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I am sorry for him but do you know why I am not too sorry, probably during the ENDSARS protest and clamour he felt nothing Concerns him or probably he even said that's a good payback for fraudsters and now it's his turn

A lesson.....that you're not affected today by a law doesn't mean you will not be affected tomorrow.
Who knows, You or any legit individual whether resident here in Nigeria or overseas could be at that club57 that night for his bachelors eve when the raid was conducted...meaning Bachelors eve don finish and wedding suspended because before dem finish interrogation na Sunday and then you've dissapointed everybody though it's not your fault afterall.....

Who else thinks this team is going no where because there are some sacred cows and I hope when it hunts the eagles the NFF will sack the sackables, number one we are going to that tournament without a trusted goalkeeper..no matter how good your team defends it doesn't save them from conceding set pieces and with such goalkeepers then you're in trouble ..even with c Ronaldo and Ronaldo de Lima upfront, without good passers of the ball and those that can find their way through obstacles then no goal is assured but as usual we will go back to the drawing board

Make dem injure one person by force now, this one we park defensive midfielders for the team like say na rugby

bolinxman:
This is unbelievable! I listened to his programme on Adaba FM last week wednesday. Rest in peace Biodun Fabunmi.

Adaba fm?

Nigeria won't kill me with names
Now I need to create aparo fm

Shogologbangoshe

It's a suitable job so far you're not paying house rent, buying clothes, you don't have siblings, buying food, drinking beer, paying for transport and most importantly
IF yOU NO GET BABE

Make I chop In peace o jare sigh

When FG never purnish the Reps and the polithiefians na South Africa he wan purnish....I knew this country called Nigeria is a joke
Even we the citizens go through more torture and hardship than the xenophobic attacks over there

myfantasies:
TANKS A LOT DEAR

You welcome darling ��

myfantasies:
I am ur worst nightmare

Happy birthday dearie

So many of these write ups has made so many ladies single

Even God sometimes doesn't give us things as at when we think we are due, so if I promise you and I fail due to reasons beyond the countries control now I don turn bad boo.


Life

I believe the greatest scam statement of all time is :
think of what you can do for your country and not what your country can do for you
how many times did you read about Kanye, bill gates, Carlos slim and Jayz donating electric transformers and building roads, only a government that is irresponsible will want to share its responsibilities with its citizens.

The aim of the rich is to make sure the graph remains as it were so that the masses can never do without them..
But recently they noticed things have not been going as planned, as people no longer begs them for their kids school fee, people drives the car they want, eat whatever comes to thy wish and able to afford PMS(fuel) even tho it increases daily just because of business startups, blogs, international connections and even cyber crime are many of those things that have made people to be independent of these few hypocrites who have the countries wealth in their hands

Now their real aim is not to tackle corruption but to make sure the masses can't stand on their own and so provision of rules and organizations to make them fizzle out

They've suddenly known the power of the social media and they will go to any length to make sure the masses use less of it
Come to think of it ,if crime and corruption is truely been fought there won't be untouchables.
I stand to be corrected that no matter how many clubs are been bursted for corruption and scam some clubs can never be touched...(I choose not to mention names)
I remembered growing up, in most families having a car is almost a taboo because of the high cost of leaving and a very poor take home we call salaries, nothing has really changed because there has been minute or no increase in wages and overwhelming increase in goods and services

Take for instance most of your childhood friends and check the unparalleled gap that is between them and you just because they traveled out of this failed state called Nigeria but nobody will ever support the notion that you failed because of the hardship of this nation called Nigeria not knowing you've been through hell

And to those that thinks a messiah is coming probably in the form of a youth to preside over this country, your dream might not come through because firstly I doubt if this regime will accept faithfully the outcome of the election even if he's voted in and secondly if the youth becomes the president and all other posts are filled with these old selfish rougues then we are back to square one because there will be little or nothing he can do

So do your best to make it by all means if not for your sake but the sake of your children not to start from the scratch like you did because
THERE WAS ONCE A COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Hahahahaha number one age and the tribe matters a lot, you don't expect to date girls of age 18-26 and not pay bills till you die, some tribes too make I no mention name

That was how one girl said my D*** was disturbing her academics, mind you the academics na me pay for an oo...
I just waited patiently because they always have needs and she will come back

Lo and behold she came back
Hahahahahahaha you know the rest

Neoteny:
The stupidity of Nigerians is astounding.

Any damn fool knows that video was tweaked.

Yet every single lazy asshole has nothing else to talk about but a 2 minute fake video.

No wonder your leaders fukk you all in the ass, no Vaseline.

Behold here comes the wife of the IGP

But some days ago, some people were shouting EFCC was doing their work ���� if you wan follow me Djibouti bus do almost full because Buhari will win again through massacred rigging, he's not that literate and cool tempered to assept the result of the election like GEJ

She should be able to come out since people have heard and believed her claims. Did she not think of this before she broadcasted it..or have you ever heard a court case without the accuser..she should come out so that the man can be put to shame and the case be finished once and for all
But wait is she the only female in the class, let's call a spade a spade she sef no sabi book, sometimes it's not the fault of both our female students and the lecturers, if you pass well you won't have to know any lecturer talkless of asking for help talkless of him asking for sex in return though some cases are exceptional..when we were in school we all know pretty ladies that passes exams in flying colors but majority of the pretty ladies don't read and prefer to slay so whose fault
If the girl doesn't come forward now she should go to another school because she can never pass the mans course..he will only accuse her in the exam hall of whispering and he will tear her papers and ask her to start all over 10 mins ago..if he tears her paper 2 consecutive years she will have no choice than to leave the school..you go know say the girl no sabi book..why didn't she call for her papers to be remarked, that's what serious students do when they fail

MorataFC:
Yes all of us can talk to God but how many of us dedicate our lives to hear from HIM when he's speaking?
I have said it once let me repeat myself again, no one can be professional in all aspects of life. u can be a lawyer and the same time be a qualified doctor and be a footballer and be an electrician and be a pastor. (tmaf)
So before u can become a professional in your choice of field you must have expended some time, sacrifice dedication and training, so because there are quack doctors now means u will not seek medical advice when you need of it? . As one of the tweeters said '' if isrealites have the privilege to communicate directly WITH God, Moses wouldn't be in pictures ''

Dedicating our life is good but if God wants to talk to you he will..Paul was insanely persecuting Christian's when God talked to him

Hahahahahahahah I laugh in Swahili...50 percent of the condoms will tear, some 20 percent will forget to use it...while 20 percent won't use it in the second round...10 percent will remove it when they are not feeling any sensation

Delilahhhhhhhhhhhh..

That sexy body...I'm bald so she don't have to cut my hair

These are the threads we want not BBNaija or someone rocked Balenciaga

Greene66:
So what if someone important is calling me or it's an emergency call and someone is dying?

Naija interviewers and their god-like attitude.

They can't die, Mr savior of the universe

Well I won't deceive myself calling a lady hoe or olosho, 90% of these generation ladies are hoes..
Who is a hoe

A hoe is a lady who romances or have sex with another man while she's in a relationship with her boyfriend or husband ..yes your heard me right
Aunty why are you frowning
Na person wey we catch be barrawo...
So many retired oloshos for our churches and mosques, even most of our female co-workers raped the MD's and CEO's before they were employed
So please leave the lady..the person wey we dey pamper sef some people don straff am tie Am for bed, spank Am like slave so ma make God help us jare...
Not trying to side her tho but oloshos plenty pass the one wey dey stay pekas and the cave, most are more spiritual in the day and satanic at night..
I once met a girl back in school, fast forward to a week later we tried to get intimate and I noticed she was a virgin which I didn't expect plus she didn't even allow me break the hymen, she preferred I bleeped the anus...she said the vagina is for her husband and close to 5 guys had already bleeped her anus...you know what on the wedding night her husband will be proud she married a virgin
Abeg no castigate anybody

Kekx:
Dem no born the woman well to cheat on you, even if your dick be like pimple.

You are a learner..come let us teach you the ways of WOMEN

Edooooooooo Some of The women that sucked the mans blood dey nairaland but I won't talk

haywire07:
Why would he not have his receipts on him all the time. He could be an armed robber who stole phones without asking for the receipts

Your stupidity is legendary...keep it up

NwaAmaikpe:



Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary
bottlenecks.

#EndSARS.

Your foolishness is legendary, a condom would have saved the world of foolish folks like you

Toosure70:
How can a country that has;
Prof Yemi Oshibajo
Aliko Dangote
Tony Elumelu
Donald Duke
Jim Ovia
Akinwunmi Adesina
Fola Adeola
Peter Obi
Chukwuma Soludo
Sanusi Lamido-Sanusi
Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala,
Philip Emegwali
Prof Pat Utomi
Jaiye Olowosuko
Arc. G C William
Tunde Fashola
And Host of other Intelligent and smart people across the globe be limited to Buhari and Atiku?. I just don’t get it. Meanwhile the youth are busy analyzing Arsenal and Chelsea.
Who did we offend? Na who swear for us?!!!!
Please share among young people!!! Anyone with a plan?!!!☹☹☹☹

Because the youths don't want to die, but come to think of it; if you've not given up on Nigeria that means you're still dreaming...once you and your family is rich, naija is good niyen..or do you hear the rich shouting naija is bad up and down��

if person use car jam dem now dem go dey shout, anyways this movie called Naija is interesting, lemme sitback and enjoy

Heaven go sweet die,so is hell.. not because of the sinners wey don admit say dem be sinners but the "Judges"...so many judges go rot in hell ...scamming is bad, so is telling lies,fornication,adultery,hatred and beef,bribery,wrong accusations etc..so mind your sin because no sin is greater than another

GavelSlam:
SARS should continue its work.

I am a law abiding citizen who has never been treated badly or falsely by SARS.

They've always been in operation and appear to be even more effective than ever.

There's a lot of room for improvement but SARS must stay.

Your foolishness is of the highest order, how I wish your parents used a condom instead of giving birth to a fool like you, but who knows they are a fool too������