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moral of the story



don't eat shit




<sub>drink urine instead,

or sumtin like it, same pipe</sub>

not if u b nepa man on a pole

girlfriend,

don't need no psalm to encourage me,
cos
when my hands lands on those laps,

it can only go up,up, up and then in,

for hw much will u girls drop ur clothes for me to take a sneak preview




nice bus

heard it b4 though, but still love it

tytylayor:
where is it taken place?

where else? na 4my palatial 2bed room apartment in gbagada
time is 8pm
dress code, well, , sumtin dat can b removed with one hand

sorry, didn't get dat,

what fcnkin remote?

ibkaye:
sharrrrap dia

i understand darling
da truth is bitter

dn't worry, i fit manage am 4u like dat

u know na

hmmmmm,
i will do her for free
just send her to me



nice one ty ty,

d dinner offer is still open o

clemcykul:
will you shatap!

why u too dey misyarn mr anaconda?

hmmmmmmmm


u want a piece of me?

ibk,

hmmmmmmmmm,

_{am still waiting for ur answer}

saggy breasts? hmmmm, urs ibkaye?
talkin frm experience?


nice jokes all

who is he bleeping?


d baby

huh ??

huh?

damn,
love those boobs,
twin mountains of glorious , tantalizing and sizzling woman flesh

@poster

coooooool



nice way to effect payment,
wireless transfer
no meter reading,
just in and out
and u are done

maybe u and i can try it sumtime,
u know, whether u are taken or not

no yawa,
after dinner, then, u know na,
so when we now wake d next morning,
u go chop breakfast
even lunch sef

ty ty

u don dey try o



infact i go buy u dinner

clemcykul:
anacondaaaaaaaaaa!

yes baby,
u want a taste of it

segunpc:
clemcy how far na?

so u re jealous of titi abi?

ok don't worry i ll spread it round because i get high libido.

r u happy now?

BLOODY FCUKAHOLIC

@boriswole

u may 15 too?
cool
finally, a birthday mate

congrats man

thanks people
appreciate it

@poster
coool




good tin she didn't grab sumtin
long ,warm and hard,

All May 15 people in the house, where u at?

holla back people,
this is the best day in the year,
cos its our day,
and u are lucky to have been born on da same day with me,


so,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to us,

love ya all,

have a lovely day,

don't do drugs
just chop "fish"
and
drink paraga and shepe only

no long tin



12inches and still counting, na horse?
reminds me of my own dear anaconda



nice jokes

tytylayor:
@olulu

but i still dey above u nw

above me ke?
u wey no dey baf,
na so so cobwebs and dust full d place,
i no do o


nice jokes though

segunpc:
titi my head is not booting well so i could barely conceive the jokes.

i no nderstand d first one at all

the second one ok

the third mean say the bird knows the hubby abi?

ur brain dey do premature ejaculation?
or u brain get dislocation?