₦airaland Forum

tranxo:
Guys, first of all have it embossed in your brains that not all chases end with kills. So, keep the chase alive for about 3 weeks, MAKING SURE she knows you are on her case, then slam her with the silent treatment. If she is interested, she will find a way to revive conversation btw you two. Be patient, it may take her 2 months to turn around (yes some girls can be that confused and stubborn).

Use the gap to initiate another chase elsewhere.

Rhapsodi:
lol! Every one has his motives for been in a relationship from wat am seeing urs happen 2 be sex. Mine is beyond dat weda left over or not NOTE: we all have stories 2 tell (past)

Emerite:
still not getting it..why is your brain still this numb?.if a girl should follow a guy for his money why then will a bitch swap CR7 for Balotelli?..Why do you still see a girl crying over that uncaring dude that has nothing while there're many guys offering her cars..One advice for you my brother.. keep spending on women and keep being deprived of what you crave lol..life is sweet!

MayflowerB:
Showing her txt msgs from Other gurls just to make yourself look hot nd important
OR
Bragging abt hw hot ur ex girlfriend is and hw she is begging to have u back

Exjoker:
Now I got what you are up to...I misunderstood you

chibwike:
Lol....bro please i need ur votes in the ongoing Mr NL contest..thanks alot

cc150615:
in ur wildest dreams, ur spew no reach to get me pregnant, it's too watery, I see it from ur retarded speech

Exjoker:
Busy body. Don't be a hater bro, we can never have everything in common you know

cc150615:
your short sightedness baffles me tho.... kids everywhere on nl

Rhapsodi:
Yea its very true, cos wen real love is involve it comes from the heart, so ur feelings and emotion won't let u have sex nt even think of it. Am in such a relationship

chibwike:
Yeah, i can't sleep with a girl i truely love...
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Pals i need ur votes in the ongoing Mr NL 2014. God bless you as you do so.

www.nairaland.com/chibwike

ebdib:
Hahahaha.
Someone saying another person is illiterate just typed 'are you a illiterate'
Nairaland is too funny man.
Kai.

Balkan:
God why did you create me with this Abbokis in the this country.
what will now happen if this animals become president of this country?
yorubas think! think!! think!

I know yorubas to be smart. please think deeper

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......But I no still happy Sha, I hate been a loser.....But in dis case I think I feels good to loose... Lol

Buoyantic:
No girl has ever said NO inshut dey do the toasting while I select..mind u I love thick girls with big bossom and blumblum *ass* if u don't have this,I kick your flat ass outta my sight

okosodo: Let them capture the full north. It is up to hausa muslims to stop supporting boko haram and start fighting them before it is too late. They are only destroying thier future

Warlord3000: Whether he is involved with BH or not.. The fact is that lives were Lost in the attack..

Which shouldn't be so.. And the culprits should be apprehended and punished..

End of discussion

ebdib: Putin upholds christian faith?
My God I don't want to be a Christian then.
If Christianity means supporting a child killer in Syria
If Christianity means shooting down innocent men women and children in a plane

Jesus would be ashamed of you.
You pathetic blasphemer.
Christians like you are all over Nigeria. Destroying the country with your ill version of Christianity.

ebdib: You are a compound dunce
You think this is about the west.
You think everything going on in Russia has to have a correlation to the west.

This is about the freedom of people to protest against bad laws in their country.
They're being stifled you're here praising Putin. Dunce.

Go to Russia and see if the same Putin you're praising won't dump you in a gulag for being a black man.
Nonsense.

Tomorrow now you'll queue at the embassy of America hustling for visa.

Sweetlemon: We hear them all the time. These are things our big sisters, aunts, and mothers drum into our heads while growing up. Now all grown up, spiritual mentors keep warning us about them in our fellowships, church/mosque services, etc. But all my almost 30 years on earth has shown me a lot of realities.

Disclaimer: This article is in no way whatsoever against waiting till marriage for sex. It only separates fantasy from facts. If you want to remain a virgin till marriage please do. If you want to stop having sex till marriage, please do.

1. A Man Will Love You More After Marriage/ A Man Will Marry You Only If He Loves You:

Ha! Mbanu! A man (even women) doesn't love his wife more after marriage. Why? Marriage is an eye opener, it is after marriage that you know EXACTLY who you have married. If it turns out you married the right person for you, then the loves grows, but if it turns out to be one chance, OYO l' wa.
Do not marry a man that doesn't love you. This is because the bitter truth is that Many men do not marry for love. Many marry because they need a helper. Because their parents are on their necks, for traditional titles/more respect in the society, even for business purposes. So don't get all mushy and swept off your feet just yet just because one guy just proposed to you.
Always remember this, getting married is a destination. Keeping your marriage is a whole new never ending journey. Do not confuse the two of them.

2. A Man Will Respect/Love You More When You Make Him Chase You Longer:

This one is a very popular myth my mum was always singing into our ears *rolls eyse*. I have this cousin who had this toaster that was on her case for about five years, we were all "aww", "eh ya this guy really means it" etc. But immediately they had sex, his behavior towards her changed. I have heard of relationships that started with sex on the first date that led to marriage.
See, my sisters, a man that will love you will love you. When a man really enjoys having sex/making out with you, you are already half way there. You just need to work on other areas such as his likes, interests, etc. I'm not saying you should open leg like remote-controlled TV o. Just be yourself and allow your intuition and body chemistry guide and guard you. Don't set any time, let things flow naturally. What will be must be.
Chikena!

3. A Man Will Marry You If You Refuse Sex Till Marriage:

Like seriously! Na only you waka come? Na only you get toto? Puleeeze! A man doesn't marry just because he wants sex! He can get sex anywhere. You hear me so? Anywhere! It doesn't have to be from you! Let's even look at it this way, fine you hold out till marriage, after finally getting it after marriage what next? Is it your toto that will sustain the marriage? You must be a learner! I know some unhappily married women who married as virgins. I know some bad girls who married men most virgins dream of.
Like I said earlier, A man that wants to marry you will marry you.

4. If A Man Loves You He Won't Want To Have Sex Till Marriage:

Ha! You obviously do not know jack about men! See, as a general rule, men love sex. In fact, when a man hits on you, he wants sex as part of whatever package he wants from you. Whether na one night stand, side dish, contract, or marriage. If he doesn't, chances are that something is seriously wrong with him. Babe shine your eyes, if your intending husband has never had an erection while both of you are alone. Ha!
Even if you do not want to have sex with him until marriage, make sure that chemistry is there. Make sure you see a sign of hot and steamy nights to come after marriage. Thank me later.
Sex is not love, but love has a lot to do with sex. You can have sex with someone without loving that person, but you cannot love someone without wanting to have sex. The difference is that while sex is demanding, love is patient. A man that loves you will wait till the right moment to do it and will still love and respect you afterwards, a man that loves you will make love to you, he will make it as good as possible for you. But a man in lust will want it now...........and he will chase you until he gets it and when he gets it, pele o!

5. Men Only Like Good Girls/Good Girls Get The Best Men/Good Girls Marry First:

This one doesn't need long talk, all my mature single sisters in church can testify to this. See, men like good girls that have fire underneath them. So if you are a good boring girl whose life revolves around church-fellowship-work-home. Ah! My sister, even the brothers-in-the lord these days will call you a total bore!
I'm not saying you should start clubbing o. Mba o! Just saying you should spice up your social life a lil bit more. Go out and meet more people, don't be afraid of looking and feeling sexy. You definitely can be sexy without being trashy.

Like I always keep saying, a man that will love you will love you. The man that has made up his mind to marry you will marry you, even if his mother threatens to commit suicide. Trust me, a man that is emotionally, mentally, and financially ready for marriage does not have to date you for up to a month before he knows that he's going to put a ring on it. Men, I mean men are very practical and they know what they want. Adam knew Eve was from his ribs the very second he set eyes on her. It's great to have a good character, you will definitely get more responsible suitors with your inner beauty. But a man that will love that biitch will love her regardless. See, marriage is all about fate, when your own time is right, it will happen. Marriage is about finding that person who wants to spend the rest of his life with you just the way you are. So don't feel like life is unfair when Pamela, the same girl you've been preaching to marries before you. Every one of us has different time tables in life. And always remember, It's not about when you marry but how well you marry.

Cheers!