Nice one. Congratulations

Codes151:
A black man is always gonna be a puppet! Our fathers married lots of wives and satisfied all to their best, never did they die of all this!

When would we stop listening to every crap from a white man? This mentality kills the black man faster!

Next time, they'd say palm wine causes cancer!

I remembered they used to tell us that constant sex was good

Lovely

lordyugo:


first of all neither should pay cos dats d govts job.
in a tenancy agreement u hv implied and express convenants.
implied convenants are agreements the court will hold against d party who broke d convenant irrespective of whether it ws expressly stated e.g its implied dat a tenant should pay rent or implied dat a landlord should provide a habitable accommodation etc
Express convenants needs to be expressly stated before any party can be in breach e g tarring of roads, dr must be an express agreement to that in a case dr is none no party should be held liable.
so the landlord nd d tenant need to reach an agreement on how it should be done

thank you
I can deduce that both of them have to contribute

nymphomaniac:
What does the tenancy agreement say? What state are u?. Covenant to pay rates may be inserted in the agreement to favor either the landlord or tenant or may be implied by law depending on the state.

I don't know much about tenancy agreement.
I am in Ondo state

1. we are planning to grade our street road. each house is to pay #5000. a building is occupied by a tenant, the tenant said his landlord is to pay the money.
who should be responsible for the payment?

2. Notting is working in our area, we have challenges on our transformer often and have to contribute for the maintenance. who should be responsible for this?

still running the software in my system

Please help!
Where can I get building material at reasonable wholesales price in Nigeria?

I reside in Ondo state and interested in selling building materials. I need some information about the places or manufacturers that have good products and good prices.

The kidnapped Federal Medical Centre Owo female pharmacist has been released.
She was kidnapped on 5th of November 2015 around 5.30am in her house.

Workers of Federal Medical Centre, Owo, under the auspices of Joint Health Sector Workers Unions, JUHESU, on Wednesday threatened to embark on an indefinite strike if their colleague, Mrs. Queen Ehizogie Adeyeye, is not released by kidnappers.

Mrs Queen Ehizogie Adeyeye was however released after seven days by her abductors.

Thank you bro.

A friend gave me this assignment but find it hard to solve. I have left programming for a while. Please help.

c++ program that convert swidish ore to number of 50 ore coin, crown, 20 crowns and 100 crown notes.

searching4lovee:


BUY RAMS AND GOATS FROM THE NORTH IN BULK AND RESELL TO ASUN SPOTS AND OTHERS. INVEST IN IT AND YOU CAN GET RETURNS ON INVESTMENT COS THE BUSINESS IS PROFITABLE

I am interested in this business. which state in the north is best for me to get the ram. I stay in ondo state please

SeverusSnape:
That was where the great mistake of 1914 took place.

It shall not be well with Lugard.

AMEN x 1000

RIP

ariyibiolatunji:
fact decoded!

Great, please unzip it and install it. let it always run as background program. let your antivirus know that the software is not a virus. it is a third party program that is vital to your system architecture and sustainability.

thank you.

greatgod2012:
I love this!

It's funny, educative and as well very correct and accurate.
May God help us all in our marriages. Amen

Amen o. but you ought to have allowed somebody to say amen now, lol. noting wrong in saying amen to your prayer o o o

crackhaus:
Okay, this is some serious ingenuity... whoever came up with this is quite creative.

yeah, the guy is creative. remember is an elder. omode ki i ni aso titi ki o ni akisa ju agba lo.

to the couples in the house, use it because is good for you. to the would be couples, get it and save it in your harddisc

Greetings!
I got this from an elderly friend on whatsApp. I installed it and is working perfectly.

Marriage Software
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst that gave birth to the software:

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

.... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.

It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.

BEST WISHES!
Yours,
Systems Analyst.

It is well

the wife is tired of the marriage.
her action cannot stop the man from doing another one. she only bring shame to her children if any.

esey:
For once lets appreciate good things.It's usually a thing of pride when u re the first to deflower ur wife.
U entertain no fear that one day she would be unfaithful,cos she has learnt self-control.She has gotten real fear of God.
Let all haters of virgins keep their mouths shut,they feel pained becos they are not privileged to be one till their wedding nite.
Kudos to all virgins in the house.Remember u re doing the right thing from God's standpoint.Don't let anyone make u feel bad about ur choice to remain one.

Good to hear that from a lady. this topic discourages moral upbringing in our ladies. from time immemorial, virgin lady is accorded special honor.

BeeBeeOoh:
I need color of d house, wich kind motor hin dey ride& d color, how hin dey physically(short or tall, fat or slim). Infact, giv me beta description of him so d tonda no go miss target..

UrennaNkoli:
Lt. Ibrahim Haruna Sarki was killed on Sunday 1st of February in the North East. He is survived by a wife and a son. May his soul rest in peace Amen.

Source

RIP, survived by a wife and a son, are you saying he is not having aged parents expecting food from him?

The strike action embarked upon by health workers in Nigeria under the umbrella body of the Joint Health Sector Union (JOHESU) will be called off at 2pm today (Monday), HealthNewsNG.com can exclusively report.
Members of the union last night met President Goodluck Jonathan at the State House in Abuja to discuss ways of resolving the strike.
HealthNewsNG gathered that during the meeting, nothing concrete was agreed upon apart from promises from the president who reportedly appealed to JOHESU members to call off the strike.
“He was practically pleading,” HealthNewsNG was anonymously informed from the State House in Abuja. “Barring any last minute changes, the strike will be called off by 2pm today.”
The president also promised to direct all the relevant ministries to issue various circulars. JOHESU executive members were also able to brief the president on happenings within the sector.
HealthNewNG reported an earlier meeting held by representatives of the federal government on December 15 ended in deadlock as both parties failed to reach concrete agreement. This prompted members of the Nigerian Association of Nurses and Midwives (NANNM) to stop all forms of skeletal services they were offering at medical facilities across the nation during the strike

is the guy joking? please let us confirm it.

a friend just notified me that juhesu is planning to end 3 months strike.

Warlord3000:
No wonder naija people are suffering and smiling..

Someone is trying to vent out his anger and trying to fight for his right..

And some people are here preaching about bypassing a barrier through a 3rd party tunnel apps...



Question is: why can't they offer us better package directly...

SIMPLE

Nigerians are used to it. may God deliver us

I hate fraud and injustice. why are people doing this to humble man? stop pushing gmb , serving Nigeria shouldn't be based on lie. he who wants justice / equity must have clean hands.

KwoiZabo:


Let me answer for GEJ

1. Question one is not relevant because whether he promised OBJ or any group of people to run for one term or not, he did not promise Nigerians except OBJ want to tell us that he is greater than 170 million Nigerians.

2. What does OBJ mean by question 2? He should tell us what GEJ told him. As far as i am concerned GEJ has handled BH in the most civil way possible. If the Army kills at random, they will be charged wit human right abuse and Nyako would have been right in his letter.

3. External reserve and SWF were shared among the governors, in fact that is the main quarrel btw Amaechi led Gov. forum and GEJ, Amaechi wants it shared Okonjo-Iweala insisted on savings so it was shared with pressure from governors and we can see what FG has done with theirs (Loko-oweto bridge, Lagos Ibadan road, 9 new Univs etc) ask your Governors what they do with theirs

4. The security companies owned by former militants is part of the Amnesty programme which Yar'adua initiated, the militancy in the ND degenerated (escalated) during OBJ's tenure and what did he do about it? but these militants are not acting foolishly like BH (killing their own people and burning their villages).

5. Mr. OBJ question 5 is laughable. US would have arrested Kashamu when he was trafficking the drugs, why allow him till he became a political force in the SW before writing a letter. OBJ is also free to charge him to court meanwhile Kashamu is a mobilizer for the SW PDP and OBJ can hug transformer.


Meanwhile GEJ till Buhari knows the difference between Surname and Othernames

I swear if na Buhari be the only candidate, I go burn my PVC

APC trying hard to package the illiterate mallam since 8th Dec. 2014

your beautiful answers are genuine and systematically elaborated.