₦airaland Forum

chinoonew09:
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habah! diz chelsit fan,
dey never tell u say oil dey ur head..?
u dey hapi say dey don dash u 1 penalty abi..??
it go end in tears..

I'm not a Chelsea fan, my moniker is clear

chinoonew09:
they don start again...must the big teams begin new season with penalty...? liverpool 2 penal,
liecester 2 penal
chelsit 1 penal...stil counting..
if na man u now..u go begin d hear penchester utd..
afonjaitus!

Na Manyu kind of penalty we dey talk? Small breeze blow, una don fall, next is penalty. Little touch of the finger, penalty. See your penalty ratio compared to other teams na. Penchester pipu

openmine:
There is a fdifference between an fictitious Penalty and a clear and obvious penalty!
My question to you is...were the two penalties awarded to liverpool undeserving of a spot kick?

leave dat one make he dey yarn dust na Manyu kind of penalty we dey talk?

GolDRoger:
If liverpool Can ship In 3Goals against a newly promoted team.
Then i fear for them dis season.
For dia backyard for that matter

those boys didn't play like a championship side na. Had a lot of versatility, Firepower. They will trouble teams

Truvel:
Shuuuuu, Na Leeds United Dey Tackle Liverpool Like Dis? 4 Anfield?

sorry you hear?

I fear who no fear Indians. So many weird things happening there. The thing come be like fried fish

Dedetwo:
Most Nigerians have expired sense of intellect. Are oblivious that tall photographers usually bend or stoop to snap.

pele intellectual guru. So, that height can capture a full portrait seamlessly without any aid? Snoop to snap in this digital age? Ode!

Tonylyte:
He is a very nice man. Very eloquent and intelligent. He was one time a photographer who was very committed to his job before he became the councillor of his ward.

photographer? He go dey climb ladder snap sha o

MzMercie:
Positive emotions bring possibilities, while negative emotions bring depression and failure.


But ehn, this oyinbo people dey risk their lives oo, close to 3hours inside ice box

na positive emotions push that Ibadan preacher into Lions den many years ago oo . He was devoured mercilessly

Bobotic:
In this cold weather here...... I cannot try such oh

no finish dat bread na! You stingy oo

Motovational Speaker Big Sister. Uncouth people dem

notoriousbabe:
yinmu!

wetin do your imu?

leaculpa:
She really carried his whole face and lips. Droopy eyes n all. She for take bambam cat eyes small na.
Fine girl.

those kids ain't loyal That's how my son looks like his dad all through, after 9months in my belly o Maybe I offend am sha

shaggy007:
If it was a pastor, it would still be stupid, right?

still stupid. Na everybody dey worship pastor or Imam?

Stupidity of the highest order. Mtcheew! Make dem dey anoint billboard for him while his opponent is campaigning endlessly. E go soon clear for their eyes

Estellie:
There should be signs of struggle in the room, convulsion and all of that.

That's what sniper does, right?

you are right jare. See the lady's arm on the guy's chest and the other hand on the suicide note. No form of struggling? They might be killed and made it look like it was suicide. Unfortunately, such forensic stuff are not investigated here. Abi Sniper na coke?

Zico5:
And Liverpool can still not afford to sign Tiago Alancatara. Shame! Shame!! Shame!!!

Alancatara? Which club does dat one play for again?

bluefilm:
My happiness be say, even after forming all the wokeness wey you sabi, you sef cannot fit try this kain rubbish for naija.

Shebi I lie?

It's not about being woke maifren! I'm a mother and do not dress this way but I don't go about trying to force my values down people's throats. I see many types of dressing I do not like but I mind my business

African values kee him dia! So, he couldn't look away? He will soon land in police custody if he doesn't mind his business as he would likely see many more of such dressing.

Eating food every month to 'foster unity'. Na wah o. It is just a kind of competition to me. What we do in churches these days is baffling. Some might even go out of their way to cook just because they do not want to be behind. Mr Festus' wife cooked jollof rice last month, My wife must cook fried rice. What happened to snacks? And it's not like you people are that bouyant. Mtcheew!

Pimpmaride:
God. Forbid..


After u beat us 4 bcox we beat u only 3..

We Messi fans rebuke u

hahaha! Forgive and forget nau. wetin una wan come do to Bayern?

Hoelujohn:
His monthly salary or a PhD certificate which would you prefer?

My God will punish Phd certificate

Just found out I am related to Messi's ancestors someone should epp me get to my distant cousin

eyeon:
As the thing pepper me so bad and I couldn't do anything to change the mindset of drivers, I had to bend. And even the bending don bend me.
N50 = N100.
N100 = N200.
N400 = N1,000(normal travel o)

Na mad people wey the thing no affect cos them don dey waka-waka from the origin of mad people.
The thing come dey do me like make I mad sef.

hahahaha! Mad na! lmao!

I can never substitute my man's rod for a hole, never! Kolewerk

Weldone doctors. Glory to God

The grass at the Camp Nou is no longer green, the Goat is moving elsewhere to eat fertile grass

Madibah:
So those names sounds sweet to you

Lmao! Hahahaha!

Wow! Just wow! Beht! How could they be calling those beautiful places 'villages'? I'd love to be a villager there o

Ahumanbeing:
Dirty piece of shit, you can't get a girl to genuinely love you so you use money to buy sex, you promised them 50k and because of that promise they've made a payment of 30k and you're talking about sex?
Useless piece of shit, go n bleep your mum cuz obviously you can't control your dick.
I pity the men who'll come and support you or call you a "man", you're just a whôre and you are a simpleton, aside that you're indecisive and dumb.

Jesu! Fatality! Lmao!

lukabewell:
Messi is now thinking right, he should go nd face another challenge from other leagues.

he has nothing to prove to anyone. At what age should he be looking for "new challenges"? He has done great for himself and if he leaves, it would be to enjoy his last years as a footballer, and not to prove anything