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@poster

tight, very tight



@aristole

one man battalion?

coooooooooool business

hey people,
i have never met anybody who is my birthday mate,
u know May 15, d day of the holy kisses.

if u are , kindly holla back 08025070892,
lets hook up,since i plan to do sumtin small, come MAY


actually,am just curious,
cos most people i know have meet their birthday mate, but i haven't

but,
abeg, make una no bash me o
i come in piss peace

cool

Height of Sophistication …………,
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Cool, will try it out 2nite





@poster

brushieee yeeeeeee
hope u no dey wait for earthquake b4 u do ur tin o.
but anyway, i gbadun ur joke jo

tessybaby:
when they talk of MEN u call yourself one?
u are not one of them plz

tessybaby:
half woman and half man
WomanMan

Am i really a man?

hmmmmmmm,
theres only one way to find out
room 123, Moonlight hotel,
gbagada gra, Ikeja extension, ikoyi, Lagos
7pm, tonite,
don't be late.

we should c d efx in a month's time,
but what if we dn't?,

well, we will try again.

but assure u
nine months later, u will c d result

ademiller:
@ tessy baby, i think hes a she male ;d

ademiller:
ztyle, u can ask tessy that

Girlfriend, u ought to learn to think b4 u open ur mouth,
and confirm what u want to say,
else sum people might call what u say "foolish"

just a friendly advice,
u know

@tobiit

chop knuckle my guy


@ohilebo

na vex

@naijastyle

actually i do,
kissing is my hobby,
loving is my habit,
and
creativity is the game.

and as i believe,
u can smile, u can grin, u can laugh, when happy,
happiness is like kissing,

smile = peck
grin= tongue insertion and tonuge entanglement
laugh= tonuge probing inner recess, exploring under d oda tongue, brushing d walls of d mouth,
and all dat using, "using break ur neck style"






_{i don koloooooooooooooooo}

tessybaby:
@olulu

take ya time oooo

or else what?
its a man's world,
women are just attache.

tessybaby:
nice pic there

yep, cos its u.



@gilgee



Awomen, Amen, A-children, A-everytin

@ohilebo
yes na, when she was still a baby tiger,
but he don tay,
and
now she b mummy tiger

@poster
my guy chop knuckle jo

u had up in stiches

u try
clap for it

ohilebo:
@ olulu , No oooooooooooooo , I nor fit for wahala oooo , but thanks for your suggestion

fear fear boy,
i have got her tamed
just one cone of ice cream and she will do ur bidding
anythin u want

@ gilgee and ohilebo

u don kolo, na u b gay
i swing just one way
i no dey do anus o, na shit full there
i do strictly mutiple entry babies, 2 entry points upwards



@ohilebo

my babe?
ok, i fit send aristole to u, for obvious reasons.





Quote from: aristole on Yesterday at 01:29:25 PM
@TJ TJ
How many times did you fail WAEC? Simple question you can't answer.
   
This life is ridiculous!Is that how to greet your ex-hobby?Or you 're s*x starved?

Sorry oooooo.Try razor blade hole or better-still exhaust pipe hole of your car if you have any.ok ?        




u see, she is  tight, hot and painful at d same time
very coool, right?
so my guy, u will get ur "willy" squeezed, peeled and fried at d same time o

@ohilebo

u can make do with " SHIT PEOPLE INC."

ur mission statement= turning shit into wealth
vision statement= shit, shit , shit
face of " shit people inc" = tessybaby, no contest, she carry all d votes

Lolabbey:
tufe honey,

thnks so much 4 d love ,care,affection and all othrs,

its so wonderful having a wondderful guy like you,

my love ,u are d BOMBBBBBBBB

AND 4 D BAD BELLEs IN D HOUSE,

if u all care to knw,am never going to leav my tufe 4 a sec,he is a guy all ladies would die to have.

no rod cld be nmore efctive like tufe's.

am back 4 real,tufe love,all these for you














I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

that is a fallacious statement,
d taste of a rod is in the riding,
and d english man say, " experience is da best teacher",
cos
if tufe's own na "beans flavored rod"
then mine is "vanilla and strawberry flavored rod".



but welcome back omoge,
hope u no come back with belly

u try

ohilebo:
@ kayowalemi, NO I WILL NOT, and as a Director I will suggest that we use the services of guys like,

SAM MILLA as a GGM,

tj_tj as the DGM Finance,

olulu as security

Lolabbey as the Cleaner,

aristole as the Consultant to the Company.

This is job creation ooooooooo

Please let us find a good name for this our GSM company.

dis boy take ur time o,
wetin dey worry ur head,
u don kolo, or u wan kolo?

4 ur info,
i dn't work for money,
cos
money works for me
and
u can't pay my price
for
u are just a broke ass nigga



anyway, for ur business/company ,
u dn't have a business plan,
no feasibility report,
no promoter,
not even a business name,
u ain't got shit man,
cos u are d shit

@poster
na cane u go chop
no respect, no red skirt at all,
no let me pounce on u o
which kain nonsense tin u post,
i was actually plannin to help ur condition
but now i withdraw my help

tytylayor:
tessybaby you're toooo much

aristole:
@tessy baby
thumbs up!!!!

Lolabbey:
tessybaby na u bikoooooooooo

hw are d twins ,sure triplets are on d way

TOYOSI20:
Very nice

wetin una wan talk b4?
jobless, lazy and gossiping house wives

d genie no sabi work,
women are like jig saw puzzle
that has 30 pieces missing out of 45 pieces




@poster

nice one girlfriend.
make we could hook up sumtime,
u know,
so dat i can understand u

monkey, donkey
u had rolling on the floor laughing my big. black, ass off
roflmbbao

@poster

sorry, but dat joke is stale, very , very stale

be more innovative, stop copy and paste

aristole:
@TJ TJ
How many times did you fail WAEC? Simple question you can't answer.

This life is ridiculous!Is that how to greet your ex-hobby?Or you 're s*x starved?

Sorry oooooo.Try razor blade hole or better-still exhaust pipe hole of your car if you have any.ok ?

wow, are u dat tight, hot and painful at d same time?
coool,
but d guy will get his "willy" squeezed, peeled and fried at d same time o




@poster

nice one,
clap for yaself

coool
now i know dat i ain't in love,
cos
no body came to me mind,
i mean , "no person" came to mind,
sum few bodies did,
alica keys, beyonce, maria carey , u know

those kinda of bodies





@poster
u try

princesa:
as long as u are with me ^{blows him a kiss}

naijastyle:
That's my girl. ^{Kisses her passionately}

Hmmmmm,
kissing game, cool

_{Hey naijaboy, try "break ya neck kiss"}

cool, world war 2and half

SAM MILLA:
*consults my military chiefs and the kuvuki immigration services.* *orders them to seal the border and issue no entrance to anybody *

MISSION UPDATE
Plan A = JACK BAUER go in by parachute, JET LI dig a tunnel to the camp,
Plan B= OSAMA bomb the whole camp, no goes out alive, recruit gilgee as sucide bomber

tj_tj:
see imposter, re yuu talkin bout my kuvuki or your own?

[b]

Hmmm, ok, Steven Seagal get him for me too

Emperoh:
Three Pretty Boobies all night for the The first to Throw a Punch
Olulu i know you will love this??

Hmmmm,
cool, customised babe for the winner
i go add mutiple entry babe join sef

Balls ain't square
infact for everything that start with "B" on the human Body
none of them is square,
balls, blood, belly, bladder, em, em,
did i miss out an important "B"
if i did, kindly woMENTION it



@poster

Cool, recycled or not

tj_tj:
lol desert? thts no man's land. well since its no man's land, they re up to something

what else would a man and a girl be up to in a deserted place?




ok, maybe they want to pray 2gether,

<sub>meets with jack bauer, Jet li, Stephen seagal, and osama bin laden


[b]code name= kuvuki desert storm

mission[/b] = take out sammy

[b]plan B = castrate him

Plan C= kidnap his wife and impregnate her</sub>

kuvuki desert

<sub>monitoring events via satellite in kuvuki desesrt



place ur bets people, place ur bets


my money is on</sub>