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I need full meaning into this why is west africa region greenish white and the other region brownish i need geographer with interpretation .

Lmfao the guy try i don laugh hit my head for wall pls continue jare i don't mind d bad belle i gbaadun u

I don't know why u dey hail the senator each time he come out with his idiotic grammar last time i check his so called grammar in the dictionary most of it didn't even exist or maybe he has his own dictionary design only for his kind of stupid english

Lagos and Ibadan express way as it is called is an avenue for generating money into their own pocket by any work and housing minister d construction as been on since shagari regime just tell the person in power that u needed money to construct d road create a bogus construction company once the money is paid tell the contractor to just patch patch d road and u have will have enough money spend that road will still be like that in twenty yrs time

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Very intelligent Harry i think he should sit for jamb

Very funny indeed so u don't know what to do than to come and report nothing person no go see on nairaland next time u go tell us when ur bra is too big 4 u or that u just buy new g-string

If u look closely at the Nigeria coats of arms you will see that the problem of this country is even reveal in is coat of arms only people fail to notice lets look at it more closely together since the northern people are represent by the eagle the southwest people and southeast people are represent by the two white horse on each side of the map look closely and try to imagine what the two horses are really doing in the real sense and the eagle,to me i think the two horses and the one lifting Nigeria up why the eagle is just there reaping the reward eating on the mature harvest where it did not sow case of horse dey work eagle dey chop and if anything bad should happen to Nigeria carry by the two horse what do u think the eagle will do fly away of course it has got nothing to lose,look closely in very establishment in Nigeria this is the case since independent or should i say since 1914.

Just take the 1st one in the pics with a chilled bottle of coke and your day is made good old days

If you have the setting post it here now what are you waiting for many people will benefit

Creative nice

Have you ever received an e-mail from nokia claiming that nokia is is giving out 16 million pound sterling for is anniversary and that you have won 500million pound you don't have to look any further before u know is a fraud.
1) A company that is giving out 16million can't pay for the little charges of DhL to deliver your bank cheque from U.K.
2)They are not responsible for you to come to U.K to claim your so called winning money how much will it cost them to get you a visa remember you are now a millionaire and it should not be difficult for them getting you a visa.
3)They tell you to keep your winning to yourself so that wise people will not advice you to desist from it.
A word is enough for the wise be warned,I have spoken.

Help tell them someone that find time to write something to make others laugh should be giving the kudos they deserved the group of people know themselves who know nothing than to write derogatory remarked about a good intention they are the destroyer who never plan something good but only to destroy with there mouth woe unto you.

And so doing what are they kneeling for themselves or the machine what is strange about this.

From the epic film on oduduwa he was coming from a well developed kingdom when the ife people find him it is true that some people are on the land but they are primitive oduduwa was potrailed in that film as an arab very tall and handsome and knowledgeable for example it was he who taught them how to turn cotton plant into clothe by making a small wooden machine which he use in wooving the cotton together to made what yoruba people called aso-oke now in that film the ife people used leaf to cover there privates

it must be assume then that he was made king due to his knowledge and he was also a good warrior because he help them to conquer some invaders too all in all I think the yoruba believe he was an arab man.

Na smal pickin i will beat him and collect the money.

My cousin once went to a church revival the place was over crowded because the man of God was very popular then,so the church was jammed parked with people, is prayer time now,
Pastor - This year is your year ask God what u want u shall receive.
Cousin -God i want to buy land , i want motor bless me lord just then some one fart somewhere and the room was polluted with this unpleasant odour and remember the place was jammed

packed so my cousin was very uncomfortable and she didn't want to missed the prayer points so she continue thinking the smell will reduce,when the smell refused to go this is how she prayed
Pastor- You are entering ur glory pray
Cousin - God this smell is too much for me help me so that it doesn't suffocate me,God is too much I need u to deliver me.

If u ask the adult then where do baby come from not to corrupt our little mind they told us from the stomach it then passed through the navel, no mention of the major female organ.

I think the english is simple enough why is the kid not a wonder kid a baby that did not need to be circumsise at all because the foreskin in his manhood as been removed from above show me a kid in the bible or koran that was born like that even all the great prophets were circumcised some na only to abuse and pidgin dey sabi maybe i should have taken it to religious section.

A special child was born in Badagry on a special date 6/6/2012 circumcised at birth to an imam from katsina make me wonder what is this world turning to as he been using his joystick where he is coming from.

All I know is that mko didn't cut out as a good politician a man who didn't know is friends from his enemy he can't read people minds talkless of their faces ,he failed to notice that Babangida & Abacha were not his friend i doubt it if he would have made a good president ,I quite agree with u to some extent but I don't know about selling Nigeria to western world.

Yeah funny u tried keep it up.

A xtian couple has two daughter age 5 & 3 namely praise-God and Alleluyah,one day a neighbour call alleluyah and told her that she should tell her mummy to born another child and name it amen so it would be praise God alleluyah and Amen.
The little girl seem happy so she told her mother who told her to tell her father, the girl told her father this is what the father told her you want amen if u want amen instead of bisciut u will be taking kulikuli to school since we shall have to divide ur food into 2 for u and amen and I will have to change ur school from kings and queens nursery & primary to pako community primary school everything u have will have to be share between u and amen, do u still want amen she said no,since then each time alleluyah sees the neighbour she will run and shout I don't want amen before she advice her again.

Giving sex ask the homo they will tell u women are create for sex any other skill they acquire is an added advantage that's why the world respect some few women who did.

I don't think i agree with u on this all this pako area u mention if will count like 10 girls all of the 10 can't be ugly it will 5:5 or 6 beautiful 5 ugly this ajebo school u refer to is not all of them too that are beautiful infact the will be 4 beauty to 6 ugly I'm talking from experience try do some research and see for yourself.

Move it to joke section it can only fit in as a joke.

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I have been wondering or is it only me please I need more verification on this,my friend once date a girl if you see the beauty of this girl but can u believe there house was made of this corrugated iron sheet way back then in the 90th in mushin area,but most ajebo babes i have met if they don't have pimples on their face will have bad set of teeth or too fat something will just be wrong with them I'm talking on the majority I didn't say all.

Check this wonder of God

Stupid post u think this is funny

I knew that so many people who say the plain is faulty can't be wrong and that their foolish director think he can fool us by claiming that the plane is in good condition I don't know what other evidence this GEJ need to clamp all there directors in jail so many witness.