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Shalom too brother/sister may God bless you for me.

spartan117:
Shalom.

I spit on you back brother/sister. I don't really want to curse you. I want to make heaven and embrace our Lord Jesus Christ the only son of God. I am a true Christian. Forget other ones that are pretending to be one. Peace.

Twinkletwin:
blasphemy! Am a Muslim but I spit on you

Why are you calling me Satan while I'm against him. I've already accepted Jesus the true son of God. I'm here to preach the Gospel of our good Lord Jesus cos the end is near. Don't call me Satan brother, I want to see you in heaven on that day.

spartan117:
Silence Satan

What business does light have with darkness?

I've already received him and acting according to his will. It's like Born again Christians don't recognize one another these days

spartan117:
Receive Jesus into your life today and be saved. Tomorrow may be too late.

Amen. Thank you my fellow born again Christian, have you masturbated today? Not yet? Tell our good lord to guide you through. Can I get an Amen, brother.

Righteousness89:
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LORD JESUS Have Mercy on this young Man..
Rescue him from the pit of Destruction in JESUS NAME...

Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.

Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.

Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.

Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.

Paul : he invented porn

Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.

Daniel :He had sex with countless animals

Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.

Joshua : He likes to molest kids in orphanage.

Yahweh : He likes shaving his asshole for some gay actions

Jezebel : She handles our Lord's dickk very well..

Add yours (For Born again Christian's only)
Of course many of you would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible and you call yourself a good Christian. Shame on you. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace.

Gospel according to St. Luke. It shows that you don't read your Bible and you call yourself a Christian SMH.

lilfort:
gui wat is this

Mad people

The only true pastor in Nigeria. Others are useless and fake.

If masturbation is a sin, then why does Jesus masturbate all the time?
Why did he teach the people of Jesus how to masturbate very well?
Masturbation is not a sin. God approves it. In fact he encourages many pastors to do it but they are just shy thereby disobeying God.
If only you let the Holy Spirit guide you while reading the Bible, you would understand. Go and masturbate today. You will enjoy it more if you allow your father in heaven to guide you through it. Bye. Enjoy.

Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.
Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.
Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.
Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.
Paul : he invented porn
Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.
Daniel :He had sex with countless animals
Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.
Of course many of would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace

Do you know if your mom or sis is a prostitute?
Do you know if I've had sex with them in all my years of sexcapades? How would you know that?

Maximus69:
Love and adore!

How do you welcome someone who will like to love and adore your own

Mother
Sister or
Daughter

for being a PROSTITUTE?

Yeah I love and adore prostitutes. If that's what ur wondering.

Maximus69:
Your profile name is enough to help know the high regard you have for women!

Odumeje is better than all the pastors in Nigeria. You guys hate him cos he ridicules ur useless religion. But we atheists adore him. Don't play with the lion or else

Everybody knows that the Bible is filled with misogyny. Any feminist that says that she's a born again Christian is a confused person. They are both different. The Bible clearly subjugates women and some haven't read it.

Which God of chosen? Dey dia

Nwodosis:
The God of Chosen will suspend the church on air and never allow it to be eroded, it is all about Faith which Enugu State Development Authority has not got!

He must be joking. Corona humbled every religion.

The only difference between Odumeje and other pastors is because he doesn't speak good English. They are all the same crooks. Wonder why people who doesn't attend his churches feel they are better than people who go to him. You are all the same Sheeple. Nothing less.

Christ can kiss my black ass

Thelucifer666:
Oloshoman give your life to jesus

Market is very essential, people need to get what they will eat. But what is the use of church in this pandemic? It serves no purpose. They are only concerned with talking from you.

Market is very essential, people need to get what they will eat. But what is the use of church in this pandemic? It serves no purpose. They are only concerned with talking from you

What is it with religion and senselessness?

Yeah he's definitely being paid to shade apple products. MKBHD is my number one

Ovie56:
Unbox Therapy is the Butt cancer of tech reviewers on youtube apart from popular brands that he reviews for AD revenue other manufacturer pay him for good reviews, when Apple decide not to give him review units he started making videos like dont not buy the iphone whatever, in December last year he launched his own casing brand but what he did was he actually stole the form factor and the design of a case manufacturer that has sent their product for review a while back, that guy is very shady and is salty as fvck abt apple not working with him, im sure he's being paid ti review this phone.

Lewis Hilsenteger alongside Willy. One of best YouTube channels alongside MKBHD and ijustine

Premier league should do the same. Liverpool should not win this for the sake of humanity

Sorry but is her name Lynda?