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Religion / Re: Man Claims to Have Survived Without Food And Water For 70 Years! by oluchijud(f): 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
70 days is a long time to go without food.. Even if he's just sitting @ a place ,he's expending energy and d body needs a source of energy 2r replenish d one lost.. His brain needs a source of energy in d form of glucose.. Witout food, d body wld take drastic measures to get wat it needs.. Tissue breakdowns, and nutrient deficiency wld evn occur later and trust me he wld b looking like an AIDS patients just within a 2 months of hunger.. Abeg dese pple shld try anoda joke...ds is dry.. |
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Commandments For A Youth(guy) To Be Successful by oluchijud(f): 9:52pm On Jan 18, 2013 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Eggs In A Bottle: How Did This Happen ? (see Pic) by oluchijud(f): 1:36pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
xynerise:. It is no magic.. It's science..I had a physics teacher when i was in secondary school. We asked him dsame question.. He told us d@ a chemical is applied on the egg wch softens it and makes it jelly-like(i've 4gotten d name of d chemical) cos egg shells contain more of calcium carbonate. Once d egg is inside d bottle it hardens back when it comes in contact wt air.. So tell any Celestial church neighbour 2 stop d deceit cos they do it more in cele churches 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: Instagram Now Has The Right To Sell Your Photos by oluchijud(f): 8:08am On Dec 19, 2012 |
fittty: Who is instagram?.. A popular garri retailer who resides in ijebu... Odeski |
Literature / Re: Divided Emotions by oluchijud(f): 8:04pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
Omolola1:. Gud work omolola.. Pls dear Don't stop now .My heart is racing!!.. Oh my kenneth!!.. |
Literature / Re: Divided Emotions by oluchijud(f): 8:54pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
omolola save a soul pleaseee .. Ds gal is dying 2 read ur next line.. Bn coming online 4 some days nw 2 check on ur updates.. I luv ds write-up!!!. **pulls her by her skirt** . More plssss!! I'm in luv wt Ken.. |
Religion / Re: Is It Proper To Rock Sun Shade In The Church ? by oluchijud(f): 11:56pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
sucreblazing: I was in the church this morning and I saw this young dude with sun shade in the church, and I thought to my self if it is proper to wear sun-shades in the church.unless your church service holds on a beach without any shade. Itz not fashionable 2 wear SUNshades inside a room or hall. Next tym u see d@ boy,tell him he's a bush boy. Na SUN shades no b CHURCHshades dem call am. 4 Likes |
Literature / Re: The Prodigal Love by oluchijud(f): 2:05pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
CHYKMAN: Obi Akpo L.GA tinz oo.. You know I'm shy nau.. Will you help me??. I dnt knw where obi Akpo LGA is.. You are OYO.. Y shld i help u sef?.. Na me send u msg ni? |
Literature / Re: The Prodigal Love by oluchijud(f): 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
CHYKMAN: Obi Akpo L.GA tinz oo.. You know I'm shy nau.. Will you help me?? |
Literature / Re: The Prodigal Love by oluchijud(f): 7:28pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
I wonder wen u wld quit wallowing in self pity.. It's either u go after her n fight for ur luv or u accept defeat n reconcile wt d fact d@ she's gone. If only u deserve LOVE sef.. |
Literature / Re: The Prodigal Love by oluchijud(f): 7:19pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
CHYKMAN: We had true love, We had it all.. Prodigal lover,keep trying 2 av ur cake n eat it.. By 40 u wld have written 25 poems in memory of lost LOVEs.. |
Health / Re: 5 Vitamins For Healthy Skin by oluchijud(f): 6:46pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
wazlee:. (if ua a nigerian)... I thought nutrition education is supposed 2 encourage indegenous foods or food sources.. U can't list so many 4reign vegetables n expect pple 2 learn or gain 4rm wateva msg ua tryin 2 pass across.. Y not go make research on more indegenous foods and stop copying n pasting 4rm American Food Guides.. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Happy Birthday To Davido by oluchijud(f): 6:32pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Booty4me: Wow!!! Its another Superstar Birthday. Its Omo Baba Olowo (OBO) Birthday.. On behalf of who and who?.. Wish him happy birthday alone, don't wish him on behalf of any other member of nairaland cos some pple don't care about his existence..... One more thing, when the Hell did Davido become a superstar??.. I smh @ d adjectives most nigerians use in qualifying people.. 2 Likes |
Car Talk / Re: Picture Of A Keke Napep Limousine by oluchijud(f): 10:02am On Nov 07, 2012 |
idowuswap: Igbos with fradulent mind.small time then go use thier papa do bicycle.haaaaa.fucking peeps .well the agbarry ojukwu ran kabakaba like fowl.... Illbliss definitely had u in mind wen he was composing his song,''ANAM A CHIKWANU''.. Humming in illbliss' voice,''anyi n'agafe kwanu ,ndi ofe mmanu a na koto cha iru,,umu igbo ana chikwanu,ifuru ukwu eze anyi''.... |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Special Gift/Talent Do You Possess? by oluchijud(f): 10:30pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
KINGwax: Show me any pix, and tell u that person's behavior. And i'm serious.. Go 2 my profile,check ma p.pic n tell me my behaviour.. Let's c how talented u truely are |
Celebrities / Re: I'm Seven Months Pregnant For Funke Akindele's Husband - Mother Of Two by oluchijud(f): 2:59pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
berem: you can say that again! I don't know why some women always try to win a man's heart by getting pregnant for him first! Shey the man tell am say im dey find pikin? I just pity Funke honestly.. I dnt pity her @all.. She married someone else's husband(i dnt care abt d islamic religion allowing more dan one wife). Wat goes around,surely comes around..She shldn't feel sad if someone else is pregnant 4 him.. D@'s wat u get wen u marry a glorified agbero.. |
Politics / Re: Ondo Election: Security Agents Bar Travellers From Passing Through Ondo by oluchijud(f): 2:19pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
torres2: Nice move expected this move to have been put in place before now. 9ce wat?!u must be high on cheap drugs... y shld a federal high-way b blocked cos of election?.. Most of d buses are travelling 2 d east a 5-hour road block is being mounted on d road . W)tin concern high-way wt ondo election?.. Nigerians n their annoying sense of reasoning. If u were stuck in such a hold-up,u wld not say such a thing.. I dey go enugu and i neva evn rch Ore n i'm supposed 2 stay @ a spot 4 more dan 4hrz.. D worst part of it is d@ only buses going 2 ondo state are being allowed 2 cross while dose going 2 d east were stopped n someone's saying itz a gud move... Mtcheeew |
Music/Radio / Re: Songs Better Than Tonto Dike's Song by oluchijud(f): 10:06am On Oct 18, 2012 |
Wendy80: Tonto Dike's Music Career has not even Started and Its Over..........Songs U will enjoy beta than her Song....... Lwkm!.. I hope singing doesn't become illegal cos of Tonto.. D songs are sooooo WACK!! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Set To Perform At This Year’s Calabar Carnival For $200,000 by oluchijud(f): 5:14pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
pro01: I'll see her live then, I'll be in cali this Christmas. . .my chance to verify how soft or hard her supposedly fake yansh really is... Mtcheeeeew... U shld get ur head examined.. So dey shld pay $500k 2 watch fake boobs n backside abi?.. Wetin she won sing abeg?.. I'm sure DJ wld evn do some supporting |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Baby Born With Rosary In Ogun State by oluchijud(f): 4:44pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
Lol. D baby pro'lly jumpd up 4rm d bed n snatched d rosary 4rm d nurse. Flexskillz: I find some things that dont correlate in this story, first the matron says she heard the sound of something drop, she checked, saw it was covered with blood, picked it up and the blood covering fell off......and later we read the baby was holding unto the rosary and wouldnt let go....something doesnt sound right. Dont get it! |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Baby Born With Rosary In Ogun State by oluchijud(f): 4:26pm On Sep 02, 2012 |
Im jst curious. Y ar all dese 'miracle shildwen' only being gven birth 2 in local maternity homes n nt in big hospitals?... samwash: |
Politics / Re: N5,000 Will Strengthen The Cashless Policy – CBN Official by oluchijud(f): 12:27am On Aug 27, 2012 |
PresGEJ:..mtcheeeew.. U shld learn 2 think outta d box... Come 2 think of it... U were once a lecturer, i pity ur ex-students |
Jokes Etc / Re: Clean Hilarious Jokes.. Ease Off The Day's Pressures With These Mind Sweetners.. by oluchijud(f): 12:21pm On Aug 20, 2012 |
CHYKMAN: Good Little Jane...lolz... Catch ya @last...hw va? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by oluchijud(f): 1:22am On Aug 20, 2012 |
otumfour:.. E dey pain u?... Upload ur pic na make NLanders see and stop blabbing... Brush ur teeth wt high tension,it'll cure ur bitterness... I aint repying ur dumb comments again.. |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by oluchijud(f): 1:02am On Aug 20, 2012 |
otumfour: oluchi & jenny!.....how do u ugly things cope?.......and jenny, better take tht friends picture off ur profile.....she ugly too tho.. Where is ur pic?..obsessed fellow?.. Oh,itz too dark to be used..cos the moment u upload it,dere wld b total darkness on nairaland.. Jenny doesnt do dark charcoal stainers.. Note that. |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by oluchijud(f): 12:48am On Aug 20, 2012 |
Jenny20:...lwkm.. Hehehe.. My dear,itz definitely not his fault... His idiocy is allowed for ds 9t,afterall D universe is made of Protons ,neutrons,electrons and MORONs(typical ghanaians) |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by oluchijud(f): 12:37am On Aug 20, 2012 |
SmoothCrim201S: Stop crying Babe if you work hard and stop bleaching maybe a Ghanaian hawker may consider marrying you... but, I doubt it!!! You may need a PhD to have a chance with a Ghanaian Hawker and even THEN he would be dating down!!.. I'm convinced now that hawking is the most reputable profession 4 ghanaians.. No wonder u all are very dryyyy...cos the sun had already sapped the most useful moisture 4rm ur brains.. Awww.. Mr Hawker,how many miles did u cover on foot 2day?... Dem talk say una too dark ,una stil go make hawking una profession... Na wao.. |
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Nelson Mocks MMIA And Nollywood Films On Twitter by oluchijud(f): 11:57pm On Aug 19, 2012 |
otumfour:... And no amount of education can redeem u 4rm ur incurable stupidity.. Once again, Grab a life b4 itz too late or better Grab a one-way ticket to hell,...dat is right after u finish selling those puff-puff u've bn hawking since morning.... R-etard!!.. |
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