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Religion / Re: Preaching Etiquette by Oluf3mi(m): 12:01pm On Jun 28, 2020
DennisEche:
Seyi360 big ups to you for bring on this topic. Any time I hear a preacher boasting about his women excesses in the past , it sounds so awkward and not necessary.
I dont think 'boasting' is the right word to use.
Politics / Re: Ajimobi: Buhari Reacts To Death Of Ex-Oyo Governor by Oluf3mi(m): 7:49am On Jun 26, 2020
LegendHero:


You guys just vomit rubbish online daily.

What do you mean by it will be difficult for his descendants to become anything again in Oyo state? What kind of statement is that?

If I am to choose among the people that have ruled Oyo state and their performance, then I can boldly pray God should rule my life like Ajimobi governed Oyo State.

In governance, you will offend some people and will appeal to some people, the major issue is that the multitude of people should be on your side and feel your good impact while you do your part and let God judge the rest.

He is not perfect coz he talk anyhow without respect sometimes, but when in terms of governance, he performed in Oyo state and was the best we ever had in recent times.

I like your last statement, God will judge him and everyone else that walk this earth.
Did you say he tall any how sometimes? Lol...this man made himself a demi-god. Yes he pulled up some structuses here and there but then...underneath it all...
Education / Re: Bowen University Sacks 100 Workers by Oluf3mi(m): 2:27pm On Jun 25, 2020
This is very sad, but lets face the truth, more people will lose their job. Not only because of the virus, nah...that is just by the way. The world is moving towards full time robotics. A.I will soon take over. Just that our own Nigeria is slow at embracing it...but it is on the rise. Dnt we have machines that accepts money now? Who need a bank full of Tellers then? And thats just one out of many industries. Its truly sad like I said...seems we all need to pick some thing up in the world of technology if we still want to remain relevant. It is well.
Romance / Re: m by Oluf3mi(m): 9:38am On Jun 25, 2020
seanwilliam:
but it's unfortunate that most girls now adays are perfect description of the emboldened
Correct. Bv then just like endangered spicies, we still have a few, you just need to look at the right places. Like presently i have a 24 untouched at hand...tested of course...no sex rules but mehn the things we do...always leave her legs shaking...its easy for me of course to drive in when she is all lost in it...but then, i'm that kind of guy that love sticking to his words...
Romance / Re: m by Oluf3mi(m): 9:29am On Jun 25, 2020
seanwilliam:
dont be bamboozled by Google's contents..


If you fhuck a virgin , size doesnt matter..
But if you fhuck a federal girl, size matter..



All in all having a big cassava has lots of advantages..


Note: I have a pencil casava grin
The google thing was just for reference purpose...I have first hand experiences...and no i dnt ever do 'animashauns'.
Got a pencil too...but it has done more wonders outside than inside sef.
Romance / Re: m by Oluf3mi(m): 9:25am On Jun 25, 2020
Smhaykins:


Masturbate four times a day...but don't ejaculate...it will increase the length
Hehehe...ewo leleyi bayi?
Romance / Re: m by Oluf3mi(m): 9:18am On Jun 25, 2020
seanwilliam:
let us learn to always say the truth .. size really matters ..stop giving yourself false motivation grin... abi which style u one give a girl with a wide pussy wey go be like multi-lane of Lagos -ibadan federal road grin .. pussy wey u no go reach the Gspot.. u go just dey sweat and parambulate.. e go be like konga,( konga is a well grin) u go dey hear jugbun jugbun grin

If you get short dick, find a girl with tight hole ..
Google is your friend. Size doensnt every time really matter...yes it might impostant some time...but not always....where is the clit located? Why do women squirt and all when you all do that rubbish mouth action? Do you jam you tongue down the whole depth of the vagina?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Billionaire Set To Marry President Trump's Daughter, Tiffany by Oluf3mi(m): 6:18am On Jun 23, 2020
[quote author=ednut1 post=90964073][/quote] Last, like an after thought...oda. Its cool
Politics / Re: Nigerian Billionaire Set To Marry President Trump's Daughter, Tiffany by Oluf3mi(m): 6:20pm On Jun 22, 2020
Wait...what? I was hoping to see a black dude. The guy claim 9ja?
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Dumps Arsenal After Defeat, Cries by Oluf3mi(m): 7:59pm On Jun 21, 2020
Truth be told, I love only one team and one team only in EPL...thats Arsenal...yes they are shitty at the moment,...it hurts...but running to join another team 'll be more shameful. Man U I hate...Chelsea disgusts me...Liverpool I feel nothing for...and the rest are just there. My opinion...my comment...no hard feelings...if you want to cry me a river...be my guest.

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Properties / Re: Molding Or Buying Blocks. Which Is Better? by Oluf3mi(m): 9:12pm On Jun 19, 2020
Admin9:
Training a girl to school so that you can marry her and Marrying a girl that has already gone to school, which is better?
This analogy get as e be.

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Education / Re: UI In The 1960s (photos) by Oluf3mi(m): 7:27pm On Jun 16, 2020
Collinsemegreat:
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Sup with the forth pic? Thats UCH na
Education / Re: Creepiest historical Photos you'll ever find on the internet by Oluf3mi(m): 7:19pm On Jun 16, 2020
TheSourcerer:
The Akodessewa Fetish Market in Togo sells talismans related to voodoo magic.


The Akodessewa Fetish Market in Lomé, Togo, is the largest Voodoo market in the world. It carries all the supplies needed for various charms and rituals, from human skulls and dead monkeys to armadillo skin and parrot beaks.

While some may find the market unsettling, Voodoo is a religion that is often misunderstood. While many think it is violent, Voodoo believes that every creature is divine, alive or dead, and that there is both a visible and an invisible world, and that these are connected. In Vodoo, death just means transitioning to the invisible world, while remaining present in spirit.

Museo de las Momias, a mummy museum in Mexico, contains over 100 remarkably preserved mummies.
Museo de las Momias.
Museo de las Momias. Russ Bowling/Flickr
The Museo de las Momias came to be after a grave tax, which was implemented in 1865, caused the city of Guanajuato to dig up any bodies related to family members who couldn't pay it, in an effort to extort them.

Because of the dry conditions of the soil, when the bodies were dug up they were incredibly well-preserved. The city decided to keep the mummies in an ossuary underneath the cemetery in case loved ones could eventually pay the grave tax to rebury them.

The horrible practice didn't end until 1958, and by then the ossuary had gathered enough mummified, disinterred bodies to become a museum, which is a popular — albeit slightly distasteful — tourist attraction today.

The "Island of Dolls" along the canals of Xochimilco in Mexico is full of hundreds of abandoned dolls that were apparently a tribute to the spirit of a drowned girl.
The "Island of Dolls" in Mexico. Esparta Palma/Wikimedia Commons/CC BY 2.0
The legend of the "Island of Dolls" tells of a resident of the area named Don Julian, who visited the island and met the spirit of a girl that had drowned there.

She haunted him, and compelled him to hang hundreds of dolls from the island's trees in her honor. Then, 50 years after he hung the first doll, Julian apparently drowned in the exact same spot she had.

This boneyard of skeletons dug up from their graves in Havana, Cuba, became a popular photo-op for tourists and in this case, American soldiers.
Men playing with bones in the Colon Cemetery boneyard in Havana, Cuba. theprimitivefold/eBay
As was common in overcrowded cemeteries at the time, the Colon Cemetery in Cuba had a policy of digging up skeletons after five years if family members didn't keep paying for them to stay buried.

The cemetery would dump the bones in a boneyard, which eventually grew to be about 30 feet deep. It became a popular tourist destination, and after the Spanish-American War, what is thought to be two American soldiers were photographed playing with the bones.



In Yoruba land, we call them, leku leja

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Politics / Re: Oyo Relaxes Curfew, Gives Updates On Resumption Of Schools, Offices, Churches by Oluf3mi(m): 1:55pm On Jun 16, 2020
Zendinho:
God bless you Gov. Makinde for saving the lives of all private school teachers.....

Though am not a private school teacher but having tested the waters there i understand exactly their plight.

Once again God bless your Excellency Mr Seyi Makinde.
How exactly has he saved the lives of the teachers? One thing, not all teachers are going back to work...just a few. Another thing, most of the darn private might not even be able to pay the few anything till parents pay outstanding fees and all...and how soon do you think some parents 'll make the payment jugding from all that has been happening. So in summary...its going to be a great discomfort for some of the private school teacher...in terms of transport and some other things, except from few schools with good kind-hearted managments. I have friend whose last full payment was in feb. March, he got just 5k frm a salary of btw 35-40k...n nothing since then. Nw imagine sm1 like that

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Politics / Re: Oyo Relaxes Curfew, Gives Updates On Resumption Of Schools, Offices, Churches by Oluf3mi(m): 1:45pm On Jun 16, 2020
SoftP:
Never knew this state still exist in Nigeria’s map though
For your mind now you have made sensible comment niyen o. Pfft.
Romance / Re: After Eating A Pussy, He Got This!!!! (graphic Photo) by Oluf3mi(m): 11:54am On Jun 16, 2020
iranu...abasha...meanwhile one girl has been using style to ask me to go down there whenever we are at it...i always give her that..'shey ko re e?(are you sick?) look. I dnt even encourage u sucking my dick...you now expect me to....nah nah...kuku kill me first. And if you think i'm not romantic...leave it like that...it is my romantic not yours.
Celebrities / Re: Airline: We Mistook Naira Marley For Fashola. They Are "Bunch Of Useless People" by Oluf3mi(m): 11:26am On Jun 16, 2020
A times it is good to shalaye...a times...you really need not to, so as to avoid further embarrassment...this right here is one of those times. Just see rubbish talk. Ode!
Romance / Re: Eight (8) Underrated Things Better And Sweeter Than Sex(opinion) by Oluf3mi(m): 9:42pm On Jun 15, 2020
paulolee:

enough sex join na...wey me and all my gees jus de spend cash like say we just pick..na dm de find us kum ous bk den..na we even tire self..
I want to believe you are well established now...two years after.
Crime / Re: Grace Oshiagwu Raped And Killed In A Church In Ibadan by Oluf3mi(m): 5:51pm On Jun 14, 2020
It really makes my heart bleed when I read some comments on serious issues like the one we have here. A times I get the urge to reply some but then, I'd join the 'movement of stupidity' I saw some clowns typing 'afonja' this and that...like...seriously, how daft can you be? And this is you that wants the govt to drop power for the youth? You really need to handle sensitive matters better and not display you silly self here. And yes the news is true sadly(for those asking) although not exactly inside the church. Someone here who lives around the area has even dropped a more indepth info...but some just decide to give their whole self to being daft...and no its not funny. It is well.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet 'sandra' The Beauty Queen That Slays More Than Regina Daniels (photos) by Oluf3mi(m): 5:21pm On Jun 12, 2020
MajesticKris:
Wait What grin grin cheesy pls Delete even Regina still dey learn slaying undecided undecided undecided
this one that looks like Mike's Wife grin
Funny...but you wish you have Mike's kinda wife.

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Crime / Re: Meet The Oldest Serving Prisoner, Who Was Convicted At Age 16 And Served For 64 by Oluf3mi(m): 8:48am On Jun 11, 2020
shugabasbn:
This can never happened in America or developed world.....
You sure you read the story properly?
Education / Re: Cross River Public Schools To Resume June 16 As Government Mass Produces PPE by Oluf3mi(m): 7:11am On Jun 11, 2020
HoliMaree:


There's nothing to reason, all States have been given the freedom to open up their states as they deem fit. Lagos has the luxury of keeping everything shut till thy kingdom come but for a state like Cross River, having a governor that knows how to keep his people protected, he is free to open schools, let other states play catch up.






So basically each state can do as they want with school despite unified curriculum? Ok...I'm getting you.
Education / Re: Cross River Public Schools To Resume June 16 As Government Mass Produces PPE by Oluf3mi(m): 8:20pm On Jun 10, 2020
bonnyhope:
FG has given every state the go ahead to manage the situation on their own
So stop complaining
Not when it comes to education sector...reason am well na.
Education / Re: Cross River Public Schools To Resume June 16 As Government Mass Produces PPE by Oluf3mi(m): 8:14pm On Jun 10, 2020
Pacesetter123:
He is just making wot I may called policy statement.He cannot implement it.U can't run ur own academic calendar completely independent of oda states or federal ministry of education.For instance,if u start may be ur 3rd term now and complete it in de next 3 months.Then federal government av not open dia own n oda states yet,do u think of wot will happen to ur SS/ST 3 students? Who will administer WAEC,NECO or NABTEB for them? Wot about de primary six pupils who will want to go to unity schools or secondary school in another state?
So,by dat statement,de governor is just testing de water to see public reactions such as wot we are currently doing now in dis thread in nairaland.
See ehn...God bless you...I was reading through comments to see something sensible. Kept shaking my head till I read yours. I'm seriously amazed at the level of thoughts of sm people here.
Romance / Re: I Think My Fiance Does Not Have A Hole For Penetration Of Penis In Her Vagina. by Oluf3mi(m): 11:18am On Jun 09, 2020
Crazy shh....back in school, i once had this hostel mate sleep over...midnight, things got wild...when it was time to 'enter the place', all trial proved abortive...i thought i was going out of my mind...las las I gave up, telling myself that maybe it was a sign for me to give myself..lol. Crazy much. The girl kuma didnt say anything. We just slept off.
Romance / Re: Lists of States With The Highest Number Of Cheap Babes In Nigeria by Oluf3mi(m): 3:43pm On Jun 07, 2020
grin grin
vivalavida:

U no smart na
Med oo
Romance / Re: How A Girl Raped Me And This Happened by Oluf3mi(m): 9:32am On Jun 04, 2020
grin grin
mrjaydee:
Look at this Idiotic foolish imbeccile.
grin
mrjaydee:
Look at this Idiotic foolish imbeccile.

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Accuses Dbanj Of Raping Her In A Hotel In 2018 After She Refused His Money by Oluf3mi(m): 9:28am On Jun 04, 2020
With all these maddness flying here and there, I think its about time I call out aunt's maid from time in memorial...she has some explanations to do...of the things she did to little me then. sad
Crime / Re: #JusticeForUwa: Vera Uwaila Omozuwa Raped In RCCG Church In Edo, Dies (Graphic) by Oluf3mi(m): 10:02pm On May 31, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Imagine and I'm sure she must have called the name of God multiple times with faith beyond measure but still the deed was done , hope the perpetrators get arrested soon , who am I kidding , are autopsies on raped dead victims even carried out?




You still be thinking you are special o and God will come to your aid when you need him because you are special or because you dey read Bible.
Someday...you will understand...someday...
Religion / Re: Lockdown: There Will Be A Lot Of Babies - Adeboye Says, Speaks On COVID-19 Death by Oluf3mi(m): 5:40pm On May 31, 2020
I saw some comments and I just shake my head. Gbogbo eleyi ko nessestri...

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Romance / Re: You Should Never Do This During Sex!!! by Oluf3mi(m): 3:28pm On May 31, 2020
saintpadrepio:
Good afternoon everyone reading the truth.

The sanctity of sex should never be undermine or compromise for sinful pleasure.

This thread is not to join anyone in argument or judge you.
It is simply telling you not to engage in this during sex and if you are still doing it pls stop for you are polluting your life.

As a morally upright couple that just got married your mind will be on how to explore and try different sex modes with your partner.

You should take this serious for your own overall wellbeing.

Some beautiful relationships has been terminated on the altar of this evil sex mode or type.

Mouth action

Anal fingering

Fingering

Anal sex

Breast sucking

These and other filthy types not mentioned here is the design of the devil to rubbish the sanctity of sex.

You can satisfy your spouse without engaging in this dirty acts.

We all know pornography is entirely dirty and filthy and it is through it some people are learning different sex type that are bad for them without knowing it.

Some spouse may see you as a pervert if you tell them to engage in one or all of these and this has lead to breakups in relationships.

Some people had got sexual disease for practicing this rubbish.

You can't satisfy your spouse if you practice or keep doing it,that is why many porn stars later quit the porn industry because they know deep down that they are in emotional and psychological pains in what they are doing in order to earn big.

No porn star is happy and satisfy in what he or she is doing.

These types or modes of sex is abhorrently, abysmally, egregious, filthy, dirty,detestable, disgusting,disgraceful, shameful and totally and completely egreggious to say the least.

#istandwithsexualpurity
Sir you do knöw that there is something called pre-intimacy right? I mean you can just strip butt naked and just shove it in there. You need to set the mood rigth sir. Now while i dnt condone dirty habits such as MouthAction, anal this and that, but breast sucking! Aba! Its a must sir.

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