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yeah, no doubt
thats him


fine boooooooooooooooy

him and omo baba na cousins

and na u b d teacher,
abi?

professor ituen

most def

tessybaby:
track 1/2

the guy don dey try to be like tuface

u need my autograph?
i b fine face

ademiller:
olulu u no dey fear? make gunpoint no catch u o

leave dat tin,
file
who b gunpoint?
i b sharp shooter,
original action guv'nor
no shaking jo
omoge, just come into my hands

pink flesh?
rub?
in and out?
loving it?


haaa
na wa o

hmmmm

cool, love it

i will let aristole know,
so dat our son will not need to pay us to spend time with us

even though na d bla bla bla we go dey do pass

@poster


u try

ademiller:
Migines not all ladies that sleep in a guys house is a slut, it mite b her bfriend, Duh!!!!!

story
every guy na her bf.

perfect male?

hmmmmmmm


what about kronky d monkey

na wa o
i only wan help u o

to offer my condolences in more ways than one

ituen:
Olulu,

Na only me u dey dash these kain compliments?

oya, i go send u i.v. for my party
no cry again
pele,
u know d truth is bitter

ademiller:
what r the things o Olulu, please open it oooooooooooo

u really want to know,
well, i got "A" in only practicals, not theories
and u know,
u won't want to open them for all to see,
would u?

lets go sumwhere cosy and private,
and,
i will open all your doors,
just give me the keys,
i will fill all your rooms,
just ride with me

_{at my house warming ceremony
singing,
Hehas done for me ,
God has done for me,
what clem can not do,
He has done for me
what ituen can not do
God has done for me}

@ ituen and clem

nemo quod habet

u can't give what u don't have.
una no sabi love , dats y una no understand how it works,

and again, people despise what they can't get


@aristole

d very first tyme dat i saw ur brown eyes,
ur lips said hello,
and i said hi,
i knew u were d oneeeeeeeeee,
and i was caught up in a physical attraction,
much to my satisfaction
baby u know u are da one,
and if i evere fall in love,
i will b sure dat d lady is like u

bla bla bla,

_{c shaq for d concluding part}

provocation is d right word,
_{provocation from mini skirts, hot pants,
spagetti, indomie etc}
but,
naked wire?
nay, i like to think it as da cobra,
u know when a cobra is provoked,
d hood comes up and d length elongates,


same applies
only dat dis king cobra one venom is proteinous

ituen:
Olulu,

Na where i go fit get deat certificated from?

ok, forget death cerf 4 now,
just send "wives tranfer form" to me,
allowing me full unrestricted access anytime, everytime to them
espcially doing bathroom hour

u b tipper driver?

cool,
come supply sand and gravel for my new house in lekki phase 3

ademiller:
@olulu, who says we r attache/. mind yasef, na woman open una eyes for this life so respec us

HMMMM,
well, girlfriend i have sum few tins i would love to open
u know,
i will shut it after i enter

PANTS?
NAY, WE GO SAILING

u know, nakedly naked under

clemcykul:
lol that is de gist

my only person for nairaland

bibs:
sorry i aint your birthday mate bt my mum.I'll give her your number sha.

no worry, u can represent ur mum,
u know,
we won't want to bother ur mum, would we?
we can get to play house together.

ituen:
Bibs,

if u never make mistake for your life, this one go be the biggest till death do u part.
No even attempt to give am even 080

player hater
u don come again o
i go kidanp u permanently dis time

kronkykay:
i fit add 3 for am . . . just to make am . . 0803

well, DONKEY, 08038315055,
2nd line

ituen:
that guy fit cram number oh. Make i give am hint

. . .0809**** _{(Na mubadalla etisalat network be that)}

_{dials jack bauer,
we have a terrorist in here,
i need u to deal with him,}
PERMANENTLY

ituen:
Olulu,

too bad. I was born 4 days before you and therefore naturally ahead of you

AGBAYA, OLD MAN
TERRORIST

aristole:
@ Olulu
WETIN DEY HAPPEN?You JUST DEY SHOUT MY NAME

well, catch don love me,
i mean, me don love catch,
no it is, love don catch me,

in short, u don make me kolooooooooooooooooooooooo

very simple,
send ur application and death allowable certificate,
with copies of ur will and transfer document of all ur wives to my harlem,
forward d above to
no 9, games specials inc.
games village,
ikoyi,
ikeja gra,
oyo state.

correct babe person

u too soji,
i go invite come my party b dat


time = all nite

dress code = strictly, bikini and trunks wears only

essential commodity = c.d

damn




_{sits back, relaxs and enjoy d show}

hmmmm,
well,
i do only practicals,

any fine female life subject available.?

hmmmmmmmmmm *2

how i for do now?

if hunger catch u, u no go chop?



and as mouth dey do him own tin,
then , 3rd leg must do him own tin too,
u know now

where is d plane crash landing,
i need to b part of d rescue team
i could help find, locate and decode d black woman box





@poster

nice one man

thanks padi me,
but
i ain't after b/day gifts,
just want to know and possibly hook up with a birthday mate,
cos
i have got all i need,
except for one tin,
and that one is on d way,
any b/day gift na just spoils of war

<sub>na now d show wan start !!!

sparks don dey shine, now for d real fire</sub>

FMK:
Rebelliuos,

forget about the Girl if you want her you can take her, you better know that the robe does not make monk and when spider webs unite, they can catch a bear but i think is not the case here feeling to be in the wrong way, english is your primary language not mine i have 4 international languages and 10 national that is enough if you do not undesrtand look for someone from advanced academy to explain to you.

hmmm,