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Your battery don die, jus use am do blood money.

Jennyclay:
Not my business.
You men can kill yourselves for all I care!!!
Animals!!

I'm sure you have cobwebs between yo legs!..

Kai! ha sha wee wee ne

texazzpete:
I see.
His brother can marry from that family but suddenly when it comes to him, the sister is off limits ?

Nonsense.

There are no religious limits to him going forward. No medical issues. No common sense blockers. Just you backwards people.


He’s talking about someone who’s unlike any girl he’s ever met before and you’re saying he can easily find someone else like that. How ?

There are about 7 fvcking billion people on the planet, thats farking how! He should come hangout with me mane! My girls don't give head, they give brains!

Burn communists burn.

Them never grind beans, moi-moi don dey smell.

The reason i like Chelsea & Real Madrid, they don't sulk on failure. they run an American model, scrap the process, accept the loss and rebuild.. Thats how to build a winning team... See the Lakers after last years playoff miss, keep an eye on the Brooklyn Nets after failing with The Beard, Uncle Drew & Eazy Money Sniper.

Ye! who slap me?

Think9ja:
Big dogs don't bark.

On Atiku's mandate I stand.

It is either Atiku, or BAT.


I'm already looking forward to a BAT presidency but my love for Atiku is not in doubt.

No lying trader and his entire people will ever see the gates of Aso Rock

Who dey pursue you? Na so madness dey start oo.

texazzpete:
How is his in law his family member, related by blood?

How did you finish school without knowing the meaning of the word ‘incest’?

Are you folks ok? Is she the only girl in the world? Guy i have lots of in-laws like that & i dey always form bros for them, i no even dey notice who fine, i no even know their names. No go make dem naked una reach village square!

scalamy:
Biko go ahead with her.. my dad marries his sister in law as in mum is the younger sister of my dad’s immediate elder bro..

You see the problem with in-breds... Just read what you typed!

Gboom:
The moment your brother married from that family, he automatically become a relative to the family. Simply your brother become an elder brother to that girl in question and she became your sister by virtue of your brother relationship with her.

Mind you, I'm speaking from Yoruba culture perspective, I don't know whether other culture allowed it

Gbam! One cold beer for you. Its same in my culture..

OfeAchi:
Older men are proven to have studier diicks, hence their patronage by ladies

make i come dey go...na wa oo.. nothing musa no go see for gate!

ahnie:
The pockets baby.
Go for the money bags,the rich quarter to go,not all those 2 odds entities alias yellow socks n slipper dreadlock wearing mongooses.

na human being you describe? i jus wan know.

lalanice:
broke people's language

If your papa get money, you no go dey Nairaland..

TemplarLandry:
She looks smashable.

CUMrade.. make dem give you chance oo..

Iyamehi:
Wow. This is picture of the day

Just don't empty your nuts sack...

Rahkman:
i didn't say they re not there they re there but not compared to the population of ibo or hausa

Dem dey oo.. Try go Ojuelegba at Maitama or Life-Camp, maybe Iya Oyo at Wuye.

saintkel:
I don't seem to understand u at all.....

That is eh.. My brother all these people jumping to post on the first comment section eh.. I no jus know, even them no know wetin dem dey post.

Rahkman:
yoruba ppl no to dey abj

Wrong bro.. Most of my G's in abuja are yoruba and are cool cats..

Moh247:
Kikikikii
Don't bite more than you can chew
Last warning

Ogun kill you.. zero! you ain't shite.

Moh247:




IPOB terrorist

And

ElluPee terrorist
.terrorism

/ˈtɛrərɪz(ə)m/
noun

the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.


ElluPee's Political aim; Install 3rd class Philosophy graduate that came 3rd in Election as President

Mode of Operation; Cyber bullying online through faceless account on Twitter and Nairaland, insulting people and constituting nuisance about
.

You'll die soon.

TemplarLandry:
Yeap. Rooting for the Golden State Warriors.

Laker 4 Life, if we get knocked out maybe the New York Knicks.. though i'm more NFL & MLB than NBA.

TemplarLandry:
“Sticky icky” is “weed”. Ask Bishop Don Juan and Snoop Dogg.

I knew you smoked some.. Following the playoffs?

IyaTola:
I m ready that's why I posted it here. It's the next big thing Seun is working on, don't be left out

Whatever y'all is selling rn, this brother ain't buying..... You've gotta learn to sell ice to an eskimo, before you can get my attention... Peace

TemplarLandry:
She wants that good good.

We call it the "sticky yicky" on this side bro..#LakeShow #LALakers

IyaTola:
The app is currently on Open testing, I am offering 10 people 10,000 to throughly test the app for bugs and feedback
Thank you.
Here is the link
https://chat(.)whatsapp(.)com/KUNee4lUMNY9eK1zCg1Adm

10,000 wetin? i dey like who dey find 10,000 whatever? gorilla glue is 12c, if you ready.. we talk

Fortruth:
What is a Delta?
Is that a name of a human group or micro organisms in a water?
“Delta” State LOL

No dey smoke this thing without food.. you gree!

Bringbackmandat:
can you win a penalty? Mention one player that has never missed a penalty. Don't forget that it was Saka that brought arsenal to the level they are now. What do you think will happen to arsenal if Saka go into depression because of this barbaric racism attack.

Saka isn't soley responsible for their success. The reason i hate soccer, when an individual hits form he's seen as the catalyst. Meanwhile you've got 10 others working they socks off.. In American sports you get to see & understand pure talent & greatness when guys make great plays or do the unthinkable, every week till the post-season.. Only Messi so far can be credited with this feat, he's on My Mount Rushmore of sports along with Lebron James, Lewis Hamilton, Tom Brady, Barry Bonds, Roger Federer & Sidney Crosby.. these guys singlehandedly had an era.

Saga16:
Na wa o.

Nigerians really make me despair.

you seem to be an arsenal fan in despair.

Saga16:
Is this the level of your analytical prowess?

Tell me what business fans of the rest 19 teams have with arsenal besides wanting them to bottle it? so far Saka is doing them a favor, they can't be mad..