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ArmaniUhuru:
Car theft ko! Grand theft ni.

lol. Grand theft auto. My son loves the game die!

vincentjk:
I recall when my friend wouldn't agree with me that his so called "trusted & special" babe could cheat on him so we both agreed to put her to test.

He gave me her number. I called and kept on explaining to her how we once met some months back but I wasn't able to tell her what I felt for her bla bla bla (all lies but she bought all of them as most girls would if you play your cards well)

I'd call her everyday to keep her company then along the line, I chipped in the question we planned on asking her "do you have a boyfriend "?

She replied "I used to but we're no longer together" meanwhile all calls were recorded and sent to my guy through WhatsApp after each conversation

We fixed a date to meet and I convinced her not to wear trousers while coming, she didn't ask why only responded hmmm on phone lol

I won't tell what happened when she arrived buy kasala burst sha

Bia! You must conclude this o! Not when I was beginning to enjoy the gist. Wetin apun next? Heads break?
Tears flow? Be fast jare, and quote me o

vincentjk:
I recall when my friend wouldn't agree with me that his so called "trusted & special" babe could cheat on him so we both agreed to put her to test.

He gave me her number. I called and kept on explaining to her how we once met some months back but I wasn't able to tell her what I felt for her bla bla bla (all lies but she bought all of them as most girls would if you play your cards well)

I'd call her everyday to keep her company then along the line, I chipped in the question we planned on asking her "do you have a boyfriend "?

She replied "I used to but we're no longer together" meanwhile all calls were recorded and sent to my guy through WhatsApp after each conversation

We fixed a date to meet and I convinced her not to wear trousers while coming, she didn't ask why only responded hmmm on phone lol

I won't tell what happened when she arrived buy kasala burst sha

how can you not tell? You must tell us wetin happen thereafter o. When I'm beginning to enjoy the gist! This is Inconclusive! I will not take it!

Earlystar698:
Who's to be blame Abia Government Or ShopRite
Like for ShopRite
Share for Abia

at this stage that I quoted this, likes and shares are tied at 22. So, not shop right nor the government is to blame

Na wah o. Police brutality everywhere

Drakkernoir:
Are u really supporting what the first dude quoted?

I don't think you have kids, if u do, u would know that this dude hasn't cursed that guy enough yet...

I'm not sure you read what I wrote

She even still had her ring on. It is well

Burnt alive. Chai! People get heart o

Okay. Let us know when he starts using his toilet too

It is called lalaconda

Tenses:
As a father, I have blessed you in five different languages "may you not have a child of your own".

It's not a curse, it's a bless.

how can you say such thing? Are you God that gives children? I have heard of a nanny that flung a child to the wall cos she cried too much, so many instances. Not that I'm trying to exonerate the maid, never! I have children of my own, but it takes God's grace not to do something you'll regret when these kids start their wahala. The maid is too young to understand things about motherhood and how to care for babies when they begin to throw tantrums. May she rest in peace

Haaa! Aye maa nika o

Haaa!

Happy Anniversary Simi-Kunle

TRUSTEDGUY:
Guy you are right Dollars!!! Wenti be our budget.

I'm not a guy

AroleOduduwa2:
Funda is a gold digger and a home wrecker, she granted the interview so as to destabilize Alex's relationship, which she thinks will pave way for her.

Alex is just another stupid footballer, they never learn

Sardinia need to work on her body, she seem too relaxed

Sardinia is a place

TRUSTEDGUY:
This is serious but leave more questions than answers wenti concern CBN and lawyers. Wenti dem do way worth 53m naira?

not Naira, dollars. D.o.l.l.a.r.s

Daryldaro:
Liverpool is going down..deal with it.

going down to do what?

Daryldaro:
Liverpool is going down..deal with it.

going down to do what?

Gforce2015:
Vision 2070....watchout. you people are not going anywhere. we go die here...
No be nnamdi azikwe first start am. ? Struggling continue

Aluta continua

drizslim:
Soon the Sun will rise too!

Moral: In Biafra we Stand

na today sun dey rise?

Diego Simeone no cause world war o Messi: Which kain thing be this?

I thank God for them o. They are one of the couples I love, devoid of scandals. I pray their flame of love never dies

GOFRONT:
Why??

Did he tried to force Krest down the throat of anybody??

obviously you didn't read. Krest ko! Crush ni!

FuckAllTheMODs:
I think you were supporting Iran before.
You self don change gear (jump ship)

support who? I have not supported anyone since.

Gear don shift. E be like say these ones no dey fight war again o as they have asked their leader to resign. To USA, it is war in the enemies camp. Donald Trump right now...

What a way to die! May his soul and that of others rest in peace. I think he was a Ukranian-Nigerian tho cos an earlier thread mentioned the victims' nationality and Nigeria was not mentioned

itzprezy:
Like for Lagos
Share for abuja

54likes, 54 shares. I won't like or share, someone else should settle the scores

Xano:
Interesting.

Well, I just opened nairaland, found your post on my mention.

Lady, you are doing your best, your son is 14(according to you), he would not tell you what his thoughts are of his biological father.

To you he is past tense, it may not be to him. In his quiet time, he would remember of experiences with him.

In your home, instances would trigger thoughts of him. He may even search his name of FB or other social media.

In school, statements from fellow pupils or teachers would also trigger thoughts of him.

Always include him in every family fun time or discussion, as encourage your man to fully accept him as his own.

It's not easy for a man to fully accept over a number of years.

I know all that. He started asking when he was 12 or so. My dad called his dad(not to ask him to cater for our son nor bring anything but just for the boy to see his dad and be happy), he didn't pick. Called with my son's line severally, took some time before he answered. Said he'd go to dad's place to see our son, he didn't. My boy has stopped asking. I know it will be a pain in his heart but he'll get over it. As for his dad, the future is near, I'm waiting for him...

Bimpe29:
Liverpool seems not to be walking alone.

seems? We are not

sunshineV:
Fork u

e pain you

Iscoalarcon:
be very very afraid Mourinho will surely pack the bus and catch you guys olorilfc on the counter

you see now?