ashybabs:
Seen

Wait... what the actual fxck

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

If I talk wetin dey my mind...you go vex seriously.

chatinent:
One bedroom for ₦9m and it is called affordable?

No vex, can the house protect me from the valleys of the shadows of death?

Omo e shock me too

Lol .. Man U really being shitty today.

McOluOmo:
Retirement ko tired ni

Dangote still dey fyn money oo'







Guys wey no get girlfriend get peace of mind

That you are retired no mean say money on flow must stop. Just investment wisely and monitor things. You gerrit??

IamGblaize:
But honestly the ratio of poor people in this country beats that of the rich by far , people are suffering ohh.... Anyways congrats to him.

If I see 100k like this I fit cry first before I start to spend am

Lol...we go draw budget together with the money abeg...but we go need first get land for Lekki...order for Royce phantom too... then we go now see how we go invest....

SultanOfPuna:
If this is what is called Beauty in 1957
Then I must say I'm HIGHLY disappointed
Make una dey talk true for once
The woman no fine at all

My grandma from Enugu who is 86 was very far more beautiful and sexy than this woman during 1957..

Look at her picture below
She is the beautiful LoLo in the middle
That pic below was before Independence

My question is...did you grandma participate in the competition? You really need to be calming down...

Calibrator:
I have always wondered how a serving Military officer will be doing comedy skits for a living.


It is all shades of wrong and knew it was only a matter of time before authorities reason his matter.



Military work is a very sensitive job.
The only side hustle allowed is Agriculture.

Doing the skits is not the problem...but doing one in a camouflage is one. I think his most recent skit is the cause of the issue. He had his camo trouser on.

I am confused...is she 19 or 22? And heading says you are 30 but you wrote your are 11 years older... Ejo what's going one?

DSC7:
I met this beautiful damsel around 2012,we got admission into same institution same year....

We dated from 2012-2016,,,,

During service we parted ways and met again 2018 but ended up becoming friends with benefits....

By 2019 distance(different states) kept us apart due to life plans.....

And we don't have each others contacts again

So i was chatting with my elder brother this morning and he told me about his fiancee, i asked for her picture... Lo and behold she was my ex and friend with benefits.....


Now there is no way she will know that we are related except on their wedding day coming up next year if i attend.....

I don't know whether to tell him or just let them be

Baba, you say no be movie something be this?

Martinez39s:
You articulated my thoughts. In the first part of the video, when the final year student was apprehended, the word "project" was mentioned and I could guess what possible transpired.

Some lecturers in Nigeria deserve a good beating. If you have seen the sadism, wickedness, ego, and pettiness they mete on students, especially the post graduate students and those doing their project, you will never have any sort of sympathy for these set of lecturers. I don't agree with what the boy did, but I can understand. Not many student will ever beat a lecturer even when pushed to the wall, especially in broad daylight and in school premises where others can apprehend them, but the guy did such; that sounds like someone who has been pushed to the wall and frustrated and doesn't care a damn. The way the guy beat the woman and walked away showed he had no care in the world. Even cultists that want to beat a lecturer plan such attack in group and do it discreetly.

People are different and there is so much some can take.

And I see him paying dearly for it. Unfortunately

Lol...no to drugs...no to drugs...una no go hear.. see now....

Annabelle12344:
I just created this account to post this.
I'm really Disturbed.

My wedding is approaching and I'm so excited about it.
Before I met my husband to be, there's this married man I know. Right from day one he told me who was married but his family based in a different state. I told him I'm single and I can't marry a married man nor date a married man. We both laughed about it.

Years passed, he became so close to my family and everybody around me. He comes to my house, gist with my mum, siblings and my family members are very accommodating.
I had my boyfriend whom everyone knows, that I have nothing with this man.
he support me financially some times. I have been helpful as well in my own ways. most times, I helped him out with cooking, even followed him to supper market to pick beautiful clothes (wears) for his wife and children. I have known this man for about 4 yrs now, but never have I had intimat.e relationship with him. He's like a big brother to me although he deeply loved me and have asked me out severally, but i have never involved myself with him s.exuallly.

This man have been so good to me, but now, I want to get married and he's so angry with me, he appears so hurt and heartbroken. He's behaving as if I betray his love. He's acting as if nothing mean anything to him any more. He almost lost his job last week due to lack of concentration. He takes his job carelessly now,

How can I help him heal emotionally, without distracting my own marriage?

Is ignoring him at this point the best option?


How should I handle this? Pls advice

Hello... please excuse brother and focus on your life. He has his family... please build yours. He will get over it. Except you are ready to give him what he has been wanting, which I tell you will end in premium tears.

Flier:
Stupid liar

As you don have sex with her before na.

meobizy:
Why is this celebrated? Honestly, why? Humans are different, it’s the beauty of the world. That she remained a virgin till 55, which I refuse to believe, doesn’t stop others from getting deflowered at 13.

Just a question tho. Would you allow your daughter to get deflowered at 13?? I come in peace.

NoSentiment:
A woman from the religion of "love" showing "love". Hypocritical set of people who preache "love" on Sundays and practice hate and wickedness throughout the remaining days of the week.

Dey try act you username sir.

SenecaTheYonger:
She looks like someone I’ve seen on Twitter.

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Explorers:
Guinea pig

Hehe... freaking cute

Explorers:
Hairless cat


While some may find these cats rather ugly to look at, others find them incredibly exotic or funny but one thing’s for sure is a pregnant Sphynx looks like something you’ll only see once.

these cats get me every single time...like tf??

Mummiesgirls4:


I have 4 girls and pregnant with the fifth. I have only told him about the 4th child and he doesn't know about the other 3.

Omo x 10000 serious something

Mummiesgirls4:
My trad marriage is on the 27 of this month I still have had no courage to tell him about my 3 other children. I am pregnant I am scared he will leave me if he find out that I have 3 other children, I love him so much he is my everything on earth and I am scared to loose him. I don't want to end up single with 5 children. But sometime I feel sad I cry at night and I just don't know what to do because the guilt is so much.

This your story no add up...you have 3 kids...your are pregnant...you don't what yo be single with 5 kids....you pregnant with twins?

Na WA ooo...if you had third class, you'd commit suicide niyen oo...tf is wrong with second class lower?? Just man up and confront him joor.

vanbonattel:
Are you surprised?

It's only in Igboland, a place where evil is frowned at and efforts made to correct things that the community comes together to punish their youths in a bid to save them from a societal evil as drug abuse. The method might not be the best, but it's a way of drawing attention to the evil called drug abuse.

Other parts of Nigeria would deny the drug use, ignore it or collect government money and embezzle it all in the name of lying to themselves. They will even give it religious interpretations or start trading blames like, "is it not yoruba people that sell our fulani boys drugs?"

Igboland is the best society in Africa.

You just had to make a tribal thing. SMH.

chiommy123:
Op you for bring the girl make we flog her well

Lol...relax abeg

Shedrack777:
did you went there to mind other people's business? or you went there to serve God? because from your quote, i feel you're enjoying what she was doing. if not, you could have moved away and let her fall when she reverse back the third time

Lol... mind other people's business? Sir/ma, I shared MY experience. And when you say 'enjoying it' confuses me. But sha let me paint a clearer picture. It was a long queue...I was wedged between her and someone at my back. There was no way I could have avoided her with bumping into the person behind me which will likely cause a ripple effect. So calm down sir/ma. It's just one of those things. I just felt like sharing it.

And just like Joseph, I will flee this temptation. �� Ahn ahn...fear all some of the ladies in church ehn.....So it was time for thanksgiving offering, we all stood up to move on a single file to drop offering, dancing of course...this aunty jumped in front of me (yes I know her..but it is just on 'hi...hi' level)...well..we started moving to the front...dancing...then we had to wait...because of the long queue...then we started moving, all of a sudden, she made a backwards dance and bumped into me. ��...it was so sudden that her butt rammed into my groin...Omo I shock �...I wanted to say sorry but I no talk...We started moving forward...all of a sudden aunty did it again...I got confused �. Omo, which kain wahala be this?...it was obvious that she was doin it on purpose...i was wearing a tight pant (not boxer) and she made deliberate effort it ensure her butt hits me hard. By the time she did it third time, we were heading back to out sit...I jejeli stepped out of the church auditorium for fresh air. Alakoba.�

Ain't no party like a Lagos party ��

I hope it doesn't end in tears.

Maryliola:
like I said I’m clean, I don’t think he would’ve married me if I was dirty as he is also very clean. But why can’t you give head? Have you tried it before?

I have dislike it too...one time I was pressurized into trying it..I went for it but the lady could see I was so uncomfortable, she ended up stopping me. Some of us just aint down with it. It's not about being selfish. I on my part won't pressurize my lady into giving me mouth action too... infact, I once turned it down when a lady offered to give me.( I am darn serious about that);I can do every other thing to satisfy her...but not just mouth action

Iyaebe:
You'll have to like it if your wife wants it,she's clean and I read it's even cleaner than the mouth,it cleanses and purify itself except in cases of infection

Have to like it? What does that even mean? I don't like mouth action. It's that simple. I made it clear to my lady. On my part, I do every other thing to ensure that the sex enjoyment is not one sided. There are other ways to make her climax which have nothing to do with MouthAction.

hotseat:
Here they go again!



.Arsenal: the most unpredictable team in the EPL!


.
Win when you expect them to lose!



Lose when you expect them to win!













ARSENANUS!

Hehe...no be us koba your team na.

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..

i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Kai!!! Moments like this you feel like you can slap someone virtually. Alaye shift!!! Claim it with your full chest. If you weren't ready for it, you wouldn't have gone raw!!! Just jejeli accept your fate.