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9ja,
o ti kolo
omuti ni e

egbe ni e


iwo lo ma do monkey

u b kolomentalist

monkey yansh militant like u

onye shiii

nay,
she is bald

Florency:
You need to see a shrink . Loser !

u are d loser, wacko must have gotten into ur pants,
messed ur head real good

naijastyle:
what has wacko jacko got to do with this thread?

florency and olulu need to see the shrink.

up yours

elenu nla,
oloko mallam,
onidi malu,

omo adedibu,
kidnapper

ok, tell me,
y u dey run from tufe dey

coool,
mad people on board

sammy,
o ba omo je
o le ra ra




sammy na bloody recruit,
no b general,
c as sgt tufe dey drag am

naijastyle:
olulu sexy? then pigs can fly

beef

jealous jealous

egbe nla

olori nla

<sub>dem just dey throw jabs


no sucker punches,
no knock outs</sub>



lazy people

names, opposites, and their meanings



clem= intelligent and brainy

opposite of clem is tufe
thus tufe = . . . . . . . .well, fill in gap



tessybaby= beautiful
opposite of tessybaby is jaymobb
thus jaymobb is "WOWO RI CIOUS"


olulu= rich, sexy, wise and world famous
opposite of olulu is sammy
thus sammy = , . . . , . . . . .well, fill in the gap

kids, kids, kids
_{spanking tufe and saucebaby}


ibikaye,u get get kboys to do a man's job,

come roll wit me gilrfriend,
u wouldn't see the fun end,
just step closer,
i will get u warmer,

and sit back, relax
and enjoy d ride

sexy

who cares?

he should have used a condom




sauce?
i fit use u chop indomie?

tufe:
well i havent, so go **** yourself

temper, temper, temper




dn't say such to a lady

tufe:
olulu, you no well oo

i lie,

ok, if i lie
make i naked for bathroom

hmmmmmmm,
well, it could make for a good joke

but realistically

never keep ur condom in ur car,
keep it handy,
sumtimes,
d car is just too far to get to
aids is real o,

jaymobb:
@naijastyle
y are u shocked abi u no sabi before sey olulu na the house boi wey dey help am service madam

mumu like u, wetin u sabi?
i sneak in frm time to time, i no b d house boy

naijastyle:
so olulu na houseboy wey dey service madman.

naija, i thot u get small sense pass jaymumu,
but u no even get at all,
them never put processor for ur brain



@tufe

ur bla bla bla, no get funtionality again

cool, fire sparks!!!


but y una dey face my clem na?

i go wounjure person o,
tufe, tessy, ninja or naija, back off

c ur bald head

toast him?
lai lai



he is gonna b too ugly to behold,
as a guy he wowo,
as woman, he go woworicious

crazily funny

stupendously funny

gilgee:
Imagine a world where Sammy is a woman with 3 breasts and 4 entrances.

coool,