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God punish u fr wasting ma tym..... I was hoping of seeing someone's toto... Abi wetin be d definition of unclad |
"We have learned to fly in the air like a bird and
swim in the sea like a fish, but we have not yet
learned the simple art of living together" ~
Martin Luther King Jr. |
Nigerians are so gullible.... Another scheme will soon come again NNN.... Watch out |
Can sombody pls show her whr d toilet is? |
While i see Zahara n Halima's choice of taking selfie at dis current situatn, i object to any direct abuse of mr president... Look at dis dis way... Even if its ur papa dt is d president of nigeria, he cant go unscathed with d nature of ethnicity of nigeria.... We are bigotorily nepotic.. No mata wat an hausa president does, igbos will neva hail him, no mata wat an igbo does, yoruba wil neva say a good tin abt him... Dts d way it is, n d way it will continue to be until d unholy forceful marriage is broken.... QED |
This one is str..............ong |
Dagrin omo ogun, erikina, lyrical were, misofunyin, omo naija tole feyin si pepsi, naija loti bere si ni ka abc.... Barack o grin... U shall ever remain green.... RIP friend. |
Praying for Nigeria is tantamount to fetching water inside basket.... I will rather use my energy for a fruitful prospect rather dan talkn abt. Matter of a failed state. |
Won jebi! This one na news? Dem for ask me to come work on easter monday b4 nah! |
The Best I Never Had Now life is heaven Angels live among us To ventilate this ïlife's oven Its race requires a horse To ease the life's hectic voyage In search of this journey's wheel I met a beauty beyond boundary I thought this is fantasy and not real A wishful bride of all and sundry I quickly cling unto thy door You wore a smile that heals the sick A beauty that warrants second look Sixth day is the best day to pick At first sight,my heart you hook Is there a life elsewhere than this? Thy gait awake the corpse Thy dazzling eye,a gold glittering Can you be replaced without a cause? Except of course I'm day -dreaming The void you left cannot be filled Your love,like mild morning mist Wet my soul with every drop Thy body,eternal embodiment of gist Of great note is the rare fruit of front crop Thy lips,a transport to another realm. You tip-toed away without a trace When the puzzle of paper enslave my heart Leaving me with a heart plagued with space But thy sweet memory shall be my hat When the ray of sun peep to strike my head Now at different side of the shore My cry I do alone in the rain For tho' your absence is an anguish to the core Of what help is the wailing to pain? Or can the rivers of tears wash away the sorrow? Life ends here or so I think For the loss of jewel I long to crave But this strenght of mine I've found in ink Will give life to thee even in grave When at eternal life we shall not part |
The most difficult country to rule in is Nigeria, if this happen, Hausas will shout tribalism, if that happens, Yorubas will shout nepotism, if another happens, Igbos will shout marginilization.... Until the unholy marriage is broken, I don't think peace can reign in this seemingly cursed nation |
Do it and have lasting life; don't do it and have everlasting life |
I can bet that the girl is still a virgin |
Idiots, dey will wanna reap whr dey do not sow... If I catch d one dt stop my generator, I will his penis. Thieves |
Idiotically animalistic behaviour, typical of African.... Can build but can destroy quicklym.... Na dem go still pay d money to rebuild it.... I just pity d innocent ones |
Tell dat to d fools like you... They will believe immediately |
Bakers don't need oven if dey come to my room, and NEPA exacerbates d matter with their epileptic light,.... The maximum our of light here in Apete Ibadan is 4 hours. |
Headache is when a myopic mind criticises a genius mind... Dis occurs most in Nigeria. |
God really loves Mikel |
If we tell gently, gently,
All that we shall one day av to tell,
Who will hear us without laughter
... If we weep roughly roughly,
Who indeed will watch our large mouth
Without laughter .... Gabriel Okara. |
Guy its not yet April 1. Becareful! |
Nigeria I hail thee. The only country whr YEYEbrity turns CELEbrity. |
Imagine! And some gullible poverty-laden people will be stressn theirselves to still watch these animals! Nigeria, I hail thee! |
@Olakunle, I concur.... Tnx for ur comment |
hmmmmmmmm..... Nigeria, I hail thee |
Mtcheeeeeeeeew |
Nawao.. Before psn go read 1 gud news, 20 bad news must av come |
Nigeria, I hail thee |
Nigeria, I hail thee! |
Simply put.... A Dick Catcher |
...And then nothing we hear again... Nigerial I hail thee. |
Guy, you're astoundingly creative and hilarious.... Ur co-switching and co-mixing added aroma to the scent of ur write up... I love it to death! |