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Romance / Re: "OMOH YAHOO BOYS WAN COLLECT OUR GIRLFRIENDS FINISH O" - Echofe Special by OloshoMan: 10:01am On Feb 11, 2022
Hypergamy doesn't Care. She even gave her phone and account number to the yahoo boy and that means she's interested. Sooner or later she'll leave this boy.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Accept That My Girlfriend Has A Child? by OloshoMan: 9:40pm On Feb 10, 2022
This relationship will not last, Walk away if you feel you don't want to be with her. She was honest with you, so please if you feel you cannot be with her after learning about this just let her go.

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Romance / Re: Help, My Roommates Hate Me So Much Because Of My Looks. What Can I Do? by OloshoMan: 3:10pm On Feb 10, 2022
You should leave that room ASAP, they might poison you out of jealousy.

What's sup,do you stay in ifite?
Romance / Re: She Blocked Me On Whatsapp by OloshoMan: 9:36am On Feb 10, 2022
Wtf is wrong with you? Don't you know when you're being used?

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Romance / Re: Just Confused by OloshoMan: 11:11am On Feb 08, 2022
Women in their 20s- I want to date a bad boy, good guys are boring

Women in their 30s- Where are all the good guys are?

You people created monsters and I'm here for it.
When I look back at my SIMPing duys, I just laugh and sometimes annoyed for the good gentle man I was.

Thanks to YouTube content creators for teaching me the female nature. I swear we all need a strong male figure in our lives.
The amount of Chicks looking for marriage I've tossed... Oh my! Y'all ain't seen nothing yet. We niggas were good at some point in our lives. You made a monster. Let the games continue.

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Crime / Re: I Slept With My Mother For Money Ritual” – Boy Affirms He Does The Unthinkable F by OloshoMan: 5:14pm On Feb 06, 2022
Seriously, what the hell is going on here!!

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Family / Re: My Wife Wanted To Commit Suicide Because I Asked Her To Show Me Her Phone by OloshoMan: 5:34pm On Feb 05, 2022
You're the weakest mangina in the world. You can't negotiate attraction. From your old posts it seems she married you for financial security and I'm sure you're not even attractive

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Romance / Re: How Do Women Cope With Aging stigma? by OloshoMan: 5:24pm On Feb 05, 2022
Men age like wine, women age like milk

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Romance / Re: Man Gives His Bae A Hot Sl#p Before Proposing To Her In Abuja by OloshoMan: 5:20pm On Feb 05, 2022
Bro which style be this grin
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Once Turned You Down For Your Best Friend? by OloshoMan: 3:10pm On Feb 05, 2022
You'll be stupid to accept her advances. It shows you don't value yourself and can accept anything.

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Romance / Re: “most ‘miracles’ You See On TV Or Crusades Are Staged” – Fr. Kelvin Ugwu by OloshoMan: 3:21pm On Feb 04, 2022
But who doesn't know that. You're gonna be on another level of dumbness not to know
Romance / Re: Ladies, When You’re Staring At Cute Guys What Runs Through Your Mind? by OloshoMan: 7:40pm On Feb 03, 2022
Seriously, why don't you losen up and let a man dig your guts out
Iyaebe:
Mine is usually "what's he feeling like" and I keep a very fierce and unapproachable look so that he'll never get the slightest idea that I noticed his handsome look.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Lacks Patience. by OloshoMan: 4:08pm On Feb 02, 2022
Imagine the entitlement.

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Romance / Re: Who Is To Be Blamed by OloshoMan: 7:01am On Feb 02, 2022
Wifing up a single mother is like paying for a crime you didn't commit or continuing another person's saved game instead of clicking on"New game".

No matter what you do in that relationship, the child always comes first, and he/she is not even your kid, which makes it worse. The kid could be a rough one and you can't even do anything about it without the mother interfering, even under your roof the kid will always come first to her Even before the relationship you having with her. You can't even discipline the child whenever he misbehaves, You can't even make rules in your house. You're (SIMP) just there to provide for her and that's the only purpose you're gonna serve. And no matter how hard you try, that pussy will always belong to the baby daddy. She'll always be there whenever he calls. Don't you ever forget that.

The ranking of people in her Life:
-Her child
-Her baby daddy(the man who imprinted her psychologically and mentally)
-Her friends
-Her pet (cat/dog) if she has any
-You (The Beta male provider/The SIMP without self worth)

I ain't getting with a single mother except that baby daddy dies in a horrible ghastly crash, that way I know she for real. Bye.

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Romance / Re: Pastor Michael Onoyume Accused Of Impregnating Married Woman In Sapele by OloshoMan: 5:32am On Feb 02, 2022
Bruhh this is why I want to be a pastor. So many kpekus in the house of the lord

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Fashion / Re: Lady Cried As Laser Treatment To Remove Tribal Mark Left Worse Scars by OloshoMan: 2:57pm On Jan 31, 2022
She's pretty even with it or am I just thirsty

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Celebrities / Re: 5 Top Harry Potter Cast Who Have Died (Photos) by OloshoMan: 12:37pm On Jan 31, 2022
Made my childhood experiences better. I'm going to miss Helen in peaky blinders too

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Fallen Soldiers Made Supreme Sacrifice For Nation’s Unity by OloshoMan: 10:22am On Jan 31, 2022
Your mother's pussy is sagged. I'll soon dump her so that you and your brothers Will enjoy her once more b4 she dies
asanausana91:
your name really describe your mother.
Romance / Re: Why Did She Rejected Me; Fear Or Delay by OloshoMan: 9:51am On Jan 31, 2022
How do you play the game?
GoodHardDick:
If this is a true story, then you're a SIMP angry

Never tell a woman your feelings, play the game smart and bang her, telling her you like, blah blah blah and all those rubbish is a total waste of time.

OP, you're just beating around the bush. Bang that woman and move on.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Cries Over Death Of Her Loved One by OloshoMan: 1:34pm On Jan 29, 2022
Emotional damage
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Advice Me On This Issue. by OloshoMan: 5:39pm On Jan 26, 2022
That dude has imprinted her emotionally. Nothing y'all can do about it.
Romance / Re: A Better Understanding Of The Type Of Women I Dislike by OloshoMan: 5:20pm On Jan 26, 2022
Waiting for Fernandez who always think from her watery guts

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Romance / Re: Man Angry With Girlfriend. She Had Sex With Someone Else by OloshoMan: 5:27am On Jan 24, 2022
Idiot simp

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Romance / Re: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by OloshoMan: 4:42pm On Jan 23, 2022
Why would anyone wanna get married, like what's in it for men?
Romance / Re: I Wasn't Good Enough For Her by OloshoMan: 4:33pm On Jan 23, 2022
Beta male bitch mindset. She doesn't want you, why tf should you care? What about the other bitches in your rotation? Move tf on nigga

She emotionally imprinted you, why tf would you let that happen? You should have imprinted her instead. Bitches never get over an ex that imprinted them. Man tf up and stop giving a fuck_

Nigga she doesn't care!! Hypergamy doesn't care!!

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Romance / Re: What's The 'baddest' Advice You've Seen On The Romance Section Of Nairaland? by OloshoMan: 4:47am On Jan 23, 2022
Well, I see no lies
BadRadio:

That's should be"

"STOP BEING TOO NICE TO WOMEN, THEY ARE WIRED TO EXPLOIT THE NICE GUYS, FINANCIALLY, PHYSICALLY, EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY, YET GIVE THE COOKIE JAR TO THE BAD GUYS THAT TREATS THEM BADLY"

This should be the worst advice I ve seen on Nairaland since 2005grin
Romance / Re: Is This Normal?? by OloshoMan: 9:59pm On Jan 22, 2022
Me too, once you get the scope to lamba them and chop, update me bro.
Flahyuq:



Seriously bro
I thought I'm not normal o
Girls of my age don't interest me any longer
These days,i feel for older women...preferably 30-40years
I haven't lashed one yet but I'm looking forward

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by OloshoMan: 9:53pm On Jan 22, 2022
She's getting it elsewhere. Simply move on from her and get another. #AbundanceMindset No time to waste

Seriously, why would anyone be with a woman who doesn't want to have sex with them?

Kill that scarcity mindset.

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Romance / Re: Is This Normal?? by OloshoMan: 9:51pm On Jan 22, 2022
It is normal bro, we're about the same age but I hardly feel anything for girls my age. I'm more attracted to MILFS. How do you even approach those older ladies sef b4 there pikin beat me up. I dey even get weird fetishes most times like I want to lash them and have their grown kids watch how I ravaged their mama kpekus, I swear it turns me on. I've had sex with someone older than my mother but it was just hook-up.

PS- I don't do it for money. I just enjoy it.

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Is One Hell Of An Addiction by OloshoMan: 8:31am On Jan 21, 2022
3/365
Damn bro, what keeps you going?
I need little push

Ps. I'm not religious
Flahyuq:
30/365 cheesy
Romance / Re: Masturbation Is One Hell Of An Addiction by OloshoMan: 4:54am On Jan 20, 2022
Day 2/365

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