No

I hate my wife

14

Any given day...Not necessarily Christmas

No stress

Hooking up>>>>Relationships

I laugh at people in relationships. The brutal endings dey give me Joy.

I'd like to harvest her

You're enjoying o. Infact I think it's better to contract STI than malaria. For the past 4 days I've been receiving treatment and I'm still very weak, dizzy and extremely tired. My head hurts, my eyes too. Been wearing face masks since.

With your STI you get to worry about your dick, but me, my entire body

You Saw all the signs and still went ahead with her...

I don't know why women do this in every family they enter. But she's cool with her own family coming over and not cool with yours. Very terrible. I can't even imagine any woman giving me such order... You mean my mom(who have been through hell for the family) and sisters (that I've known all my life)... I have to give them up for a stupid slut of a wife? Never.

I'd bury her in the backyard and file a missing person's report.

Jesus is the king of sex

You don't take your job seriously and if I was your superior, I'd sack the living daylight out of you. Fucking imbecile_

LoL
This one never wake up.
The earlier you realize that they are all hypergamists the better for you. You should know that while she's with you, she's also looking out for the best bigger deal out there. You still want the girl for yourself only? LoL trust me she doesn't care how you feel.

Exactly the man na mumu man

DaddyRochie1642:
This is some skilled sort of manipulation.

She's giving him the impression that he's the air that she breathes and can't do without him and the man head will be swollen when he gets to the office.

Only for her to signal the side guy when the cost is truly clear


With this action of hers of always shedding steady tears when he wants to go to work, she has already won his trust over.

I wonder if those same tears will be flowing if it was a struggling guy

You better let her go... LoL, if I ever find out that any woman I'm with is entertaining the thought of being with another person (just thinking about it) I'd let her go, I'm not some kind of an option, I can't make you a top choice and be your option a/b nah, never. I've worked so hard to be high valued... You can go on and be with her if you don't know your worth. Bye

Adulterous Couple. Lock them up!

She'll still go back to him even if she sees a man that treats her like a princess. She'll still go for the rugged one. Don't take these broads seriously anymore

It's an auto-correct stuff generated by the founders of nairaland.
Whenever you type "fuck_" without adding any special characters to it, it will automatically be transmitted to bleep

Same thing goes for"whore_" = Love peddler.
Threesome_ = Party

All the foreign forums I'm in (quora, reddit, imgur)etc don't even give a damn about that, but holier than thou hypocritic Nigerians and their stupid energy.

There are other ways to apologize to women, Never say, "I'm sorry" to them, they don't wanna hear that. Trust me.

Food -Travel -Sex -Sleep.
In that order

Nope, it don't

Thief

but why is Jesus present when I'm ravaging a kpekus? Don't he have some better thing to do?

Very wicked people

So SIMPle

Audu Ogbe ara

Very local people

All these excuses just cos you're simping

and it's not worth it.

Clout chasing bitch