₦airaland Forum

AdolfHitIer:
Impeach Jonathan?

Hahahahahahahahaha

Greatest joke of the century.

Just give it a shot and watch this country naija sink like titanic

tranxo:
Guys, first of all have it embossed in your brains that not all chases end with kills. So, keep the chase alive for about 3 weeks, MAKING SURE she knows you are on her case, then slam her with the silent treatment. If she is interested, she will find a way to revive conversation btw you two. Be patient, it may take her 2 months to turn around (yes some girls can be that confused and stubborn).

Use the gap to initiate another chase elsewhere.

Rhapsodi:
lol! Every one has his motives for been in a relationship from wat am seeing urs happen 2 be sex. Mine is beyond dat weda left over or not NOTE: we all have stories 2 tell (past)

Emerite:
still not getting it..why is your brain still this numb?.if a girl should follow a guy for his money why then will a bitch swap CR7 for Balotelli?..Why do you still see a girl crying over that uncaring dude that has nothing while there're many guys offering her cars..One advice for you my brother.. keep spending on women and keep being deprived of what you crave lol..life is sweet!

MayflowerB:
Showing her txt msgs from Other gurls just to make yourself look hot nd important
OR
Bragging abt hw hot ur ex girlfriend is and hw she is begging to have u back

Exjoker:
Now I got what you are up to...I misunderstood you

chibwike:
Lol....bro please i need ur votes in the ongoing Mr NL contest..thanks alot

cc150615:
in ur wildest dreams, ur spew no reach to get me pregnant, it's too watery, I see it from ur retarded speech

Exjoker:
Busy body. Don't be a hater bro, we can never have everything in common you know

cc150615:
your short sightedness baffles me tho.... kids everywhere on nl

Rhapsodi:
Yea its very true, cos wen real love is involve it comes from the heart, so ur feelings and emotion won't let u have sex nt even think of it. Am in such a relationship

chibwike:
Yeah, i can't sleep with a girl i truely love...
*modified*

Pals i need ur votes in the ongoing Mr NL 2014. God bless you as you do so.

www.nairaland.com/chibwike

ebdib:
Hahahaha.
Someone saying another person is illiterate just typed 'are you a illiterate'
Nairaland is too funny man.
Kai.

Balkan:
God why did you create me with this Abbokis in the this country.
what will now happen if this animals become president of this country?
yorubas think! think!! think!

I know yorubas to be smart. please think deeper

Truth24:
Lol.... Make I confess...
It really happened to me though..... She was so beautiful and classic dat wen I walk out with her,people kept starring at us in admiration..... And guess wat, we wey so close to each other... We wey still mere friends but wen I saw d chemistry dat existed between us, I wise up but started it on a low....Started calling her sweet names like sweetheart, dear, angel and she even responded by calling me baby ,honey and so on..... Oboy see map..... Then I took a step further by telling her I love you while ending conversations with her on phone and she responded on d positive 'I love you too'....
After staying together for some weeks like married couples, I decided to be sure of myself and ask her. out.....Lo and behold, I got d shock of my life, yea She turned me down and was so serious about it.... I dint know how d sweats ran so fast dat in few seconds it had reached my buttocks......Lol I later tried everything to get her but to no avail...It got to a point I got so angry dat I was wanted to gain her love and dump her as a sign of revenge... but she still took her stand....Lol never knew if she was friend zoning me ooo...
Sha I won't call dis one friend zoning ooo... Dis babe dey send me cards, dey arrange make we hangout, dey call me pass 8mins but me latest na 2mins our call dey reach wen I call am, last time she bought me an expensive wristwatch and send me flowers on my birthday.... Dis made me more confused cos I don't know wat I've done for her to deserve all dis love but even after everything she won't just accept me out..... Last time I told her she's d most complicated girl I've ever met,she just smiled and said she loves to be unpredictable...... I don't know if she has a boyfriend ooo but I'm sure dat d money she's been spending is of her salary cos she's doing a well paid job.... If she likes make she keep friend zoning me as long as d favour continues......I don't even know if we would make a good lovers cos we are so opened and exposed to each other.....
Lol we later pushed dat aside and now we're d still d best of friends even hotter dan before......But I no still happy Sha, I hate been a loser.....But in dis case I think I feels good to loose... Lol

Buoyantic:
No girl has ever said NO inshut dey do the toasting while I select..mind u I love thick girls with big bossom and blumblum *ass* if u don't have this,I kick your flat ass outta my sight

okosodo: Let them capture the full north. It is up to hausa muslims to stop supporting boko haram and start fighting them before it is too late. They are only destroying thier future

Warlord3000: Whether he is involved with BH or not.. The fact is that lives were Lost in the attack..

Which shouldn't be so.. And the culprits should be apprehended and punished..

End of discussion

ebdib: Putin upholds christian faith?
My God I don't want to be a Christian then.
If Christianity means supporting a child killer in Syria
If Christianity means shooting down innocent men women and children in a plane

Jesus would be ashamed of you.
You pathetic blasphemer.
Christians like you are all over Nigeria. Destroying the country with your ill version of Christianity.

ebdib: You are a compound dunce
You think this is about the west.
You think everything going on in Russia has to have a correlation to the west.

This is about the freedom of people to protest against bad laws in their country.
They're being stifled you're here praising Putin. Dunce.

Go to Russia and see if the same Putin you're praising won't dump you in a gulag for being a black man.
Nonsense.

Tomorrow now you'll queue at the embassy of America hustling for visa.