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70 days is a long time to go without food.. Even if he's just sitting @ a place ,he's expending energy and d body needs a source of energy 2r replenish d one lost.. His brain needs a source of energy in d form of glucose.. Witout food, d body wld take drastic measures to get wat it needs.. Tissue breakdowns, and nutrient deficiency wld evn occur later and trust me he wld b looking like an AIDS patients just within a 2 months of hunger.. Abeg dese pple shld try anoda joke...ds is dry..

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xynerise: You are on point. Probably, the eggs were loaded from the bottom of the bottle. They should have used a glass bottle and not a rubber bottle.

. It is no magic.. It's science..I had a physics teacher when i was in secondary school. We asked him dsame question.. He told us d@ a chemical is applied on the egg wch softens it and makes it jelly-like(i've 4gotten d name of d chemical) cos egg shells contain more of calcium carbonate. Once d egg is inside d bottle it hardens back when it comes in contact wt air.. So tell any Celestial church neighbour 2 stop d deceit cos they do it more in cele churches

fittty: Who is instagram?

.. A popular garri retailer who resides in ijebu... Odeski

sucreblazing: I was in the church this morning and I saw this young dude with sun shade in the church, and I thought to my self if it is proper to wear sun-shades in the church.
Does any bible verse goes against or in-support of it ?

unless your church service holds on a beach without any shade. Itz not fashionable 2 wear SUNshades inside a room or hall. Next tym u see d@ boy,tell him he's a bush boy. Na SUN shades no b CHURCHshades dem call am.

wazlee: What can high-vitamin K foods do for you?

Allow your blood to clot normally
Help protect your bones from fracture
Help prevent postmenopausal bone loss
Help prevent calcification of your arteries
Provide possible protection against liver and prostate cancer
What events can indicate a need for more high-vitamin K foods?

Excessive bleeding, including heavy menstrual bleeding, gum bleeding, bleeding within the digestive tract, or nosebleeding
Easy bruising
Problems with calcification of the blood vessels or heart valves
Problems with bone fracture or bone weakening
Excellent sources of vitamin K include parsley, kale, spinach, Brussels sprouts, Swiss chard, green beans, asparagus, broccoli, kale, mustard greens, turnip greens, collard greens, thyme, romaine lettuce, sage, oregano, cabbage, celery, sea vegetables, cucumber, leeks, cauliflower, tomatoes, and blueberries.

. (if ua a nigerian)... I thought nutrition education is supposed 2 encourage indegenous foods or food sources.. U can't list so many 4reign vegetables n expect pple 2 learn or gain 4rm wateva msg ua tryin 2 pass across.. Y not go make research on more indegenous foods and stop copying n pasting 4rm American Food Guides..

Booty4me: Wow!!! Its another Superstar Birthday. Its Omo Baba Olowo (OBO) Birthday

On Behalf of Nairaland Management and all Members, We wish Davido Happy Birthday, We wish you Long life, More Success to come your way as you Celebrate your Birthday today.

Enjoy yourself!!!

.. On behalf of who and who?.. Wish him happy birthday alone, don't wish him on behalf of any other member of nairaland cos some pple don't care about his existence..... One more thing, when the Hell did Davido become a superstar??.. I smh @ d adjectives most nigerians use in qualifying people..

idowuswap: Igbos with fradulent mind.small time then go use thier papa do bicycle.haaaaa.fucking peeps .well the agbarry ojukwu ran kabakaba like fowl

.... Illbliss definitely had u in mind wen he was composing his song,''ANAM A CHIKWANU''.. Humming in illbliss' voice,''anyi n'agafe kwanu ,ndi ofe mmanu a na koto cha iru,,umu igbo ana chikwanu,ifuru ukwu eze anyi''....

KINGwax: Show me any pix, and tell u that person's behavior. And i'm serious

.. Go 2 my profile,check ma p.pic n tell me my behaviour.. Let's c how talented u truely are

berem: you can say that again! I don't know why some women always try to win a man's heart by getting pregnant for him first! Shey the man tell am say im dey find pikin? I just pity Funke honestly.

. I dnt pity her @all.. She married someone else's husband(i dnt care abt d islamic religion allowing more dan one wife). Wat goes around,surely comes around..She shldn't feel sad if someone else is pregnant 4 him.. D@'s wat u get wen u marry a glorified agbero..

torres2: Nice move expected this move to have been put in place before now

. 9ce wat?!u must be high on cheap drugs... y shld a federal high-way b blocked cos of election?.. Most of d buses are travelling 2 d east a 5-hour road block is being mounted on d road . W)tin concern high-way wt ondo election?.. Nigerians n their annoying sense of reasoning. If u were stuck in such a hold-up,u wld not say such a thing.. I dey go enugu and i neva evn rch Ore n i'm supposed 2 stay @ a spot 4 more dan 4hrz.. D worst part of it is d@ only buses going 2 ondo state are being allowed 2 cross while dose going 2 d east were stopped n someone's saying itz a gud move... Mtcheeew

Wendy80: Tonto Dike's Music Career has not even Started and Its Over..........Songs U will enjoy beta than her Song......

HoneyWell Noodles Bam bam la la
NTA Theme Song
Cowbell Milk Don Com back again....Oyoyoyoyo
Bread n Butter baskelebe
Sandalili Sandalili
If U are Born I̶̲̥̅̊n January, Stand up com out
Etc

. Lwkm!.. I hope singing doesn't become illegal cos of Tonto.. D songs are sooooo WACK!!

pro01: I'll see her live then, I'll be in cali this Christmas. . .my chance to verify how soft or hard her supposedly fake yansh really is.

But wait oh, I don't think Nicki would accept a 'mere' $200k. She's a grade A international artist; she probably accepts no less than $500k for international shows.

.. Mtcheeeeew... U shld get ur head examined.. So dey shld pay $500k 2 watch fake boobs n backside abi?.. Wetin she won sing abeg?.. I'm sure DJ wld evn do some supporting

Lol. D baby pro'lly jumpd up 4rm d bed n snatched d rosary 4rm d nurse.

Flexskillz: I find some things that dont correlate in this story, first the matron says she heard the sound of something drop, she checked, saw it was covered with blood, picked it up and the blood covering fell off......and later we read the baby was holding unto the rosary and wouldnt let go....something doesnt sound right. Dont get it!

Im jst curious. Y ar all dese 'miracle shildwen' only being gven birth 2 in local maternity homes n nt in big hospitals?...

samwash: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/oddity-in-ogun-woman-delivers-baby-with-rosary/

PresGEJ:

Fellow Nigerians,

The introduction of N5,000 should be applauded and supported by every well-meaning and intelligent Nigerian. To my chagrin, I see only a few reasonable and smart people on this thread so far.

This reminds me of my days as a lecturer. Let us start with a definition of term: "Cashless" means LESS CASH - It is pity that people who can sign-on to discussion forums cannot interpret a word as simple as Cashless.

Now, for application of the term: If I wish to pay out N10 Million (to further government work of course), I will need 100 bundles of N1,000.

With this brilliant CASHLESS policy of N5,000 notes, I will need only 20 bundles. 100 versus 20!!! Isn't this progress obvious enough?!!

Nay sayers will say that the 20 bundles will fit into agabadas and caps more easily, but that is beside the point.

My government and I should be applauded for making CASHLESS a reality.

Long Live Nigeria.

Your Presido

..mtcheeeew.. U shld learn 2 think outta d box... Come 2 think of it... U were once a lecturer, i pity ur ex-students

CHYKMAN: Good Little Jane

One day Jane's mother was out and Jane's dad was looking after Jane. She was was just 2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold. Someone had given her a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one of her favorite toys.
Dad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when she brought Daddy a little cup of "tea," which of course, was just water as she was still too little to know how to make tea. Her Dad was mightily impressed and drank it up, thanking her proudly. After several cups of tea for which Jane received lots of Dad's praise for such good tea, her mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch Jane bring him a cup of tea, which he would accept as usual. Mom waited and sure enough, Jane came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watched him drink it, then said (as only a mother would)..."Did it ever occur to you that the only place Jane can reach to get water is from the toilet?"

...lolz... Catch ya @last...hw va?

otumfour: wht is all this dark dark talk tho? u guyz think ur wht, white , its so dumb......ur bleaching creams won't make u look any different from ur ugly selves.....look @ urselves....inferiority complex and obssession wit fair skin has gotten the whole country importing bleaching creams from all corners of the world......no wonder ur actors and actresses always go from black to yellow.....

check out this picture of ur nollywood actress....check her KNUCKLES......u can bleach all u want but the KNUCKLES will always give u up u know

https://img.naij.com/business/entertainment/0d/e/tonto3.jpg

.. E dey pain u?... Upload ur pic na make NLanders see and stop blabbing... Brush ur teeth wt high tension,it'll cure ur bitterness... I aint repying ur dumb comments again..

otumfour: oluchi & jenny!.....how do u ugly things cope?.......and jenny, better take tht friends picture off ur profile.....she ugly too tho

.. Where is ur pic?..obsessed fellow?.. Oh,itz too dark to be used..cos the moment u upload it,dere wld b total darkness on nairaland.. Jenny doesnt do dark charcoal stainers.. Note that.

Jenny20: What is getting boring? Your stupidity maybe...

i have seen more intelligent silverback apes @
chester zoo...your idiocy in megawatts would solve all the
electricity problems in africa.

...lwkm.. Hehehe.. My dear,itz definitely not his fault... His idiocy is allowed for ds 9t,afterall D universe is made of Protons ,neutrons,electrons and MORONs(typical ghanaians)

SmoothCrim201S: Stop crying Babe if you work hard and stop bleaching maybe a Ghanaian hawker may consider marrying you... but, I doubt it!!! You may need a PhD to have a chance with a Ghanaian Hawker and even THEN he would be dating down!!

.. I'm convinced now that hawking is the most reputable profession 4 ghanaians.. No wonder u all are very dryyyy...cos the sun had already sapped the most useful moisture 4rm ur brains.. Awww.. Mr Hawker,how many miles did u cover on foot 2day?... Dem talk say una too dark ,una stil go make hawking una profession... Na wao..

otumfour: no amount of photoshopping can save tht face u dey carry around........be truthful to urself, when u look in the mirror, all u see is ur fore-head......A girl can be as ugly as u are, but adding tht attitude makes it even uglier'est .....u no fine

... And no amount of education can redeem u 4rm ur incurable stupidity.. Once again, Grab a life b4 itz too late or better Grab a one-way ticket to hell,...dat is right after u finish selling those puff-puff u've bn hawking since morning.... R-etard!!..