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na me b dat

who dey toast for this thread now,
wetin concern me with her, or she, or he, or him


get off my bike

_{tu - sumtin and tamba or na sam. . . . .
two agbaya s fighting over one chick}



@ ibikaye

hi love
dreamt of u last nite,
made me feel right,
cos of u i no dey fight,
but dat one no mean i go take to flight,
come closer let me hold u tight,
then we will switch out the light,
and i wil make everytin right.




from d yansh of my heart
oops, i mean,
from the bottom of my heart

sammy d aboki

gooood one

nice joke




grave diggers cool tin u dug dis one up

nice one poster

cool,

sammy, sammy, sammy,

wetin i do u na?
i thief ur wife?
i give ur babe belly?
i break ur sister heart?


whats up with d kicks?
u wan break my balls,
i go vex o
warn ya self o

na ban no wan make me talk say u b monkey,
else i for don call u gorilla,
at
but i no go talk,
if i catch da ur k leg,
u go c wetin i go do u.




@ibikaye

don't let sammy stand in d way of our love,
my offer still stands

what i was, is, will be, is be, be will,
is becoming, became, will become


is a all a thing of da mind



no over think o,
u fit go let ur blood veins clog

ty ty


nice

tight

@poster


cooooool

i trip



@ibikaye

will u marry me,

for kisses and hugs,
in the shower and on the bed,
for one round or all nite action,

until u get belly,
so help us birth control pills

funny joke,



sammy d aboki soilder

@poster

hmmm

blue axe

tufe:
. . but that doesnt stop me from performing my night duties with ma wives

u sure?

ur house boy fit dey help u o, especially when u comot house

@tj tj

wish i could just say u are dumb and stupid,
but that will still b an understatement.



@sammy

_{grabs his legs and injects him with d imagination cocaine, uses d opportunity to kick his ass} ,


ok, act 1 scene 3

imagine tj tj 's eyes on his buttocks, and his 3rd leg located in his mouth,

then subsequently based on the above

imagine that tj tj wants to look into tessybaby's eyes and turns his buttocks in her face,

imagine he wants to piss and he stucks his mouth in the toilet,

now imagine he was to make love and he puts his mouth . . . . . . . . . . . pullin back and forth

compliment or yab?


[sub]draws battle axe, reads it again,

ituen:
olulu,

you are something else

compliment or yab?


[sub]draws battle axe, reads it again,
thinks small[/sub]


ok, compliment

bla bla bla blaing

My name no be[b] ikechukwu,[/b]
But am the son of a man, son of a God, son of a King.
I no b the koko master,
But I can tell u the koko.
That is if u no ask why me,
Else u must make d booty call

Na just one “P” I get , I no get P square,
And u know my P
so if u are ifunnaya,
that u can do me,
And even wind am well,
Then I can b loving u everyday,
Thereby making u my tattoo girl.
Cos what I feel for u is true love.

I ain’t 2 short,
Neither do I have tu-face
Am a man with a black face,
,But no look at my faze alone,
Cos it’s a hard life wey we dey live for naija,
So I turn to rugged man,
Every body come dey hail me as ruggedy baba,
thugh I no 9ice,
but everywhere I dey gongo aso.

All we need is one love,
Cos 4 instance,
If one sweet babe dey give me[b] malaria,[/b]
Making me heart go kpo kpo di kpo kpo,
And my body dey go[b] jigi jigi pam pam,[/b]
I go just dey kolomental.


With my little money
I still dey sip easy,
cos I have got plenty of styl-plus,
even though I ain’t six foot plus,
but imagine that,
everybody dey call me timaya,
I go just dey tell them say dem mama,

gilgee:
Tyty
Why you wan fall your hand na? You wan let them know sey na where I dey lick peppermint for yonder the lice enter my armpit. You don finally clear that forest wey dey yonder? Boy I nearly lost my way for inside that bush.

damn, holy ngozi, mother of chidi

sammy, warn urself o,
i fit vex o,


ok, now, lets. . . . . . . . . . .
imagine a world where am d most sexiest man alive,

imagine i have the riches of bill gates,

imagine am as tall as shaq o neil, well built like arnold, cute as brad pitt, and fuuny as eddie murphy,

imagine tufe as my driver, sammy as my bodyguard, and tessybaby as my bathroom maid,

imagine gilgee as my gardner, ituen as my house boy,and aritotle as my cook,

imagine i had a villa in italy, a mansion in los angeles, and an estate in v.i.

imagine . . . . . .every man wish to b me

imagine a world when women kill the men after sex,

imagine a world where men head butt each other to submission just to win a lady's love,

imagine a world where am d world's youngest billionaire,

imagine a world where rihanna is begging to marry me,

just imagine. . . . . . . . .

ty ty baby


coooooooool,
i love d joker,oops i mean , d joke

Abuzola:
Due to d angle at which optic nerve enters d brain, staring at a blue surface durin sex increases d intensity of orgasm

best fact so far,
where my blue at

ololade34:
Indonesian Massage Parlours Shackle Up

Women masseuses in Indonesia have been asked to padlock their pants to let customers know that sex is not available.

haba,
y now

mama -lawo
conducting deliverance for babalawo


cooooool

naija style,
bush baby like u, no b question i ask,
simple answer u no give,
na curse u dey curse

tufe,
wetin dis midget, maggot, migraine or M -sumtin sha

wetin he thief from u,
talk now, make we treat him Bleep up,

clem darling,
clem honey,
come to da da

@poster

nice joke,
but u too like breasts