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Science/Technology / Re: Picture Of Africa From Space: By ESA Satellite by olowo200: 8:45am On Aug 10, 2012
I need full meaning into this why is west africa region greenish white and the other region brownish i need geographer with interpretation .
Jokes Etc / Re: The Adventures Of Akpan by olowo200: 12:58pm On Aug 05, 2012
Lmfao the guy try i don laugh hit my head for wall pls continue jare i don't mind d bad belle i gbaadun u
Politics / Re: Senator Obiahagbon On D Death Of Presidnt John Atta Mills by olowo200: 8:36pm On Jul 28, 2012
I don't know why u dey hail the senator each time he come out with his idiotic grammar last time i check his so called grammar in the dictionary most of it didn't even exist or maybe he has his own dictionary design only for his kind of stupid english
Politics / Re: FG Prepares To Takeover Lagos-ibadan Road Re-development by olowo200: 7:38pm On Jul 28, 2012
Lagos and Ibadan express way as it is called is an avenue for generating money into their own pocket by any work and housing minister d construction as been on since shagari regime just tell the person in power that u needed money to construct d road create a bogus construction company once the money is paid tell the contractor to just patch patch d road and u have will have enough money spend that road will still be like that in twenty yrs time
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Joke: Harry The Smart Boy by olowo200: 8:57pm On Jul 20, 2012
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Very intelligent Harry i think he should sit for jamb
Jokes Etc / Re: Can U Imagine by olowo200: 2:00pm On Jul 20, 2012
Very funny indeed so u don't know what to do than to come and report nothing person no go see on nairaland next time u go tell us when ur bra is too big 4 u or that u just buy new g-string
Politics / True Meaning Of Nigeria Coat Of Arms Reveal by olowo200: 3:54pm On Jul 15, 2012
If u look closely at the Nigeria coats of arms you will see that the problem of this country is even reveal in is coat of arms only people fail to notice lets look at it more closely together since the northern people are represent by the eagle the southwest people and southeast people are represent by the two white horse on each side of the map look closely and try to imagine what the two horses are really doing in the real sense and the eagle,to me i think the two horses and the one lifting Nigeria up why the eagle is just there reaping the reward eating on the mature harvest where it did not sow case of horse dey work eagle dey chop and if anything bad should happen to Nigeria carry by the two horse what do u think the eagle will do fly away of course it has got nothing to lose,look closely in very establishment in Nigeria this is the case since independent or should i say since 1914.

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Food / Re: Picture Of Our Favourite Biscuit Of Childhood by olowo200: 11:13pm On Jul 13, 2012
Just take the 1st one in the pics with a chilled bottle of coke and your day is made good old days

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Computers / Re: How Do I Browse On My Laptop With My GLO BIS Plan..pls by olowo200: 8:56am On Jul 01, 2012
If you have the setting post it here now what are you waiting for many people will benefit
Jokes Etc / Re: >>some Funny Facts About *p$quare* by olowo200: 4:40pm On Jun 22, 2012
Creative nice
Business / Nokia Scammer Alerts by olowo200: 5:59am On Jun 22, 2012
Have you ever received an e-mail from nokia claiming that nokia is is giving out 16 million pound sterling for is anniversary and that you have won 500million pound you don't have to look any further before u know is a fraud.
1) A company that is giving out 16million can't pay for the little charges of DhL to deliver your bank cheque from U.K.
2)They are not responsible for you to come to U.K to claim your so called winning money how much will it cost them to get you a visa remember you are now a millionaire and it should not be difficult for them getting you a visa.
3)They tell you to keep your winning to yourself so that wise people will not advice you to desist from it.
A word is enough for the wise be warned,I have spoken.
Jokes Etc / Re: Discrimination by olowo200: 9:33pm On Jun 16, 2012
Help tell them someone that find time to write something to make others laugh should be giving the kudos they deserved the group of people know themselves who know nothing than to write derogatory remarked about a good intention they are the destroyer who never plan something good but only to destroy with there mouth woe unto you.
Jokes Etc / Re: Yoruba Ladies! by olowo200: 8:39pm On Jun 16, 2012
And so doing what are they kneeling for themselves or the machine what is strange about this.
Culture / Re: Where Is Oduduwa Really From? by olowo200: 1:59am On Jun 16, 2012
From the epic film on oduduwa he was coming from a well developed kingdom when the ife people find him it is true that some people are on the land but they are primitive oduduwa was potrailed in that film as an arab very tall and handsome and knowledgeable for example it was he who taught them how to turn cotton plant into clothe by making a small wooden machine which he use in wooving the cotton together to made what yoruba people called aso-oke now in that film the ife people used leaf to cover there privates

it must be assume then that he was made king due to his knowledge and he was also a good warrior because he help them to conquer some invaders too all in all I think the yoruba believe he was an arab man.
Jokes Etc / Re: Money Spirit (egbere)*Pic* by olowo200: 2:39pm On Jun 15, 2012
Na smal pickin i will beat him and collect the money.
Jokes Etc / God This Is Too Much. by olowo200: 8:14am On Jun 15, 2012
My cousin once went to a church revival the place was over crowded because the man of God was very popular then,so the church was jammed parked with people, is prayer time now,
Pastor - This year is your year ask God what u want u shall receive.
Cousin -God i want to buy land , i want motor bless me lord just then some one fart somewhere and the room was polluted with this unpleasant odour and remember the place was jammed

packed so my cousin was very uncomfortable and she didn't want to missed the prayer points so she continue thinking the smell will reduce,when the smell refused to go this is how she prayed
Pastor- You are entering ur glory pray
Cousin - God this smell is too much for me help me so that it doesn't suffocate me,God is too much I need u to deliver me.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Beliefs We Had When We Were A Kid by olowo200: 7:29am On Jun 15, 2012
If u ask the adult then where do baby come from not to corrupt our little mind they told us from the stomach it then passed through the navel, no mention of the major female organ.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Wonder Kid Born In Badagry. by olowo200: 8:59pm On Jun 14, 2012
I think the english is simple enough why is the kid not a wonder kid a baby that did not need to be circumsise at all because the foreskin in his manhood as been removed from above show me a kid in the bible or koran that was born like that even all the great prophets were circumcised some na only to abuse and pidgin dey sabi maybe i should have taken it to religious section.
Nairaland / General / Wonder Kid Born In Badagry. by olowo200: 10:03am On Jun 14, 2012
A special child was born in Badagry on a special date 6/6/2012 circumcised at birth to an imam from katsina make me wonder what is this world turning to as he been using his joystick where he is coming from.
Politics / Re: M.K.O Abiola Could Have Been Nigerian Worst President. by olowo200: 12:38am On Jun 14, 2012
All I know is that mko didn't cut out as a good politician a man who didn't know is friends from his enemy he can't read people minds talkless of their faces ,he failed to notice that Babangida & Abacha were not his friend i doubt it if he would have made a good president ,I quite agree with u to some extent but I don't know about selling Nigeria to western world.
Jokes Etc / Re: Two Friendz by olowo200: 11:33pm On Jun 13, 2012
Yeah funny u tried keep it up.
Jokes Etc / I Dont Want Amen. by olowo200: 8:55pm On Jun 12, 2012
A xtian couple has two daughter age 5 & 3 namely praise-God and Alleluyah,one day a neighbour call alleluyah and told her that she should tell her mummy to born another child and name it amen so it would be praise God alleluyah and Amen.
The little girl seem happy so she told her mother who told her to tell her father, the girl told her father this is what the father told her you want amen if u want amen instead of bisciut u will be taking kulikuli to school since we shall have to divide ur food into 2 for u and amen and I will have to change ur school from kings and queens nursery & primary to pako community primary school everything u have will have to be share between u and amen, do u still want amen she said no,since then each time alleluyah sees the neighbour she will run and shout I don't want amen before she advice her again.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Are Girls Really Good At? by olowo200: 2:44pm On Jun 12, 2012
Giving sex ask the homo they will tell u women are create for sex any other skill they acquire is an added advantage that's why the world respect some few women who did.
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Pako Girls Are More Beautiful Than Ajebo Girls by olowo200: 2:20pm On Jun 12, 2012
I don't think i agree with u on this all this pako area u mention if will count like 10 girls all of the 10 can't be ugly it will 5:5 or 6 beautiful 5 ugly this ajebo school u refer to is not all of them too that are beautiful infact the will be 4 beauty to 6 ugly I'm talking from experience try do some research and see for yourself.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Dana Air Recruits by olowo200: 11:26am On Jun 11, 2012
Move it to joke section it can only fit in as a joke.
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Romance / Why Is It That Pako Girls Are More Beautiful Than Ajebo Girls by olowo200: 7:41am On Jun 11, 2012
I have been wondering or is it only me please I need more verification on this,my friend once date a girl if you see the beauty of this girl but can u believe there house was made of this corrugated iron sheet way back then in the 90th in mushin area,but most ajebo babes i have met if they don't have pimples on their face will have bad set of teeth or too fat something will just be wrong with them I'm talking on the majority I didn't say all.
Jokes Etc / Re: Collection Of Funny Pics by olowo200: 7:17pm On Jun 08, 2012
Check this wonder of God

Jokes Etc / Re: Romantic Flight by olowo200: 5:59pm On Jun 08, 2012
Stupid post u think this is funny
Politics / Re: FAAN Official Saved Me, Ben Bruce (from Dana Plane) – Uranta by olowo200: 5:30pm On Jun 08, 2012
I knew that so many people who say the plain is faulty can't be wrong and that their foolish director think he can fool us by claiming that the plane is in good condition I don't know what other evidence this GEJ need to clamp all there directors in jail so many witness.

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