ms_pee:


Oh dear! Those questions.

The next thing they will ask is where are you going? Can I come with you?

They just can't shut up.

I guess you girls have not been chilling wit real men

Caracta: Guys should know when a girl is not into them. Learn to walk away. SIMPLE!

Especially in a bus! Oh dear heavens! Sister, are you coming from work? Have you eaten? Are you tired? Damn! Just shut up.

How old are you?

Free her jor if she no send u.. Abeg enuFf pretty babe wey dey single and seriously searchin...

Oildichotomy^:
Give her some free 10gees for her hair.
Spoil her with some movie time .. NOT laptop movies please.

Take her to Balogun market with another I0k .. That can fetch her some new stuffs with accessories.

Then BONE her.... Don't call, ping or text .

I did that to a lady last week and the lady is all over me in social media with likes, comments that i never bargained for. The pings are uncountable
.. I know she wanna DO ME as payback but i want her to yearn for it before i give in.

NB: You can only do that to a reserved, civilized and appreciative young lady not some Runs-babe

Am I mad.!?.. 20 fucking grand on top impressing babe..
Uncle Luke will be very disappointed.. He taught me better than that

ireneidiva: I hate such topics, when you meet cheap ,local, poor, students, how wont they ask you for money. Which hot working class girl did u date that asked you for bis? Or do you want ladies to create a thread on how their bf's beg them for money? Trust me, that has happned many times. Date reasonable girls abeg. And to answer your question, no you dont need money to date, dont take her out, dont buy her anytn. Dats your biz. Mtchew

No vex.. No be say we intentionally expose ur insecurity with this thread.. We just freestyle ni..

20th to comment

Remind Me of Musa Yar'adua......
*Obasanjo's Voice* Musa, Are you dead or alive?....
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After he and his Co thief have embezzled money that's meant upgrade our public sector.. Goin to london to get treatment for Flu.. SHM for Nigeria

Who doesn't know Governor Amaechi is a waste of public fund

Who doesn't know Governor Amaechi is jobless...

Una don start again abi.. Naso U shout "Eclipse Eclipse".. I miss work finish nothin happen... .. Mtcheeew

vokal_guy: Honestly we should not promote any of them yet, they should be promoted to the U-21, then super eagles. This should be a gradual step, just because they won the U-17 world cup does not mean they can make an impact at the world cup! Its a different ball game. For once LET US DO THINGS RIGHT!!

Don't mind them.. I will like to see how iheanacho will dictate tempo in a midfield where pirlo or Yaya toure is playing

texazzpete:

Erm...That's because the photos are airbrushed.

You too can look flawless if you're handy with PhotoShop

PS: I'm not saying she doesn't look good or isn't beautiful. I'm tackling the 'flawless' part.

Feel free to tackle the beautiful aspect too.. No one is goin to arrest you on nairaland

Emmanuel602: that is Nigeria for you. every body is as corupt as the politicians we accuse of being corupt

What do u mean everybody.. I'm not being self-righteous but I feel its better U speak for yourself..

Albedo27: very hilarious.....
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Can there be network service in a vacuum?

Try it na.. Go bury urself wit ur fone

f rain c: i'm sorry to say this but you lack home training

He actually trained your Mom.. And infact he was the intermediary btw her n ur pop.. .. You shud really be sorry

This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa Lagos. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night stalking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends: "If I pass away, please bury me with my cellphone" She also said the same thing to her parents.After her death, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said: "this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours,
It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill!Don't hate me yet, because I'm also looking for the i-diot that composed this......lol.....just to put a smile on ur face

vicoloni: 1st to comment. Am coming back or the real comment later

This is a real story of a young Ex-Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa Lagos. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night stalking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends: "If I pass away, please bury me with my cellphone" She also said the same thing to her parents.After her death, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said: "this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill!Don't hate me yet, because I'm also looking for the idiot that composed this......lol.....just to put a smile on ur face

Bome01: Happy Birthday, Mr. President! GGMUB!

GGMUB ke.. Trust me the biggest he can be is nigeria's president

Bome01: Happy Birthday, Mr. President! GGMUB!

GGMUB.. Trust me the biggest he can be is nigeria's president

gramci:


dummydummy, when you go get sense?

30 seconds before his death Most likely

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greall1: Arsnal

Man U

Ghana / Real Madrid. Lol

Since U r far from funny, I will say U r simply dumb

ajisebioyo1: Bring anybody. We re not going dere to play

I'm sure Keshi and his Boyz won't agree wit U

ceejay80s:

Wetín be 25k?
If i stand for road by 10pm wìth on pants on, fîne gírls wìth nice ride carry me go for 50k per night

I can see why you are unemployed

Nov 6

lilyfinest: The secret of life is not to have everything you want, but to want everything you have. I thank God for bring me this far n also for a birthday countdown... nov1st.. cute guys dat ain't shy of spending add me up 266EB23A...

Get a life

leavestory: can I add u?

Bros joke apart u be mumu.. Person drop hin pin u still dey ask jamb question

. Male.. Pls only serious guys should add

emiye: taly Player Grades Player Grade
Sirigu A-
Maggio A-
Ogbonna C+
Ranocchia B+
Pasqual B
Montolivo B+
Motta B+
Giaccherini A-
Candreva A
Rossi A
Balotelli A
Substitutions
Pirlo A-
Diamanti A-
Parolo C+
Poli B-
Cerci A-

BR UK
Nigeria Player Grades Player Grade
Ejide B+
Kwambe B
Francis B+
Oboabona B+
Egwuekwe A-
Onazi A-
Mikel A-
Oduamadi B+
Moses B+
Dike A-
Ameobi A
Substitutions
Enyeama A+
Musa B-
Ogu B-
Emenike B-

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1856009-italy-vs-nigeria-score-grades-and-post-match-reaction

Oduamadi B+ for where??..

russianmob27: Onazi is a midfield genius but made some wrong choices today but he is the man of the match though....All these kids saying "take u-17 players to the national team" are just saying rubbish, this is world class football that needs experienced players, do you think u-17 players we have would not have fear when facing well know players like Pirlo, Balotelli, montolivo...Keshi is trying, He knows why Ideye and Musa is still in the team, Ideye is a good finisher ( I follow ukrainian league and watch almost all their matches, Musa is also in form at CSKA, the russians here love Ideye and Musa) but in SE Ideye is just trash, I still prefer Likes of Martins and Aluko to the guy though....UP NIGERIA!!!!

U were making sense till u claim ideye is a good finisher.. Finisher kor, Beginner ni

Of what use is his belongings and asset to him now??.. Guess we got to enjoy this things wen it last cos In real sense, Nothin really belong to us.