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gede7744: mowo

ok...make i come greet u??

Klare: I am staying in ikonga 4 ny exams can we see?

gede7744: what exams

G.c.e i guess

gede7744: mowo

ok..shey make i kom greet ya??

gede7744: d water melon- ve seen something like that here in nija. not that expensive

d apple- is it not d ones they are selling #50 at badagry round about?

d melon- ve not seen that b4

d pinneaple- very common in my state.


so why d hype

I tayar o..

Where in badagry do you stay?

ibizgirl: Na wahoo unprotected sex in these days when the major challenge is not even pregnancy, what about HIV, STD and all what not.

Answer question abeg joor

kalouis: I have been into masturbation for a while now the side effects are here i ready need advice how to tackle it...the effects are quick ejaculation,getting easily,weak erection,i come even at d sight of a ladies unclothedness _{I have been into masturbation for a while now the side effects are here i ready need advice how to tackle it...the effects are quick ejaculation,getting easily,weak erection,i come even at d sight of a ladies unclothedness} I have been into masturbation for a while now the side effects are here i ready need advice how to tackle it...the effects are quick ejaculation,getting easily,weak erection,i come even at d sight of a ladies unclothedness

*Find another outlet for your time and energy.
- Fill your life with engaging activities. The excitement of doing something different can help replace the urge to masturbate, and you'll have a go-to distraction next time you're tempted.

*Make a plan for avoiding masturbation during
your "go to" times of day.
-If you have problems before going to bed or in the shower, refrain from any temptation to masturbate. For instance, if it's a problem late at night, drop to the floor and do push-ups until you're too exhausted to do anything but fall
asleep. If you find shower time too tempting, start
using ice cold water only — you won't want to be in there for long.

*Limit your solitude.
-If you masturbate frequently because you feel lonely, find ways to be as socially engaged as possible. This means that you should join as many clubs or activities as you can, accept and
give more invitations to people, and go out of your
way to make more friends. If you want to date
someone, consider asking a friend to set you up or join an online dating site.

*Stop watching porn!
-One of the reasons you may be masturbating so much is that you know that you can access porn within seconds if you want to. However, if you don't have the willpower to stop looking at the porn on your own, then you may have to take other measures to get the job done. If you have a physical collection of porn, dispose of it ASAP.

*Be persistent and patient.
-Stopping a masturbation addiction won't hit you like a lightning bolt. It's a process that requires commitment, and you might make mistakes or relapse on occasions.
The real struggle is persevering, so commit now that you won't let little mistakes stand in your way.


Goodluck!

idc

jaylister: Kelly Roland who be 33-years-old now no reason the belle way she get, with her belle see the kind of exercise she dey do to make her strong gidigba. If you look her well you go see the shoe them dey call Nike Sneakers and Nike Cap nai she wear so with brazier way b like white o. the exercise she dey do so good for women way get belle o, if ur wife get belle abeg make sure she do tinz like dis, e go help her well well.

Source: http://jokebase..com/2014/08/look-at-what-kelly-roland-is-doing-even.html

So wetin kom apen?
Mehn...dis ish sef na news o
Abeg come seme border, come see as pregnant women deey do fayaworr.

marieolae: Guys nd yansh sha

Na nyanssh sure pass o but i dnt like it when its much cos there will problem with the passage...

krispycash: A man peeping from the right hand corner of the bed... trace the white cord or wire down to the opening by the mattress. .. he's black naija looking eye.... peeping through...

Correct!

zeemoore: Banega durling, asanwa, omalichanwa, fresh tomato jos, adanma, baby na sugar sugar, adanne, adaukwu , adaoma, ada di nma, ada ego, onye nkem
I wish you a happy birthday, my sweet girlie oo
May the good Lord bless you and all the works of your hands
May his favor rest on you
May he be with you in your going out and coming in
Amen

Amen

Giststv: Bad guy, Jim iyke caught having sex with an actress while on set of a movie
Click here to watch/download

It is not downloading..
pls o.p post the direct download link.. Thanks.

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Andyblaze:
I'm 30year male, i live abroad, i have a girl am dating
about 7months now, i have been trying all my best to
make her happy sometimes i take her to shopping
and give her some little money though not much
amount of money because money is not coming the
way it should. i love her so much why started to date
her was i have no gf i wanted a relationship that will
lead to marriage, but this girl chooses to abuse me in
front of her friends call me a poor man i do not have
money she ask me to leave her alone.unknowinly to
her i was into a business deals and God has done it
for me i still feel somethin for her but before then she
told me she have gotten a man who will take care of
her, this is nothing but the truth friends what should
i do to her now should i move on or look for her?





#BITG

This guy is crazy walahiyy with all his co-ck and bull stories..kai

Ashiritu! Lobatan

Kachisbarbie: Hehe. Not like it was bigggg, it just wasn't fitting my slim size + that's when I was in secondary sch. About 10yrs ago. Whr I go c d pic?? Maybe na all d bad tinx I do make am disappear...

Bad tinx keh??
Miku Midaran!
Wait first, bad tinx like?

rozzay: Nawa o anyway thank God for my very capable ukwu

I believe you die!!!
Capable indeed...
Atleast this one sef go fit do any style...*wink*

Kachisbarbie: Hahahahahahahhahaha. I no blame u @all.
I'm not assless na, I still gat sumtyn to hold onto na. My hips/ass na 39. I'm aiming @45 by d tym am done with child-bearing...lol

Pic of the butttt or idonblivit

Manchester United Sign Di Maria For Record
Fee Of £59.7 Million?? For wetin?
Na wao! e be lik sey una no sabi wetin una go use money take do.. Dairis God o. Abajo wey everybody wan become footballers...lol
Just joking

Btw
Thank God at last..
Na to dey groove dey go nnnw ni

idc

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29) Concept College/Universities (London) Ilorin or any of its campuses in Nigeria
30) Halifax Gateway University, Ikeja or any of its campuses in Nigeria
31) Kingdom of Christ University, Abuja or any of its campuses in Nigeria
32) Acada University, Akinlalu, Oyo State or any of its campuses in Nigeria.
33) Fifom University, Mbaise, Imo State or any of its campuses in Nigeria
34) Houdegbe North American University campuses in Nigeria.
35) Atlantic Intercontinental University, Okija, Anambra State
36) Open International University, Akure
37) Middle Belt University (North Central University), Otukpo
38) Leadway University, Ughelli, Delta State
39) Metro University, Dutse/Bwari, Abuja
40) Southend University, Ngwuro Egeru (Afam) Ndoki, Rivers State
41) Olympic University, Nsukka, Enugu State
42) Federal College of Complementary and Alternative Medicine, Abuja.
43) Temple University, Abuja
44) Irish University Business School London, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
45) National University of Technology, Lafia, Nasarawa State.
46) University of Accountancy and Management Studies, Mowe, Lagos – Ibadan
Expressway and its Annex at 41, Ikorodu Road, Lagos.
47) University of Education, Winneba Ghana, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
48) Cape Coast University, Ghana, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
49) African University Cooperative Development (AUCD), Cotonou, Benin Republic, operating anywhere in Nigeria.
50) Pacific Western University, Denver, Colorado, Owerri Study Centre.
51) Evangel University of America & Chudick Management Academic, Lagos
52) Enugu State University of Science and Technology (Gboko Campus)
53career Light Resources Centre, Jos
54)University of West Africa, Kwali-Abuja, FCT
55)Coastal Univversity, Iba-Oku, Akwa-Ibom State In addition to the closure, the following Degree Mills are currently undergoing
further investigations and/or ongoing court actions. The purpose of these actions
is to prosecute the proprietors and recover illegal fees and charges on subscribers. 1) National University of Nigeria, Keffi, Nasarawa State
2) North Central University, Otukpo, Benue State
3) Christ Alive Christian Seminary and University, Enugu
4) Richmond Open University, Arochukwu, Abia State.
5) West Coast University, Umuahia.
6) Saint Clements University, Iyin Ekiti, Ekiti State
7) Volta University College, Aba, Abia State.
Illegal Satellite Campuses of Ambrose Alli University. For the avoidance of doubt, anybody who patronises or obtains any certificate from any of these illegal institutions does so at his or her own risk. Certificates obtained from these sources will not be recognised for the purposes of NYSC, employment, and further studies. The relevant Law enforcement agencies have also been informed for their further necessary action.
* This list of illegal institutions is not exhaustive.

made of black

idc

nagode Op!.. Juma'h mubarak

moneybag100: June 27th, 2014
Albuquerque| A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period.

Linda Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a relationship for three weeks. She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call him, 24 hours a day,  on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop.

“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kilroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”

The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.

Source: http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/usa-woman-arrested-for-calling-her-ex-boyfriend-77-000-times-in-a-week/

story-for-the-gods

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Hmmm... My Great Dad(Major in the Nigerian Army).
Then, while i was still in sec. schl. If well i could remember, ss1.. I mistakenly hissed at him.. Mehn, i regretted being born in the military. He asked me to drop and give him 10. after i did the 10 he said..."I said give me 10" i said "I did!!" he said..."I didn't hear you count" Then there is "I want 10 good ones, get your butt down...or after i start the push up "face forward!" (push up are harder when you look forward). Eventually i pumped out as many good push ups as i was asked for...then he told me to switch to sit ups. Mehn..i felt like ripping off his head.