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By EMMANUEL UDOM

Criminals in Lagos, south-west Nigeria are reckless, restive and desperate. They want to reap where they did not sow, even as the police and other security agents are working round the clock to ensure that the former capital of Nigeria is crime free these ember months.

In the last couple of weeks, our reporter has been on under-cover mission, looking at how prepared the police, SSS operatives and other security agents are for the Christmas and New Year celebrations in terms of security.

If you say, my dear readers that this is an alarming write-up, you are correct. But, if you think I am working for the police in Lagos, then you ate dead wrong.
Below are some of the top 15 no-go-places criminals should not ever contemplate going near or else trouble, shooting, injuries or death. Lagos state police commissioner, Manko Umar has put security strategies in place to ensure that Lagos is crime-free these celebrations months.
This does not however mean that the state will be free 100% from crime. Crimes and criminalities cannot be totally eradicated from any locality, state, nation or the entire globe. It could only be reduced and checkmated. This is the gospel truth the police and other security agents as well as discerning and observing minds know too well.

1 Banking Hall-Criminal who want to rob banks in Lagos should forget the idea or be prepared for a bloody gun duel with the police. Take it or leave it, since Manko became the commissioner of police in Lagos, the state has not recorded one successful operation, in which robbers loot banks.
Though these devils in human skins have attempted on some occasions to loot banks, they failed woefully. Check crime records as opposed to propaganda, rumors and speculations at the police public relations office in Ikeja, Lagos.


2 Markets- The popular and ever busy Gotangowa, Ipodo Yaba, Idi Araba, Tejuosho, Alaba international market, Ladipo spare-part market, seme market, Idumota market have been infiltrated by police officers and SSS operatives. Off course, this is an alarming write-up and wake-up calls for criminals. Go near any of these markets and you will be dead before the end of December this year. This is what my under-cover mission has revealed


3 Cyber- cafés –Public cyber-cafes have also been infiltrated by security agents. For those yahoo boys, they are been watched directly or indirectly by security agents. This is another potential place where criminals use.


4 Hotels/Guest houses-Hotels and guest houses are potential places where criminals meet to plan their robbery operations or share their loots after a successful robbery operations. The police and CCTV are watching you.


5 Drinking joints- This is another place where potential criminals meet to unwind relax and enjoy themselves after committing all sorts of criminal and other atrocities during the day. Some Nigerians love pleasure, parties, drinks and boasting. When they have taken some bottles of beer they talk carelessly. The person sitting next to your table may as well be an under-cover police officer or SSS operatives.
So, in your best interest as a criminal, repent from your evil ways or as Manko uses to say re-locate from Lagos or else…


6 Churches/Mosques-From catholic to Methodist, pencostal to Anglican, Baptist to the nearest mosque, police and SSS operatives in Lagos have been ordered to ensure that no Boko Haram fellows come near. I do not want to mention names here, but I do know that some churches, especially in Lagos are hiring private security guards, OPC members or police to protect them physically during Sunday services.


7 Eateries-security agents have also infiltrated eateries in various parts of Lagos. Each time you go to the nearest eateries around you, observe the people there carefully and you will see what I mean. Criminals must be dealt with the police are basically everywhere these embers months. Kudos to them.


8 Embassies- All the embassy in Lagos, from independent findings by our reporter is under a close 24-hour watch by internal security, the police and SSS operatives.


9 Uncompleted buildings- The Lagos-Ibadan expressway, Badagry, Epe, Egan, Igando, Alagbado as some of the places in Lagos with bushes and uncompleted buildings. There are also uncompleted buildings in Victoria Island, Ikoyi, Lekki, etc. Criminals also use these buildings to meet plan their operations or share their loots. The police is watching you


10 Traffics- I pity criminals who think they can rob people of their money handsets and other valuable personal items during go-slows and traffics along the
third mainland bridge, Lagos-Abeokuta expressway. There are CCTVs everywhere and there are also under-cover security agents along these routes. Again, I say repent criminals.

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joeydozzy: guardiola things on his mind

acidtalk: Most girls might not openly admit their preference for married men instead of the single ones for fear of being condemned in the society.

But the truth is more ladies deep down inside prefer to have relationships with married men than the young single men for the following reasons :

* Married men are presumed to be more caring than their single counterparts because it is believed they have learn the act of treating a woman well unlike single girls who only practice or act on their intuition.

* Married men a better spenders than the single guys. Because of their experience in responsibilities and paying of bills, ladies assume married men will grumble less or ask less questions when money is demanded from them to pay for their hair do, Recharge cards, Blackberry subcriptions, school fees and other expenses.

* Married men careless about sex unlike the single men. It is widely believed amongst single ladies that if you wan a man that demands for less sex but more companionship, then dating married men is just the perfect pick. The ladies believe since a married man gets sex at whatever time, place and position from his wife, he is definitely less concerned about getting sex from outside as what he demands outside is only a suppliment of what he has in excess in his house.

* Married men are believed to be less jealouse or over demanding unlike the single guys. Ladies believe that since a lady knows she is isn't expected to expect the imaginable for her to get into the man's house as a 2nd wife, then that relationship has given her the automatic go ahead to also double, which in most cases the married man cares less about.

* Married men are less demanding. The ladies love dating married men because instead of being too bossy or inquisitive about her whereabout and actions, a married man his carried away with thoughts of his work, finances, wife, children, extended family before caring to bother himself about such trivial issues like her where about or who she was hanging out with at the restaurant.

* Married men are perceived to be less violent and saucy unlike their single counterparts. A married man is believed to have learnt how to over look certain issues as well as control his anger even when his partner has taken things to the extreme.

* Married men are more intelligent and vast on discussing issues. Ladies say married men talk more intelligently with them unlike most single guys who basically bother about talking more on football, celebrity gist, latest gadgets and fashion accesories and less important things.


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Diallin 080 -Boko -ASO-ROCK

Hello, please can i speak with Goodluck Jona
Yes please hold up
Hello Jona- Acidtalk say Nija babes dey wasteful and as such
no men 4 them, na true

Jona- Yes bros na so we see am, no men go ever marry dem with this attitude of theirs
99.9% of them are wasteful and unresourceful - such a pity


Una don hear una president, Nigerian girls keep been un resourceful - ur headache not that of the men

candieangel12: I disagree with what you said about people that pierce and tattoos for attention. Thats not true at all. You couldnt be farther from the truth

Lilprocess: For me i just want to see the downfall of america ,then the world can end thereafter

advocate666: Please don't blame the artificial state. Blame the nigerian govt and their program of consistently keeping the igbos down. If we had our igbo country, this will not exist. Fight for your freedom because no one else would do it for you.

OYINBOGOJU: The developed countries of the world never had holiday like Nigeria.

Our system bring corruption and laziness.

Nairaland=info:
bro$ i hav neva HEARD of a dangerous sch dat is greata in might than the communiti were the said sch residez
a community>>> dan any of ur listed schs
it simz u grew up in d citi & nut in a village/town

Emperor5c: Na lie!!!!
Hav u eva tried smokin skonk(SK)?? I swear u‘ll b communin wif d gods

kennytidistar: THE NIGERIAN ARMY SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO RESIST ALL THIS SELFISH POLITICIAN FROM PUSHING THEIR DIGNITY TO THE SHORE AND DEAL WITH ANY MEDIA WHO USE THEIR MEMBER AS A CASE THREAT TO THE MASSES

Yomieluv: Leave Goldiealone,let her follow her heart,most nigerian guys are"chop and clean mouth"Prezzo is a big name in kenya,that fits her status,go on Goldie,you 've got my support....

sub_nero: All Ama tryna paint is that she's down to earth,,simple!!
not all female celeb will near kitchen,...

Aifey: US like UK wants 2conqur d world wit their military assoult. Refusin 2Apologies 2d islamic nations. Only intersted in syrian oil n 2distabiliz iran. Creatin wars 2maket their wepons n sell their products. Imagin supplyin rebel weapons in syria.

las240s: its simple JONA dey sniff TAABA before he come address us on TV......

Ikengawo: Hypocrite or not I respect what he's saying because it's true.
Though I don't see the harm in the 5000 naira bill, Nigeria has done next to nothing to bring the informal economy into the real economy to boost tax revenue, regulate products, quality and services and most importantly give the informal economy access to credit. Backwards country with backwards priorities. There's no country in the world with more informal companies not paying taxes and running unregulated than Nigeria.

ms pookie: what was d naming ceremony event for??