₦airaland Forum

I want to pls give this advice to average Nigerians seeking to travel, South Africa should be your last choice. Infact by my finding here (S/Africa) most Nigerians here are the returnee from Europe and America. Those who came here legally are now street runners who dodged at the sight of any police van/vehicle. The Zimbabweans are not making it any better for our people as they are open enemies of Nigerians here is S/A. To be sincere, most guys here are stranded. They got here b4 they know what is on ground. If someone had discouraged them from coming they will not believe it. Here four main jobs/works are popular
1. Barber or hair dresser (Nigerian Graduates find this attractive - no option)
2. Gambling and betting (Every Rand some of them make go back to this on hourly basis)
3. Drug or Other "Runs" (Nigerians sell all kind of items - just anything)
4. Prostitute (an average Nigerian girl must do this to feed oh! else she go work herself out)
Two main problems waiting for every one planning to go to 'Southy" - Housing + Work.
To get a room, it is on average of R1,200 TO R1,700 per mouth (that is N12,000 - N17,000 per month for a room)

IF ONLY OUR GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE THING WORK A LITTLE, THERE IS NO NEED FOR A SANE NIGERIAN TO GO TO SOUTH AFRICA.

As for me, I am here on ASSIGNMENT and my stay ends in the next 56hours.

If Obi who is not married to Ada is sleeping with Ada and later she founds out that he is sleeping with Oge, that is not cheating because at no point did both of you made it known to yourselves and the world that your bodies belong to each other. Cheating is when Obi is married to Ada and goes ahead to sleep with Oge

One hard TRUTH that many will not want to see or read.
It provide answer to all the arguments.

Sorry oh!

any way it worth taking a risk of talking to Oga General
just make sure you go there wearing double bullet proof.
because if oga no shoot you, madam go pull the trigger.

hummm!
I had gone through almost all the posting here.
As my people will say: "OMODE O MOGUN, O NPE NI EFO."
Simple Meaning; that babies do not understand spiritual things.

If you don't believe, that does not change anything.
If you believe, it is for you to take caution not to be enslaved.

Through the battles of the night (dreams), many have gone! a lot more are in bondage!
Those that are affected knows what they are passing through. you can call it infatuation, hallucination, psychological issue or whatever, no problem.

My simple prayer however is: may you not be overpowered by the power of the night (dream).

But for those who care, read through the following carefully:
You definitely need deliverance/counselling if any of the following is happening to you.
1. Do you eat/fly in your dreams?
2. Do you swim/see large rivers in your dreams?
3. Do you have sex with known/unknown faces in your dreams? Are you raped in your dream?
4. Do you get engaged, married, pregnant or breast feed babies in your dreams?
5. Are you attacked by or you are playing with certain animals like cat, rat, dog, snake, fish, snail etc in your dream?
6. Do you attend village meetings, parties, go to village square, or local markets in your dreams?
7. Do you see masquerades in your dreams?
8. Do you have incisions or ritual marks on your body? Have you slept in or eat in any shrine?
9. Do you offer yourself for spiritual bath in the river, or at road junctions, or at mid-nights?
10. Do you see, talk to, eat with or fight with dead relations/persons in your dreams?
11. Do you see yourself in strange mansions, palaces, old schools (wearing old uniforms)?
12. Do you experience repeated set-backs, broken engagements, or disappointments even when there is no reason for such?
13. Do you see yourself falling off mountain, cliff or ladder? Or someone taking away your seat in the dream?
14. Do you have any blood covenants with anyone? (it does not matter what you used in making it).
15. Are you dedicated to any gods or shrine? (those of us who are from traditional home/family should ask questions from the elders)
16. Do you have insatiable sexual urge/appetite? (sex is good within the godly limit)
17. Are you involved in illicit sexual acts like incest, sodomy, lesbianism, homosexual, rape?
18. Do you always hear strange voices talking to you or calling your name when alone/sleeping?
19. Are you always indecisive and confused?
20. Do your clothes, wears, money or valuable just disappearing from your house, only to re-appeared sometimes later?
21. Are you experiencing miscarriages after seeing red objects, cloths, pepper, or your pregnancy just disappeared?
22. Are you under any known/unknown curses?
23. Do people just hates you without reasons? Or you know you are a victim of rejection?
24. Is there any negative pattern that repeats in your life and family, e.g untimely death, diseases, poverty, or deformity?

I can go on and on, but like I say, some will say they don't believe. For those that see reason to ask for help, pls seek such help with your eyes open, else you end up getting into more spiritual problems.
God bless U all.

hah! since all this time!

i have said I will not comment until Tj make this move!

like Lagbaja will say "l'ataro'

My dear lady, don't give your GOLD to the SWINE
or your PEARL to the DOG.

Sorry, I dont stay around where "ELDERS & LEADERS" are talked to irrationally!

out of here fast

I can see a lot of you (those speaking FOR and AGAINST) making the MISTAKES that your ancestors made. Human worship.
If you are indeed sensible and have a mind of your own
1. as a Yoruba man, what did the life and death of Abiola benefit you and your family?
2. as an Ibo man, what did you and your family benefit from the life and death of Ojukwu?

Until you are able to provide honest answers to this, sorry, your slavery is just starting.

Its not only a woman that need to be rough handled during intimate, real men also love a little bite here and there.
If this doll can not do those, then it not worth it.
And for God sake, spent between $2000 and $3,500 on a average lady and you can be sure of STEADY PUNNY for the next 2 to 4 years.

Sometimes when you don't want to be a f-o-o-l, or be seeing discussing with one, you avoid them.

Good topic but discussed by small minds.

^^^^ they came to respect the man you claim you are respecting, now you are calling them beggars.

Ngodigha1:
I know you are a secondary school drop-out just like most Yorubas here.

my candid advice: don't post what u can not defend.

Ojukwu, R.I.P (this is at least the best you can tell a departed soul)
Bianca, Be comforted (this is what is expected to be said to a widow who is a widow indeed)
Ndigbo, It is time to seek for another worthy leader.

@ others: those turning this to tribal fight, well-done.  
No matter how we try to cover SMOKE, it will surely find its way out.
whether you are wrong/right time will tell.

@OP, to get the right interpretation, invite her to your cabin, lock the door and read the MSG for her to interpret.
No one can tell you exactly what is on her mind except her.
When you finish come back and tell us the interpretation.

WONDERS! ! !

See as the living dey curse and fight because of a dead man.
sorry for u guys.

True Gospel = Jesus Christ came to save sinners (you & me) from the coming judgement.

I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE DEY MAKE NOISE FOR HERE. I BET TO BE CORRECTED
IBORI IS A SAINT WHEN COMPARE WITH A HOST OF THEM OTHERS STARTING WITH
BABA IYABO, IBB, ODILI, TAFA BALOGUN, GBENGA DANIEL, BANKOLE DIMEJI,
ALAMESIA, DONALD DUKE, TINUBU, FAYOSE, BODE GEORGE, KALU, DARIYE,
AKALA, AMOS ADAMU, IGBINEDON LUCKY, CHIMAROKE NNAMANI, ABDUSALAM ABUBAKAR,
OLAGUNSOYE, BUKOLA SARAKI, IYABO OBASANJO, OHAKIM, ETC.

THE LIST OF LOOTERS IN MAKING ALSO INCLUDES THE LIKE OF GEJ, MARK, UDUAGHAN, SAMBO, ETC

THE TRUTH IS THAT IF YOU ARE NOT A ROBBER (POLITICAL) IN NIGERIA, YOU CANT GET A NAME.

One day, the God of the poor will visit NAIJA, and woe betide all these rouges in those days because, many will be overtaken, and mark my words, the day is far approaching.

Bros, how u dey? how S/A? I dey miss u oh!
Thanks for ur posts.
No be say I wan do wedding now, but na idea I take dey find info about different traditions.
I don rule out North self as dem say na koboko dem dey take measure the strength of their son-in-law.
I go check all you links.

^^^ just wait a bit and the next thing is that his state government will want to give him a state burial.

Naija = Nation where sycophants rule the noble.

what a pity

GIRINGORY: RIP

kai! people just bone.

Anyway, there is a song which I like singing, I dont even know which language
so if you can help with the lyrics, pls do help post it.
na beg I dey beg oh!

BOMA BOMA BOMA (4 times)
---- ----- ----- ----
BOMA.

I dont know the second line at all.

^^^ why is no one saying anything here?
even if you are not married, have u not been part of organising some b4?
Abeg! i no like this silence oh!
(anyway, it is better than some people coming here to insult me)

I am someone that like praising God, especially in some of the major languages
but there is this problem I always need to confront every time: the right wordings.

This is not to waste your time but if there is any song you know people have been
singing wrongly in your LANGUAGE, let post the correct lyrics here.
Thanks

Let me start

Oju mi ti ri )
Eti mi ti gbo )
Enu mi ma soro nipa ise Oluwa ) (Repeated)


Si 'leku ayo mi
Baba si 'leku ayo mi oh!
Ibanuje oh! je ko jina sile mi,
Wa munu mi dun, Baba onile ayo oh!
Oro ayo mi mase je ko pami lekun.

Common mistake here is first line and last line.
People use "Ti" instead of "Si"
then some people will remove "mase" completely in the last line.

I still don't get what you guys are doing here:

ARE WE DEFENDING WHAT PASTOR CHRIS SAID OR WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE WORD OF GOD?

You can not do the two well. The best you and I can do is to stand behind one and let go the other.
Shalom

Twice I had seen bridal lists containing some funny items:

First time, a pastor friend was getting married to a lady from Kaduna state, Nigeria.
Instead of the family of the girl asking for a goat, cow or ram, they insisted that
it is DOG they wanted. The brother fought against this, but at the end, he still gave
their demand oh! a dog instead of cow/goat

Second time it was a lady from one of the Southern states,
the list she brought had many funny items on it.
and the one that caught my attention was "BROOMS"


Have you seeing such list before?
Which Item(s) look odd to you on the list?
Or can anyone tell us the significant of such item(s)?

Lets beam light on some tradition and culture here.

Emi mope Oludande mi nbe laiye
O nbe laiye (2ice)
Emi mope, Oludande mi nbe laiye,
O nbe laiye sibe.


Oluwa, Oluwa mi,
Olorun, Olorun mi,
Olowo ori mi E ma seun
Modupe ti e ko mi yo

The okada self na RED them take paint am.

OSU = Nothing but a mere manifestation of human wickedness.

Anywhere all these things are still going on,
they are direct opposing the Word of God
(whether Jews or Greek, free or bond),
we are all equal and the same before God.