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Person you're fornicating with is threatening to break up with you b'cos you didn't go to church. Premium comedy

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SultanOfPuna:
I think the mistake you made is to sit her down and talk.
That showed her you are weak. What you should have done is grab her booty.
That action alone will cover all that blah blah talk.

Op, women think different, youbsittingvher down treating her nice makes her know you are a simp. Thats why she yelled NO
It looked like you were begging her.
That why her head swell. U put her on a pedestal. It always backfires
What i do i brag her butt, look her in the eyes and tell you find her sexy. Uvwant to smash . Only swueezing her booty she gets the message. However she reacts is none of my business. I havd made my intentions clear.
If she agree ok if she disagree fine. I move
no time for sitting down to lecture her how i feel.
If she agree, Next step is to find a place or house where both of you will be alone. I guess at home you live with others thats why she wont wanna mess up her status in thst place.
What if she fucking and someone enter the house?

Beta ass males should be imprisoned

Which of the Gods bro

You could be lying for all we know

Her clock is ticking which also means that she is close to hitting the wall. she's willing to do anything to get married. Desperate chick

but how did you confirm that she's a virgin? Seeing that she loves you, you may as well go for it. Find hustle o. Which one be say she'll pay for everything. Make Dem no insult you in the future

Virgins are disgusting in bed. Poor hygiene

You're living my dream Life bro lol. Enjoy

YourFavorite21:
no bro , she lives in the next street close to mine, on her way home after work she had a flat tyre ,so I helped her to fix a spare tyre, we exchanged contacts ,and that was how we started

All for the gram

This is the Romance section of nairaland. Were you planning to romance the school or what?

Is she Hook up? If yes, please share location

YourFavorite21:
I don fvck 48 year old milf before sha.

I need to experience this. Where's the location?

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Haven had sex with many young ladies. Today I decided to quench my fantasy when I finally found one granny stepping out like she was going somewhere, I first thought she was the owner of the place until she asked me "Do you need something" with a wink...

I swallowed hard and replied "Can you do something?" She said "very well" na so we enter room.

She was tall and chubby, her room was nice not that dirty, she planted condom on my prick and I entered from the front, she was not that loosed as I was expecting, I was banging the Granny not MILF with full force and she later confessed that my prick is long and good..... I enjoyed her base on say that was my fantasy.


I was surprised as how an old woman like her will be doing that kind of job.... I shudder oooooo.


Have you had sex with an elderly person and what was your experience?

You literally asked him "why are you gay?"

Lies from twitter as usual

I see you've learned about narcissistic personality disorder. That's very good for empaths.

I'm suspecting the Dubai guy is an illiterate, lol. He is in for one hell of a ride, he's only gonna get used and discarded.

Narcissists are the worst kind of people lol.
Join quora/reddit. Never stop learning about narcissistis. You deserve better. Never allow them back in your life. Life as an empathic person can be very hurtful cos people tend to take advantage of you. Never stop learning, never let your guard down. My brief encounter with a narcissist got me learning about them. Happened almost 4 years ago but I still watch some videos on YouTube about personality disorders. Now I can detect them before they mark me.

Jesus was a Yahoo+gay man

Don't do it

You're so SIMPle

Lol, you should understand that while she's with you, she already knows your replacement.

People especially (Americans and Brits) are always fascinated by the french (their styles, culture, wine, food, language, cities especially (Monaco and Paris) etc

siofra:
Why??

What is special about the name?

Timothée Chalamet wouldn't be as popular if he was named simply Timothy. Great talent tho

He's a potential terrorist. Run

Just be pressing phone like I'm doing now, nothing special really. It's just a Saturday for me.

Na mumu dey marry

They don't have a real job cos they make enough from the gullible monkeys wey full naija. I still wonder how person go convince me to pay tithe every month. Money wey I go use help olosho life and orphans

Boss from hell

Enjoy now. Till the tears start flowing

And remember folks/fellas, women don't care about your struggles, they just wait at the finish line and pick the Man that made it... They don't really care about you, so don't give a shit about them either. Women are incapable of loyalty. Never forget that. They'll never love you for you, it's all about what you can provide and how you make them feel (at the moment)

Don't chase hoes/thots, Chase excellence.

My bucket list of sex
1. TOMBOY
2. ALBINO

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