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Mubby4luv: I hardly keep frds especially females bcoz ov ol dis shi*ts. I can easily loose ma cool and make u feel bad da moment u remember ma name.

haha broda........same as me ooooo, abi na because mesef be mubby?

1. Do you love the green cute looking Android Logo? Well, Google didn't originally create that. The mascot was adopted from a character named Android! from a game called Gauntlet.

2. Android is a linux based operating system

3. Microsoft earns more from Android than from Windows Mobile.

4. 4.5 billion Apps have been installed from the Android Market.

5. While the iPhone can only run one app at a time the Android is a proper multi-tasking mobile OS that can run multiple apps like the Google Maps, media player, browser at the same time without any hiccups. Seems like iPhone has some catching up to do at least in one department.

6. 60% of Android users are under the age of 34.

7. For 45% of Android users, Android is their first smartphone.

8. 33% of Android users have 50 apps on their Android device.

9. Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt said recently that there were 1.3 million Android devices every day activation.

10. About 1050-2100 Android smartphones have been activated since you started reading this article and 24 hours from now, 1.5 million people on this Earth would have got their hands on to their new Android device .

lawizle: Ds reminds me of a wicked senior student who was chased about by juniors when he came back for his waec result...men I give am hot slap sef...we dey treat seniors dem fuckup sotey dem dey send dem mama come collect result..

is your school Fstc Ilesa.

ogeoflyf: I complained to him that he is never around and always unreachable, and the brother told me that it cos he jst got a new job and so it takes most of his time ..the Bros didn't know that I found out he was following a married woman in my department . I was like aaah!! brotherly!!
Chai.

but the brother is not lieing now, the married woman is the new job that's not giving him time.
the coded truth.

Taylor184: Shoutout to evrybody in the aus!!!
Jst wana knw if hostel is compulsory for freshers or not,cos i dont plan to apply for the hostel....Anyone to ansa pls?

it is not compulsory.

Ranting 101
Table of content
1 introduction
2 ASUU
3. Phcn
4. Mtn

Introduction
This course will give you an insight to all things that have been bothered with for the past 4 month. and at the end of this course you should be able to.
1. determine the average damage caused by ASUU
2. find the average number if things Phcn has stopped me from doing.
3. determine the mode time I spend on Nl.
4. estimate the amount of mtn mb ( both free and paid) I av exhausted since july.


ASUU
The strike started like a joke coz we just resume for second semester, and lecture started like 3 weeks ago, so month people is of the opinion that it won't last more than a few days, which make me decided to stay back in school, but unfortunately I spent a week with no show, since it's the beginning of a new month I still have some cash from my end of the month alawee though I av bought some foodstuffs ( I pray they don't rot before ASUU call off the strike) so the one week na to make things cool down for house so they won't really bother about the recent money I collected, but ramadan is fast approaching and fasting in school with the strike is not gonna be a good Idea so boy gats leave school oooo. na so I leave school with the hope of going back in a few days, but here I am after for month ooooo.

phcn
This people are the people holding the country nigeria, coz a lot of things would have been explored during this yeye strike, I thought the strike won't last long so I decided to start reading my course materials most of which are pdf files, after reading for days on laptop with every 2hrs per charge backup I became fed up. coz the laptop would be long dead before they bring light again and so is my phone too, which make me to turn the laptop to power bank to always supply my phone when the battery is going down, and for this side generator na one night stand.

MTN
This folks are the modern thieves of Nigeria, them no even sabine say person be student, I used my last kobo to subscribe for the weekly bis on my unrooted droid but got the shocker of life that the default blackberry.net is no longer working, but before I could root the phone and install droid vpn the subscription don expire, but God do am again I subscribe for the monthly package only for mtn to present the oct 1st gift by stopping the icmp from connecting and sending me back to square 1, with the never say die attitude I decided to try the default settings with no airtime and gbam it started working, with the saying nothing last forever, it only lasted 3days but with tubemate I was able to download films and tutorial videos of 1.8+ gb. and now everywhere just dry and I am left with my opting in and out of the daily 5mb data.

please ASUU should call of the strike, we already have enough problem in this country than that. from secondary school I learnt people. is the ability to do work ( science student ) and now phcn no dey supply us the power.

I yaff tire for this country oooo.

fr3do: Are u near Onitsha or Ibadan?
These places don't connect
Pls kindly forward the settings to fr3drick@hot mail.com

pls anyone that has the vpn settings should send to olupentane@gmail.com

wtf how would you refer to me as crazy? I was only trying to help you. come borrow me 7k out of the 14k you wan use buy phone, I go return ham when you don know which chinko phone to buy.

virginadams: Am a guy of mid twenties very attractive and works in the bank. I need a serious relationship but can't find any cos all d gals i do meet thinks am a playboy cos of my looks. pls if you are a lady and interested in settling down add me on BBM 2a37979c. If i add you and discover that you are a guy hey! wunt waste time in deleting you cos as you already know i don't have time am a banker.

hehehehe
Oga help me check if enough money to marry an Igbo girl dey dis account 00034567.











na play I dey ooo

visit www.giyf.com and let's know what you got.

I have two friends that can't discuss admission issues for minutes without qouting nairaland since 2010, they will open the posts and I'd read, I register in 2011 but became fully active in 2012.






but seriously I hate the rate at which they always mention NL then.

I know someone is feeling the same way now.

Thank your star say the tailor wey mtn give free 1000mb for my house borrow me him sim, you for hear ham.......

deejay_harry1: even if nigeria develops to the highest point,, they will still always be seen d same way.. wanna know why?? cox its in AFRICA

hey don't begin scare me again oooo. I've heard enough. OMG The *WILDERNESS? *.

wman: Yes boss that was just the first month out of four. I did other things with the other months. Yes I feel if you spend 4 months of your life watching movies alone you are stupi.d. I can pass opinion on whomsoever I want to do so, its my choice. Sure it's their life but still I can say whatever I want to say about it.

Since you are a 200 level student of statistics who might be affected by the strike, I can only guess what you've done with 4 months break.

And I think you must be s.tupid to invest that much time you are using to blow your trumpet on NL instead of using it on whatever you claim you've been doing for the past 4 months.

Chinaimporter: [size=17pt]then u must be an illiterate farm worker or illegal junkie in the uk since u tink philipines is a language.my friend filipinos speak tagalog.nicompool.learning a language u dont even know the namw[/size]

Who will help Nigeria? people can be disrespectful ooooo
FYI poster dey UAE.

wman: Guten Nacht
Ich heibe wman
Ich spreche Deutsch, Anglish unt Yoruba
Ich wohne in Lagos
Ich bin ledig

Thank God I used the first month of the ASUU strike to learn German.
Unlike the stupid ones who sit at home watching movies, doing irrelevant things and blame ASUU for all their life woes.

And you really think you've achieved more than those watching film, and that gave you the gut to call anybody stupid.
please always mind your own biz, and for those watching film "it's their life"

how many people they eat this kain food for naija?

Thanks.

DuBooVay: so how much re we gna be paid to remuv d webs?

It's charity work ooooo, but let's see if we can include charity allowance in the negotiations with FG.

Greatest Uites
I rep the premier university.

As hard as it seems, you will get
through this difficult time and
emerge stronger.
I was really enjoying your. Q&A section on the VO's thread and had the intention of coming here to applaud you, because those questions got me nodding to your post, but now I don't know what to say, so I had to type.
@Amefrica

The man has a dream and made it happen, nothing wrong in that.
To win some contract or business deal to need to appear wealthy.

I have been think my google-fu no reach now. But I found some info though, Is it TRUE that nairaland is really making about 1.7million per month? Oga I no mind to dey moderate food section oooo.

common sense tells you all this.

Is this why I can't access nairaland since morning?

God day V.O
I have a laminated birth certificate from NPC, but someone told me it's not acceptable at the U.S embassy, pls is it TRUE? and if TRUE what can I do?

Old age don dey worry some people for house.
This thread is now very dusty, volunteers are needed for the cleaning. #removing cobwebs
enjoy the strike.

I hail Gurus in the house
I will like more enlightenment on these points.
1. It is preferable to write the GRE before applying to schools
Ets is supposed to send one's score to four schools free of charge, will they accept the schools during registration or after the test result is out?
2. If one should get a scholarship for the whole MSc program is it compulsory the sponsor's statement of account should have the amount on the. I-20?
Thanks.

why everywhere come dry like this? no tweak to browse on android, nd Dvpn, terminal emulator, and bis come useless.

Can I learn a new language like french in 20hrs?