOOK"

it not enough to play fancy, what counts is TITLES

OHHHHH! can't U jus smile Euro-trophy?

Abey, ma guys wen wan join Club

JOIN WISE
JOIN VICTORS
JOIN UNITED

don't join d 1 wen U go,at the end dey from one club go another.

ONE UNITED
ONE LOVE
Sports / Re: Which Football Club Should I Support And Why? by oloksman1(m): 2:53pm On Nov 19, 2007
MA GUY.
REALLY,I FEEL YOU,
I CONCUR, I SUCCUMB AND I AGREE

BUT IF WE LOOK AM,

PERSONALLY, THE PURPOSE/ESSENCE OF FOOTBALL IS BASICALLY ENTERTAINMENT AND FUN FOR ME OOOOOOOOO

MORESO,IT CARRIES PEOPLE ALONG AND CAPTIVATES MINDS
IT HELPS YOU FLUSH SOME KINDS OF DEPRESSION OR TRAUMA THAT SOME PEOPLE FIND THEMSELVES IN.

IT'S UNCONSCIOUSLY/SUBCONSCIOUSLY OVERCOMES SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER FOR YOU
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,YOU ARE CHANTING AND OVERWHELMED ALREADY
OR
YOU ACT SOME KIND OF REFLEX ACTION LIKE SIR ALEX FERGUSON WHEN ROONEY IS ABOUT SCORING OR IF HE JUST MISS A GOAL WHEN FERGIE NEEDS ONE.


WITH ALL PLEASURE

ENJOY AFRICAN FOOTBALL
ENJOY NIGERIANS'
MOST ESPECIALLY ,ENGLISH FOOTBALL WITH SPICE FROM SPANISH SOCCER
EVENTHOUGH, IT'S ROUGH IN ITALY,

ENJOY THEM ALL IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Sports / Re: Which Football Club Should I Support And Why? by oloksman1(m): 2:21pm On Nov 19, 2007
SOCCER PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
START
If u want to join a club,
WHY corn-fused? when there are just TWO football club in da world
MAN-UTD and OTHERS

ELSE,
(Remain  soccer lover esp UTD) THEN

IF ELSE,
(Don't  become fanatical OR violent) && be Good

END ELSE

END


IF there's any snytax error or runtime error.

i DOUBT syntax,but for the runtime

use ARSENALFC to test-run the UTD grin grin grin grin grin

and UTD becomes executable shocked

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