faceland:
Hope you know how heavy 120kg is?

1 bag of Cement is 50kg, meaning 2 bags of cement is 100kg....
120kg of Coke is equivalent to almost 2 and half weight of cement.....
am jus wondering how that can float, after disobeying LAW OF FLOATATION

Aremwayne:
They should ban trucks from operating during the day in Abuja

i swear,
i lost a friend sometime late Sept. Just around KUGBO, where trailer crushed about 10 people to death... a really sad incident.
there are now so many trailers on the Abuja roads now, unlike what it was about 10 years ago.

D, 12.03am is the Answer nah 11.55am is Closest to 12noon

Hamachi:

When the baby that they used to call me was automatically changed to Ms Hamachi. ..Na then I realize say dem don relegate me



When I met him he didn't have his own apartment. He was just fresh out of school. So he was searching for a job.

I used to visit him them at his friends place. He later got a job in a hotel at Chevron drive but along the line we had a misunderstanding and gave it a break for months.

He called and to me he had gotten an apartment at lekki. that I should come see if I like the place. I got there and was just playing around and checking his wardrobe when I saw ladies shower caps. I was like, who owns this? And he said they normally give them at the hotel. Chai!!! This guy can lie for Africa. Like seriously, who gives guys shower caps? So, I told him, you've been camping a lady in this house and he said, "don't start". I just kept quiet because we only just got back together after months.

I later checked his wardrobe again when he stepped out and found more shower caps.

Now, don't call me dumb. I know what I'm saying. That guy was a serial cheat. In fact, that was why I later dumped him and faced my life and God.

Na InshaAllahu and VIBEZ remain now....Da Lord is Ur Strength

E don go Oooo.....
#YouAreInLove gon ni

uzomakanaki:
Fellow nairalanders, please I need advice from matured minds in this group.

I'm in a two year relationship with my woman, we're both working. I'm 34 while she's 27. My montly salary and commision is over 200k with other side hustle i do that bring in funds for me, i also just got a car i want to register with bolt/uber to still bring in funds in my free time.

My fiancee on the other hand is earning 75k monthly. I take good care of her needs and makes sure she doesn't lack anything I can afford.

We both plan to settle down by December.

Sometimes last month she missed her period, after the test we discovered she's 5 weeks pregnant.

I'm against abortion because of the dangers involved in the aftermath, i suggested she keep the baby while I come and see her family and do some necessary things before the main wedding. But she insisted in aborting the baby, reason being that she can't be pregnant and be working. Unless I place her on a monthly salary.

She has aborted the baby and had complications because of the quack nurse that performed the abortion. I spent a lot to make her back on her feet

I'm gradually losing interest in the relationship cos that single act of her. I've kept this to myself.

I just need advice on how to handle this. Cos I'm already fed up with her with her recent disrespect and the way she talks to me anyhow even in public.

OYA Sope Otilo

SAPA ? IZ dat U?
SAPA bienMerci

Obavoh:
I had the opportunity to spend the weekend in a rich man’s house and it was a terrible experience for me.

I was given a small room in the boys quarters and was shocked to find out I will have to spend the night with 3 other grown men. The only bed available in the room was a student’s mattress. I had to sleep on the veranda.

The food they served me was very small. I found out they only cooked 2 times a day, breakfast and dinner.

Sadly, her 2nd Marriage is "going" again....it's well with her and others passing thru these CHALLENGES....May the Almighty assist them

tuoyoojo:
My condolences for any one on dstv package

You just dey troway your money

I finally summoned the courage to subscribe for TSTV and I can tell you categorically that I am enjoying every bit of it

Since I stopped subscribing dstv na so them don dey use call and text disturb my life

You get to watch very recent movies, lovely music channels, recent local movies documentaries, lovely educative children channels, news and sport channels

Since I subscribe in January I still dey on promo. I never pay shi shi till now

TStv should be more aggressive on advert that's why many people are losing out

Wagbayi...
way to Go.......
Sabi Person

Athemisia:
If you want to know more about the op, Nacoss25 kindly enter the link below.

https://www.nairaland.com/6322571/pained#97237350

He is just a child.

TRULY INTERNET(Nairaland) never FORGETS

Nacoss25:
My marriage of 10 months is gradually crashing.

I and my wife had some issues 2 weeks ago and she ran away from the house to her parents and now the parents are denying me from seeing her while from my investigation and information gathered she connived with her family to go into hiding.

i hate to POKENOSE, tho i still get 2 cents 4 U......
but guy, U broke BROCODE.........
as suggested, i went to see your previous post https://www.nairaland.com/6625830/how-discipline-wife-disrespecting-me#103187726
and
https://www.nairaland.com/6999487/it-possible-lay-claim-shop#110462179


though, this is your LIFE Ooo..... i see lots of RED FLAGS...... u r the BEST person to figure -OUT the solution , Apply Emotional Intelligence, Apply Leadership and Ur Conflict resolution technique.... Learn from past and do things right
there r things U simply APPLY wisdom to.......


wishing U d BEST MAN

@ OP, with some Good legal tinx, you can still BURST the fraudster, All U need is go to your back, check your back statement and know where /which account the money was transferred to(if transferred). 2nd is ( i don't know how u would do it sha , maybe if u have a friend that works in d bank which the fraudster uses or something, but) with some bank/legal backing , Use the Fraudster personal details on his account to trace him/her. Its possible , its just that banks staff will not want that kain wahala

Can we now see with our korokoro eyes, in Nigerian Army barracks o, not in a warehouse, in Russia or anywhere, and we want to see the invoice and waybills written in Russia, verified by Bureau of public procurement in Naija. And we need to know who to hold accountable...... Eyes dey red o

This is what he said''....
watch the clip
https://www.facebook.com//videos/vb.370495769727679/757618574348728/?type=2&theater

In mathematics, -2+2=0 datistuse
ie if APC probe and jail X offenders, 202y too PDP should probe and jail Z offenders So 9ja can be even .
2 Ge 4 niyen








Where y=year of election in 9ja ; y=7,.....

grin cheesy grin
Na to use _dick push am in make e fall inside her belle. Then she go fit _shit am comot cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

U be babalawo ni.... U go soon hammer o

ahhhhhhhhh!
Naija 4 laif,
a country full of LAW such that some people can come and review drag , brag, fight and tear their clothes in the "house of LAW"(house of Rep)
"wii land!!!" where a governor that embezzled can can fill his resident in his Village with so-called repented Militant to protect his loot.
A country where an Ex Gov loots and he is being hailed and given back up for his wrongs,
the best breakers of LAW are the LAW ENFORCERS,
the best violators of traffic laws are LAW enforcers
Yahoo-Yahoo wizards are assumed to have a break-through
people can Use NEPA light for free, and beat-up NEPA officials for cutting off their power,
Money-KUDI _EGO -OWO is licence to anyfin, i mean any zin, any tin,
I dey gbadun Naija

Btech in Road-side ROGER collection,
HND in AGBERO technology,
Certified in NURTW chairmanship
President Road transporter Asso.
Expert in "Show me ur patikulaz"
Ph.d Kokolet sampling
MSc. shallowing,
and still going overseas for professorship in the institute of ALL TRADE in West Bank
and the rest when "thy kingdom come"

sebi dem say acquire knowlegde from Cradle to Grave,

Thank God, I got the Success notification too,
It actually listedt he stages involved and the remaining stages left, so nairalanders abeg! pray for us OO
the online personality test date is yet to be communicated.
@ baronvoski,
how many emails was d message sent to,mine was myself(oloksman)+about 19 others
what about you?

yes,
Dudes,
May God keep forgiving "US",Cos it kinda hard,
It might not be ones interest to lie, but situations warrants us
for instance ,the job seekers.
A friend of mine reduce His age almost yearly, in a bid to catch up with job applications/requirements.

have u seen reasons why God needs to forgive Us Always.
NB: Just dont wait till bad luck catch up with U.

for me,Age is just a number, after all,
Just dont fool your age.
Cheers

Hey landers,
Was anyone contacted, with regards the MS consulting test for Unilever?
I was called and asked to send my CV to their email address yesterday 20/11 before 9am 21/11.
please i want to be sure,that signifies a good news.
Wish all applicants alike LUCK
Cheers

Please can someone help me out with the deadline plaese?
tanx

and can i submit without the transcript?

Oh yea!
am waiting on PWC too
and seriously hoping positively.
Gudluck to us all.
hope to meet u all at PWC.
cheers

landers, this is such a devastating news,
I got the same message too.
@pizzy
Please have You ever applied to shell B4?
because i don't understand.
I was not called or spoken to.
I guess I just Have to be strong & hope u too

Hi people of fortune,
I wish u luck
Please how did you people apply please?
Thanks

I hope it symbolize fortune
BUT
"once a decision has been made regarding your application"
Baffles me
Goodluck to us
CHEERS

Hi landers,
Pls has anybody got this kind of mail from SHELL from the july selection test PLZ?


Your Ref No:-"my ref number"


Dear "my surname",

I refer to your recent application to shell for the Local employment opportunity and our subsequent correspondence.

Thank you for making out time to attend our test (first level Interviews). We wish to inform you that your application is still under careful consideration and we will update you once a decision has been made regarding your application.

We thank you for your continued interest in Shell.


Kind regards,


Shell

Ramadan Kareem, Ramadan Mubarak to us all,
Peace be unto us all,
ramadan is a period to demonstrate muslim unity all over the world not all over Lagos or Ibadan muslim community
or otherwise,
Lets be United and have a voice,
This is a month for acceptance of prayers so lets pray for our nation, leaders, our community, family and muslims all over plus the dead muslims, may Allah be please with all our Ibadah.
This is a bonanza season for Muslims, lets take advantage,
This is a month to get cheap Aljannat's Ticket lets rush it, it plenty enough to GO AROUND.
For Us"JOB SEEKERS" may Allah provide a Job with BARAKAH
Ramadan Kareem

Good day landers,
Pls , I want/need anyone with info on the NNPC speculations (about test invitation) if at all,

and then the Ernt & young test result of 24th july.
to help out.
cheers

@banjiadu
PLS
How did you apply and when did you apply?

hey guys,
thats all i av, so far i don't about any dress code.
don't u think datz absurd?
Anyway just concentrate on the test and perhaps the "one day Interview " after u succeed.
Good luck
Cheers.