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Give those cubs a few years and go back there touching them like that

This sim card wahala sef That was how I bought one 9mobile sim jeje in 2018, I no dey rest cos e be like say na one hot babe dey use the same line. I get calls, messages on it. I tried explaining to the callers that I wasn't the person they thought they were speaking to. Some would not believe me, thank God my man no be the over jealous type, dey for put sand in my garri. They kept calling me 'Oyin', me I don't know anyone by that name o. The stuff continued for long. It has reduced now, it happens just once in a while. Na wah o!

Oh! Good Lord! That's a baby wipes on the ground. So sad! May they Rest In Peace. O ma se oo

midehi2:
That guy thing big ooo

lol. Toyin dey try o

So, his boxers no fit package his rod very well in that first photo?

mjabdulk:
he has the best reason for keeping himself mute on this issue. people are insatiably, if he talks they will still say something if he didn't they are saying something else.

as in, I just tire o

Una just like to dey mention the guy's name every time. On top wetin? He didn't comment, wahala. 'Other world leaders have said somethin' wetin be una own? If he had commented, problem. We'll hear, 'he is supporting Iran cos he is a Muslim and a terrorist', yen yen yen! Every day, you pop out reasons to slander the man. Na wah o

maynation:
That's a very hilarious joke na, why have you all chosen not to see this?


So Trump is supposed to attack a country because of one person's post on twitter?
The joke is on you guys taking this seriously.

Oh! Thank you very much. I didn't even see your post before I posted mine. Fear written all over the replies here on Nairaland, as if Trump even saw the guy's message. And if he did? He go come start war with Nigeria? Haba!

It was just a joke. Even some Americans joked about it too. We too dey serious. Is it his comment that will make Trump send missiles to Nigeria?

vickydevoka:
Liverpool keeper deserves the MOTM award

Adrian is a very decent goalkeeper. He covered well during Alisson's absence. The guy is good

EbukaHades10:
FT

Off to the fourth round.


Watch the FA give us Chelsea or United/Wolves and give Manchester City Fulham or Sheffield Wednesday but In the end,


#YNWA

#WeMarchOn

who told you they'd give ManCity Fulham or Sheffield? You are even nice. It's either Plymouth, Oldham or other 10th division sides Awon werey!

Reussite:
So not good at all.
I just hope the young lads do the job without the necessary introduction of Mane or Hender.

they are decent in this game

Whether with our full squad or our Youngsters, Everton are no match for us. Get in Curtis Jones!

Reussite:
Just checking the stats, Is Milner injured?
See the young boys Klopp fielded for Everton Liverpool must not lose in Anfield o.
Klopp had berra bring in Mane & Henderson as soon as $econd half begins.

yes, Milner went out in the 8th minute or so. Injuries to first team players is the reason Klopp prefers using the very young boys for cup games. We already have enough injured players

K00da:
Make I hear no be Austria....ds na England

my hair no long like that, evul perzin

Dazzle them, Minamino

osamz007:
God! So tragic

Young stars dying young

eskis me! Liverpool fans don't cry no more. Change that pic to Arsenal or Manyu

peepydelano:
op,there's disappointment looming ahead,be prepared for it.What kind of guy are you to have believed that the lady av not gone intimate with her abroad fiancée, she only told her naija fiancée(you) that one to hook you for ground as option, after all she's not sure of what her abroad fiancée is doing there,at all at all na im bad,very smart girl.Stop doing the chasing, let her chase you if she truly wants you and break up completely with her abroad fiancée, she just succeeded in manipulating both of you so as to have some soft landing, you will be shocked if you know what she has been telling her abroad fiancée about you(you are just some Nigga chasing her with marriage perks).Be deceiving yourself, your eyes go soon clear, see as small pikin dy play two grown ass men

better oil dey your head. Op never wise up. Fine babe don turn his head. He thinks it's easy for her to leave the abroad based guy who might have been sending gifts to her parents, siblings as well as her. Make he dey there make trousers dey wear am. Eye go soon open

Pussywar:
The two of you are clowns. From the way both of you are throwing the word 'marry' up and down, its obvious na desperation dey worry una. How can someone have you and another person and is trying to chose between the two of you who to marry? How is it even possible that human beings can 'love' or date two people at the same time? Do have respect for yourself? Don't be in hurry. Nobody said if you don't marry before 30 you'll die. If I were you, she'll have to chose one person. Let's DATE and know where it leads us. Leave all this talk about marriage first. You sef, you meet someone and the first thing flying out your mouth is 'marry'. Take a chill pill abeg. And the fact that she can even talk to you about her second lover
If she thinks the other guy will be a better husband because of his properties and because he refused to have sex with her out of love(I no even understand this part), let her go for him.


"...and in that day seven men shall take hold of one woman saying..." There's God

na that type dey play along with you as a man until the abroad guy comes. Dem go done finalize their wedding plans sef, maybe na IV our bobo go see, he go come run to Nairaland again for advise. Shior!

highbee02:
I stand with MURIC, MURIC is comparing the Gregorian calender with Islamic calendar. We truly deserve equal treatment, ist of Muharam should also be declared public holiday.

why didn't you go to work on January 1st since it is not your own new year's day? We just like creating problems for ourselves, no religious tolerance whatsoever. The Christians will cry foul, the Muslims will cry their own. Kilode? Yet we say we serve the living God.

The stuff is funny jor. Nigerians, especially Yorubas and Igbos trying to outdo one another on her choice of tribe. Very funny names that were suggested Twitter is always lively mehn!

supportnija:
Give civil servant one year, they will destroy it, dry their clothes on it.

that is our problem, maintenance. yet, we blame the government for everything

henriettttta:
She has too much guys as friends


And I dunno how a girl will keep a guy as her best friend when she's dating another

I have loads of guys as friends, no single lady cos of my love for football. We relate very well but at a respectable distance. so many of them but I haven't met 98% of them (I actually refused to meet) cos I respect my man. A lady in any form of relationship be it dating or married ought to respect what they both have by being careful of the opposite sex. There's nothing like a male bestie in this world of ours, something might lead to the other which will cause a strain in one's relationship

Last line 'I'm breaking every hour'. No, wait till you break into pieces na. Sebi you will return to the West, then she'll continue where she stopped, then you'll come back jere and say all girls are 'Olosho'. Are there no Igbo girls in the West that you can date? You just like your head being used as a table tennis ball.

daddytime:
You couldn't have lost a mind you never had bro, na your mind lost you.

Now to answer you question of " if this is love or foolishness"..

The answer is " Foolishness", and you are the lead actor..."

It's my birthday today fam....pray for me guys...

happy birthday. I pray that foolishness will not run in your veins. Amen.

April4th:
So you plan to do white wedding and traditional every year?

birthday mate *hugsssssss

[quote author=ArmaniUhuru post=85464252][/quote]I don't know why I laughed so so hard at that picture

MrDvc:
Just saw your profile Pic.
Sorry for the insult but Liverpool is a rubbish team

apology accepted. We ain't rubbish tho, we are the best not just in England but in the world at the moment. Beat that!

Goodnight Reds and all lovers of Liverpool. Y'all will never walk alone. Haters, it's still early, forms still available

OlawaleBammie:
Actually the driver does, even wen he feels like.

lol. I meant, someone standing in front.

maynation:
Pained DD, please return to your dirt.

leave him, let him be wallowing in hate. Who cares?

MrDvc:
Shaarap!!!
Ordinary Napoli destroyed you guys

who is this one telling someone to sharap? I don't have your time okay? use your head cos next time, my reply might not be civil