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Religion / Re: Lady Shares The Message She Got From A Struggling 'Entitled' Pastor (Photos) by Oluf3mi(m): 3:34pm On Jan 02, 2022
Yinkakolawole:
Leviticus 25:35, and if thy brother be waxen poor. And fallen in decay with thee; then thou shalt relieve him. Yea, though he be a stranger or a sojourner that he may live thee.

Matthew 5:42, give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.

it is good to help others who are in needs.

Sir, did you read through properly?
Nairaland / General / Re: How Much Is Ending Up With You As 2021 Folds Up? by Oluf3mi(m): 9:58pm On Dec 31, 2021
I am ending the year with my life intact... Glory be to God
Foreign Affairs / Re: New Zealand Officially Enters 2022 by Oluf3mi(m): 1:17pm On Dec 31, 2021
Saifullah01:
No be juju be that shocked
Abeg OP if you stay in NZ, as una enter 2022 any prospects for that year? So that we know what to bring in and what not to bring in
Tell am to give us football games outcome.... grin
Career / Re: 15,049 Nigerian Nurses Move To UK In Five Years by Oluf3mi(m): 8:27am On Dec 30, 2021
1Sharon:


A nurse cannot diagnose patients.

Was referring to medical practioners in general ma. grin
Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by Oluf3mi(m): 8:05pm On Dec 29, 2021
Oluwasaudy:


....lol..na mad man day argue... Zoom the picture and compare it to your so called grass cutter... Just look at the head closely... Then you score yourself .

This bush meat is called owawa in Yoruba...
I day chop am Wella for my school days for oou... E get Hunter way they bring them steady...

So don't argue bro... This no be grass cutter

Lol...baba...owawa is cheetah... Google it.
Food / Re: What Is The Name Of This Bush Meat We Caught Today? by Oluf3mi(m): 8:02pm On Dec 29, 2021
ImoleNaija:
They don't look like grass cutters.



Thank you. It is Owawa. I saw them once. They fell from a tree on campus. The students chased, killed, did justice to one & gave one to a lecturer. They called them owawa. I japa when they fell - they looked so scary.



Bush dogs? I don't know.
Owawa? I know.
Na the English name dey cause wahala.


Owawa is cheetah fam. Google it.
Career / Re: 15,049 Nigerian Nurses Move To UK In Five Years by Oluf3mi(m): 7:54pm On Dec 29, 2021
Omo...they are leaving us with the dull ones cry cry ....the ones who use Google to diagnose patients.
Phones / Re: SOLD !!! Samsung S7 For Sale 10k Negotiable by Oluf3mi(m): 6:05pm On Dec 29, 2021
grin grin see pricing. Una too weeekeed.
Romance / Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by Oluf3mi(m): 5:49pm On Dec 29, 2021
GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.




Eyah...Pele my dear.

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Celebrities / Re: Poco Lee: Kogbagidi Sends Portable Packing Back To His Village (Video) by Oluf3mi(m): 4:55pm On Dec 21, 2021
Worriedwife:
Davido will help him

Oya.. tuale!!! Davido second in command

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Sports / Re: Aubameyang Banished From Arsenal First-Team Training by Oluf3mi(m): 5:16pm On Dec 18, 2021
Vickyvice:
It's like arsenal wants/wish to be relegated


Have you watched Arsenal games of late? He has been soo irrelevant. I love Auba but he is really losing it.

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Pets / Re: Enraged Monkeys Kill 250 DOGS In India by Oluf3mi(m): 4:48pm On Dec 18, 2021
Gang war.... Mafia monkeys...

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NYSC / Re: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by Oluf3mi(m): 5:19pm On Dec 17, 2021
E choke
Culture / Re: 90-year-old Emir Of Daura, Faruk Umar Marries 20-year-old Bride (Pictures) by Oluf3mi(m): 4:11pm On Dec 15, 2021
Do let us act like we dunno that she gon get some from some other niccur. wink
Family / Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by Oluf3mi(m): 6:46pm On Dec 13, 2021
jaksmillioniar:
hello room.

I have a problem and it is paining me. I am a matured guy who know what it feels like to be single and maried .

Most People mock me, but I got married.

We had a baby last year, a corona baby.

I am not ashamed to say that at my age, I am still a mummy's boy and she is my number one but I respect my wife.

When I wanted to marry, my wife Never agreed to having a house close to my mum's place.

I felt very bad but I want to make her happy so we moved far. My mom was angry as she knew my wife forced me.

When my wife delivered, her mum came for omugo instead of my mum, and that made her so sad, that she cried and ask if i am a bastard to let them steal her right.

I begged her. She came for naming and left the same day I noticed way my wife was acting rude too because her mum was pushing her.

I told my wife that mum is angry, let us visit her buy her a gift because her place is now far.

She kept saying that her body is not strong for 5 months after delivery and I thought she took me and my family as fools.

I got angry and slapped her twice. When she saw that I was really angry she begged me.

So we went and saw her we are all happy and settled all.

As my child reached 10 month, I told her to tell her mum to go because she's now strong almost to walk.

Her mum left but my mum wanted to come and spend the holiday as she had never done that since she delivered .

When I told my wife, her facial expression changed. When my mum came i travelled but she didnt cook for her but heat soup that was in the freezer to give her.

My mum hated that and she called me crying that what she did to her she won't do to her own mum .

I pretended nothing happened as I got back I bought things from a eatry for family so my mum left after 2 weeks.

I brought up the issue and she said nothing wrong in giving her food kept in the freezer that she gave same to her mum too .

I got angry and beat her up. I didnt injure her. all and some other thing . I love my wife I cant be beating her all the time she promise to change yet nothing. Because of bad character I refuse to take her to eatry.

she denied me sex until I slap sense into her.

marriage has challenges it is s not easy.



Alaye try get sense. You can't be hitting your wife anytime she has opinions different from yours. Try different approaches. You know the saying...when you push an animal to the wall and it has no other place to go...it faces you and change it for you. Be guided.
Romance / Re: Does Body Count Actually Count? by Oluf3mi(m): 5:29pm On Dec 12, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

grin grin grin baba why you dey vex na? Who do you strong thing??

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Travels To Give Boyfriend A Surprise Visit But It Ends In Tears by Oluf3mi(m): 6:51pm On Dec 10, 2021
Ended in premium tears...
Science/Technology / Re: Amazing Engineering: World's Largest Construction And Excavations Machines(Pics) by Oluf3mi(m): 6:49pm On Dec 10, 2021
All I see are the autobots and the decepticons
Politics / Re: Delay In December Salary: FG Warns Civil Servants To Prepare by Oluf3mi(m): 4:40pm On Dec 09, 2021
If this is real, then we don enter one chance again for the hands of policemen dem.
Travel / Re: My Aunty Saw 2 Hidden Passports Inside Slippers (Video, Pictures) by Oluf3mi(m): 7:02pm On Dec 06, 2021
Chloraseptic:
Another way of trafficking drugs may have just been discovered; that is if the trafficker is wise enough to wear the slippers on their foot


grin grin lamest way ever...the person go regret say dem born am.
Romance / Re: What A Mess! I Slept With A Married Woman In A Hotel by Oluf3mi(m): 11:37am On Dec 06, 2021
My own is...did you use protection?? If you didn't...alaye...you did this with your full chest...no excuse. But like some suggested, it's bets you cut ties immediately.
Business / Re: Shoprite Building A Mall In Kaduna (Photos) by Oluf3mi(m): 7:36pm On Dec 05, 2021
Kaduna to the world...man is really trying tho.
Romance / Re: What Most Guys Who Demand Too Much Of Women Look Like (pic) by Oluf3mi(m): 5:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
LifestyleTonite:
Quickly check the picture below before reading this short piece.

Welcome back.

Laughing out so aloud in red pill language.

It's time for guys to sit down and tell themselves the truth too and not just sit around and slam girls.

Guys have issues too. Many of them look shapeless or out of shape, yet they want a damsel in their life. When a damsel turns them down because they don't look attractive, they start to pour out their frustration on all girls.

Some think everything has to do with money. They think once they get money, they can get any girl for themselves. That's true to some extent, but you cant get love with just money, just sex which is not as good as knowing you are loved to pieces by the opposite sex.

Money is a tool you use to walk up to love. You use money to hit the gym, eat good food and look fit. But some guys think just buying expensive clothes is what matters, disregarding the fact that they need the right physique to accentuate the clothes.

Look at Wizkid and Tems. Wizkid was snubbed on stage by Tems. Why? Man's too short and boyish. Place Trey Songs or Drake on stage with her, which is clearly a match, and watch her fall over them.

Half the time, some rich men are dating or married to women who don't find them sexually attractive, but they don't know. They think all that matters is giving her money. That they do until they realise that one jobless dude is not only sleeping with their woman but also using the money they give their woman to level up.

Guys, lack of money is not the only reason why you can't find a damsel to love you sincerely. The reason why girls don't love you or even notice you passing by is because you don't love yourself. Imagine guys between 20 and 40 already having potbelly with fat body like a woman. I bet you that the expensive clothes you will rock with that kind of body will look normal or abnormal on you, instead of having that dashing effect it had on the model that rocked it on the runway.

So, guys, instead of joining the gang of guys that bash girls on social media, why not join the click of guys that would rather spend that moment working on themselves financially, spiritually, physically and emotionally?

Hit the gym today. A sexy and fit body will cover up your 'ugly face'. Once you start to work out with visible result, bet it that compliments will start to come your way. I'm a living example. I've always had a cute and handsome face, but I thought that was all I needed until I graduated and saw a decline in advances from ladies. That was when I decided to hit the gym and stay fit. Today, female colleagues, both single and married, do compliment me loudly. Male colleagues see me as an inspiration because I stand out from among them. Guess what I've become? I've become the kind of guy both men and women love. Such is whom ladies love, because ladies flock around who others flock around.

So, red pill guys, enough of female bashing, because to be honest, they owe you nothing. A they want in life is a high value man, not necessarily a rich man, but a man others admire without money attached to him.

The day I decided to love myself was the day I went to meet a carpenter and told him to make a local bench for me to use for bench press exercise. I worked out at home for two months before discovering that there was a gym close to my house, which I later registered in. Then I proceeded to get some workout suppliments. The day I stepped out to Ikeja City Mall to get one was the day I met the love of my life, a gorgeous light-skinned lady that looks like she got cropped out of a magazine. Did I mention that she loves me to pieces and calls me thrice a day with each calls lasting over an hour? She exhausts her airtime and immediately converts to Whatsapp call. The day I met her at ICM, I remember I was getting advances from ladies at the mall that day. Did I look rich? No. Did I look attractive? Yes.

Don't get me wrong, I don't look bulked up like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I look fit and elegant with tones in the right places. I wish I could post pictures but it's not my style. Right now, I'm working on my finances and about to buy a landed property and work towards marriage next year. I'm also thinking about trippling my hustle next year.

Simply put, I spent my little money on myself by hitting the gym and enjoying myself. Same money would have gone into simping for a girl all in a bid to get her attention. These days, I don't hesitate to lavish on myself, buy nice and expensive shoes. So, I don't see it as a big deal to give my chick nice trips.

It's time for boys to learn to be men and stop whining like sissies. Work on yourself and the love you desire will be yours. Don't forget to pray to God too.

Start in this order:

Spiritually - read the Bible
Financially - work and save
Physically - hit the gym
Emotionally - don't let a lady's rejection or anything get on your nerves.

Peace guys

grin



I was trying to read...like really trying, then my eyes caught the Wizkid and Tems thing and simply told myself...nah... ain't worth it.
Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufa Inspects The Paintings On Leventis Underpass In Kaduna (Photos) by Oluf3mi(m): 9:13am On Dec 03, 2021
Fasindo:
shocked



North West best governor


A governor inspecting a painting on a road is what someone is celebrating and even posting on nairaland.
Who curse Nigeria?

Alaye calm down. Don't sentimental. I really see anything bad in him inspecting the project.


When will he inspect Abuja - Kaduna road cos Gunmi boys may want to tell him something

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Romance / Re: Who Mistakenly Saw Your unclothedness And What Was The Reaction? by Oluf3mi(m): 6:48pm On Dec 01, 2021
Lol... NYSC that year, the lady we share we lodge was having her bath behind my window, I had gone out and came in as I forgot something, I pushed the window open and there she was... it wasn't like I saw anything tho because I quickly turned my face. She was furious...but las las.. eventually..we sha do the do... grin

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Pere And Maria Sign Endorsement Deal With DSTV Nigeria (Photos, Video) by Oluf3mi(m): 6:41pm On Dec 01, 2021
As other endorsements no dey come na. Shitty set!
Business / Re: Customers Outraged Over Excessive Bank Charges by Oluf3mi(m): 4:35pm On Nov 28, 2021
lashout1:
Everything dies in this country;

You make transfer with GTB mobile app, you get additional deductions tagged VAT, transfer commission and stamp duty charge.

After 2 weeks, you will receive another with SMS charge for two week and another at the end of the month including 2 weeks that have been deducted previously.

The annoying thing is that most of these deductions do not come with SMS because they are trying to get it off the customers attention.

If I use my GTB ATM card on another bank's dispenser, I get deductions for every use, which is supposed to be one deduction after 3 usage.
GTB that at mad finish.

Politics / Re: Nigeria Declines Germany’s Offer To Train Policemen by Oluf3mi(m): 5:04pm On Nov 26, 2021
festacman:
It is not about training. Nigerian Police as at today has tons of modern kits and equipment for protest or hostile crowd control. And they sure has the knowledge.

Most Nigerians believe that Nigerians by nature are stubborn and only firm use of red eye and raw force will get them moving. It is about mentality. Give an average Nigerian uniform and small authority and watch his enforcement conduct. Even the degrading way common corporate security personnel treat crowd of job seekers especially when recruitment is on will tell you everything.
Exactly why they need to be trained by international body sir

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Food / Re: My Evening Meal Many Years After Graduation by Oluf3mi(m): 4:38pm On Nov 26, 2021
Ok, it's the pepper for me. Tf with that?
Romance / Re: Lady Refuses To Sleep With Man Who Took Her On Expense Paid Vacation-He Did This by Oluf3mi(m): 9:18pm On Nov 24, 2021
Iyaebe:
The man is all wrong here,when did paid vacation=sex?was it in their agreement? You can agree to go on a vacation with someone and still not have sex and the man has no right to be angry or forceful about it,it's like asking her to trade her body for the vacation expenses and that is cheap and also an insult.

Romance / Re: Lady Refuses To Sleep With Man Who Took Her On Expense Paid Vacation-He Did This by Oluf3mi(m): 9:17pm On Nov 24, 2021
Rickmann:



You flew all the way just to end up in that kinda room and bed? So sorry but I expected something more exquisite..something so much for a vacation at least..


Like a bed on a tree yes?? Just thinking tho

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Properties / Re: The House Where An Agent Took My Friend To In Lagos (Photo) by Oluf3mi(m): 7:58pm On Nov 24, 2021
ashybabs:
Seen
Lol....no words

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