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Yoruba bo won nipe;
ILE AIYE OGBA BOTITO MO, BOTIGBA LOKU.

AIFARABALE, OLORI ARUN NI, AIYE LE RI GBOGBO ARUN WO, SUGBON ENI BA MA WO AIFARABALE GBUDO NI IFARADA.

Eyin onile yi mo k'ago.

won ni ewure to wole tio k'ago, won lo dohun a muso.
agutan to wole tio tio k'ago, won lo dohun amuso.

buzugee:
am guessing 'his tongue'

I am wondering where the first two fingers were pointing to

md4real:
for real? okay let play along,
seriously, i advice you to quit your current job and your girl friend. remember, if you are dead she will move on with her life. that is one option.
option 2: get ready for the worse. tell your girl-friend and his old man everything make sure you have enough evideence to back it up as in you are arguing a cour case. then, PRAY.

its either you quit or stay
depending on your stamina to stand up to tough persecution

old school napel

^^^^^
This is a major problem in the church, yet that does not mean that BECAUSE MANY ARE GUILTY, THEN ALL ARE GUILTY.

no dullin:
how much is at stake?
4 whoeva finds the missing gal, $$$$$$$

pure business I think?

tunnytox:
A kii leni ni mosan ki a mu kikan

Agbon n se Oyin naa nse bee oju oloko ree kondu kondu

Ko si eni tii fi obe to'nu je'su

^^^^
1.  A kii leni ni mosan (idi igi osan) ki a mu kikan:
You can not have someone under the orange tree and drink sour ones.
Often used when a man is fully represented in an issue.

2.  Agbon nse, oyin na nse, beesini ojo oloko ree kondu-kondu:
The wasp is denying and the bee is also denying, yet the face of the farmer is swollen all-over.
Used when parties involved in an issue are all clamming innocence yet the evidence are glaring.

3.  Ko s'eni ti f'obe to'nu je'su:
No one will ever accept to have make use of (eat yam with) the missing knife.
When something goes wrong, everyone play innocence.

akinolasam:
, , , Because the point here is why should the Pastor pray for "CRIMINALS", I still wants you to know that it is such SINNERS/CRIMINALS that prayers are meant for.

@ Akinolasam, that was my point oh!
If a man is a sinner, must he DIED as a sinner?
who need prayers if not the sinners?
ah! na war oh!

[quote author=Becomrich? link=topic=571016.msg7377635#msg7377635 date=1292884016]OAM4J , cant you see, they were praying for obama inside a room.   that is a room. God did not accept pastor adeboye prayer. Go and ask God. it was jesus who said, people pray to been seen by men.

you can see that even some of the people praying for Obama had no space to stand on, because it is a room. when you go and make a open show of prayer for political gain. God does not accept it.[/quote]Thank God that WE (Mankind) are not God, else uuuhm! ! !


[quote author=omo-Yoruba link=topic=571016.msg7377208#msg7377208 date=1292880194]I am sure that[b] fake[/b] Adeboye pastor hypnotized JEGA with his Ijebu juju into kneeling down for him. As JEGA is still a newbie Igbo, he is yet to learn the ropes.[/quote]so, what's your point?

^^ @ akinolasam

thank you oh!

who need prayers more: the righteous or the sinner?

If Pastor has not attend to this so called 'criminal' - GEJ, I would have personally begin to doubt his ministry.
If you and you are saying he is guilty, i will not be surprised.

See this:
Luk 7:34  The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!

^^

^^^^
We give praise to God!!!

What actually is wrong here:

1. That the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is kneeling down before a servant of God
or
2. That a Minister of the Gospel and a Servant of God, Pastor Adejare Enoch Adeboye is praying for the President?
3. When has it become an offence for a Pastor to pray for the 'CRIMINALS'?

what will be your view and comment if he has been caught in Okija shrine or in a coven somewhere?
what did you guys do to those who imported alfas & marauders to this country for spiritual support?
its like most people reacting do not really know why they are reacting.

As for those passing wrong comments against the Pastor, my advice is that you should just be careful. It could be a very dangerous thing to do? In Christianity, we were told that you can't fight God or defend Him. He is much more able to handle issues regarding His kingdom. I may not be a Redeemite, yet I respect the Servant of God.


No matter what you want to say about the Pastor, learn to know when to draw the line.
REMEMBER THE TWO SHE BEARS, THE 42 CHILDREN, AND ELISHA.
A word is enough for the wise.

Dating an angel too could be risky

dipo2much:
Lord Have Mercy

A M E N !!!

The Pastor is doing his duty.

"whoever come to me, will in no wise be cast away"

If an armed robber come to him will he not pray.

So if the ASO-ROCK dweller also come to him, why should he not pray?

Or did GEJ named Pastor Adeboye as his campaign manager?

The Pastor is doing his duty.

"whoever come to me, will in no wise be cast away"

If an armed robber come to him will he not pray.

So if the ASO-ROCK dweller also come to him, why should he not pray?

a good nolly-wood stuff.
contact Kanayo O. Kanayo for sponsorship.

An elderly man once said to me;

every woman is a virgin until YOU have access to her punny.

so the guy should just look for a big 'osuka' to carry his own load.

I caught cold immediately,
became dumb (she told me over the phone),
became aggressive to people around me,
couldn't even pray or read my bible.
became dormant.

Kai, it was a bad experience.

i am feelling bad all over again.

Moderator, pls do not close this thread.
It may be funny, but very educative.
Many of us are just getting to know the effects of our unpleasant habits on our spouse.

@post
1. I am a very tidy and love arranging things, but my wify care less. Sometimes I do the sweeping/moping of the floor myself
yet within the next 1hour its as if nothing is done.

2. I can't sleep if the bed is not properly laid, but my wify does not see any reason for doing that, she can even sleep on the bundles of clothings put on the bed.

3. my wify is not the talking type, but she met this street neighbour who is a talker. each time this other woman comes around my house, she will be talking sometimes for 40mins to 1hour and all my wify will be doing is to smile as if encouraging the woman to continue. I don't like this and she knows yet she is not discouraging the woman.

Then my wife complain much about my habit of not smiling talk-less of laughing no matter what. in fact some of my in-laws had stop coming around my house because according to them, they do not know when I am happy or moody. so as not to offend me they stop visiting.

^^^
thanks.

got a message from her through AKINOLASAM that the result of the medical test has been sent to the office, but was mistakenly delivered to her.

Omode o'mogun o npe lefo.

Got this joke from a friend many years ago.

A young girl who has been under the watchful eyes of the parents got involved with the son of their family friend who also doubled as her lesson teacher. She had soft spot for the guy and b4 long they started dating. In one of the time they were making love the condom tip (cap) got broken and the semen went in straight into her system. On realizing this they started looking for how to remove the condom tip, the young man took a broom stick to do the removing, but while doing this too, the tip of the broom was broken.

Later it was discovered that the girl was pregnant and both parents where not happy. in fact the parents of the boy refute the allegation. At the ninth month when the girl was to deliver, surprisingly she gave birth to a baby boy who was wearing a cap and holding a walking stick. As soon as the parent of the girl saw the cap and the walking stick, the father of the girl sent for the parents of the boy.

on their arrival, the evidences were shown to them: that on the day they made love three things took place;
1. the seed (semen) which grew to become the baby boy
2. the condom tip which also grown to become the cap, and
3. the broom stick which has developed to become the walking stick.

[quote author=baby.me link=topic=569130.msg7353715#msg7353715 date=1292578816]My name means Who can be like God[/quote]^^
NOBODY!

Another big loss to the entertainment world.

the elderly and useful  muscicians are leaving the stage for the saggy and the baggy, heavy chain wearing touts.

give more specifications, e.g

the size = tons
the make = DAF, Mercedes, IFECO, etc
New or Tokunbo?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=569130.msg7351048#msg7351048 date=1292536875]ROTFLMAO! He's not really 43.
But still, dont get back. Pardon him for me, he's my aburo.

@post
My names means -

1. I've seen joy again
2. God is worthy of praise[/quote]beautiful names !