Sarah a: @op,I want to read the concluding part before the end of today.

Mtchew.. 9ja girls self.... Talkin as if she is the one sponsorin nairaland

experimentist: Ok, my oga at top.


Typing in progress......12%

Cheiiii.. 12% ke.. Na pentium 1 una dey use

experimentist: bro, i only command hausa and yoruba for now oh. My Igbo babe dey dull me, she nor wan mek I sabi Igbo

I fit teach u o.. Bt money for hand, back for ground

Oya boss mi.. update na #no tym

youth must work: Which kind Op be this, u command hausa, igbo, yoruba and even english wey no be ur papa language, gosh I commot cap for u, if ur book no sale make I crack !!!,@experimentist

I was abt to say that too.. god bless ganja

experimentist: bros na true oh...if u lack d holy (igboh) spirit in you, you won't get d message oh.

Loool.. Im in love with u already.. No gay shiii abeg oo

Justeenaleo:
Smart enough not to know smoke in a safe place to avoid getting raid

I once ask my friend why he smoke igbo.. The guy was like.. Drex if u never smoke am .. U no go know why guys smoke am

Justeenaleo:
Hahahaha if he can narrate dis while he is high den he is smarter dan I think

How smart do u think he is?

@Op .. To be sincere.. Is this story for real or another Igbo inspired narration?..

190: have you guys ever heard of DI MARIA

Hmmm

U mean black Maria?

miss2895: will u date or marry a girl dat u knw sleep wit all her friends dat ar attracted to her all in d name of pleasin dem for occasional recharge card, generator to charge fone etc ?

Forget story jor.. That's another topic for another day

fabulousdame: friendzone is even good, familyzone is worse, why some girls friendzone some guys is that, she might like u alot, enjoy ur company and would not want to ruin dat especially if she is not big on commitment.

my bestfrnd(familyzoned) nothing can ever happen between us..i can even dress up in his presence, sleep on d same bed en noting wud happen.

Sooner or later he is goin to rape you

ITbomb: Sorry bro , I didn't say I needed a new girl , I just want her to please a friend at least once without being forced to

You should have drawn ur plan very well before allowin her to get too comfortable wit u

ITbomb: @Mazi , to be sincere the friendzone stuff is not a bother .
This is a nice girl I would really love to have as a wife but if I'm to go all the way n talk like Princesa said right now and peradventure she agrees , my life will be one hell of a complication.
All I'm asking is to please a friend once in a while at least for the fuel I burn to give her light to watch movies , charge phone , sleep on my bed , small recharge etc

Have this same issue too.... Friendzone me bt atleast once in a while let's #Bleep#..

No wonder my gf wey dey do extra cool xtracool get more n more gullible everytime

aanumama: Not sure if children still play that game .

Why will we play police and thief when we can play Daddy and Mummy of life

experimentist: . Plssssssss guys bear wit me

Bear wit U ke.. Na u be our boss na .. We dey ur back dey follow U

solowork:

He's gonna kill you next, because he's just a murderer. It's doesn't matter whom he's killing

I can also kill you and when am asked why, I'll just say it's because you were being such a fahggot.

How do you like that for justice?

Let's assume its a case of a man killed while tryin to rape a lady.. What's ur reaction going to be??

EloquentMedia: it is YOU Madiba is disappointed at. If you still cheat in the exam, and pass exam by sorting-it's a clear sign that you will cheat in election, and embezzle public funds. it is YOU that is painting us black let us as youths change our ways, embrace godly values and shun the get rich quick syndrome and collectively we will get to the promised land in our generation.

I like this post bt the fact still remains I won't miss golden opportunity to move foward wit my life cos I was or will be disappointed.. Madiba shud come and swear he never bend the rule once in his life to achieve a feat

Shigoboy: You asked if its weed that took him to jail? Bro no small offense that has no punishment once it got to the court of law, I and my 43 colleagues both male and female spent good 2 weeks at ibara prison yard abeokuta during my school days as a result of involving in protest against policemen unlawful act on campus then, where I met a lot of innocent that have spent years in d prison and not knowing when thy are going out, the prayer is that one shouldn't fall a victim of circumstance, I learnt a lot and met a lot of people over there.....well let me stop here cos I don't just like remembering that, the experiences dere was so crazy, immediately we entered into the cell which know as there own country, we were taken to the toilet by the commissioner of for search, they took all the money we brought in and divide it into 50/50, 50% goes to d country account while d rest will be return to the owner, here are the available executives post, president, vice president, commissioner of police, provost, chief George, OC labatry, OC food, OC water, note: OC means officer, chief imam, and pastor, what a very discipline place, I met a lot of notorious arm robbers who still control there business in the city while in prison, abeg if I continue d tory ah no finish today, make I stop here.

Dear God, lookin up unto you this morning.. Remember my face.. I shall nt experience this in this one life of mine
Amen

ndidibabe: This Arsenal Team isn't fantastic. Time will tell....

Time just did

nerodenero: Arsenal seems vulnerable now.Everton just made Arsenal's half their vineyard

Arsenal Goal is like Air.. U won't see it coming

I'm predictin 2- 0

Any hint on flamini's condition?

Two words u won't hear today ---> "Arsenal lost"

Two word u won't hear today ---> "Arsenal lost"

IN WENGER WE TRUST...

Longjohnsilver.. Abeg help me do that pics na

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longjohnsilver: I am not fine and I am not photogenic







Who cares...

JESUS DOES.. Give him ur life- I did that and ve been hot ever since

longjohnsilver: I am not fine and I am not photogenic







Who cares...

JESUS DOES.. Give him ur life

adexsimply: What's Liverpool's problem with clean sheets?

Arsenal used it to wipe ramsey's poo