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A group of travelling preacher arrived for a crusade in a rural community in Edo state. Druring the sermon, an obviously excited preacher said;

" if you are a drunkard you will not be with JESUS......... if you are a thief.........gossip,...... fornicator..... adulterer, ..... homesexual,....arsonist,......etc".

[ for almost 45 minutes, he continued listing the criteria of those that will be with JESUS]

A woman who had been listening to is remarked;

" sho e bi like say this JESUS wan stay alone "

Seun close from work on Friday last week 29th, July this year and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from is office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a catholic sister and gave her a lift.

While they were going he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending if it was a gear stick.

The sister softly said Mathew 7;7', he quickly removed his hand, and resume concentrating on his driving.

He attempted it the 2nd  and 3rd time, and each time, she repeated, Mathew 7:7'. When the sister  got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, 'Youngman, the problem with you is that you don't read your Bible

When seun got home, he opened his Bible to MATHEW 7:7 which reads "ask and it shall be given".He nearly cried.

wetin dey happen self? se efe so ibi bayi de naijasingle.com ni abi kilo gbona kilo tutu self. Ewo mi o like ee oo nike makede mari ke. Angel fi won lee love wa tintin lowo nike4lov fe di olori ni [ayaaba]

diakim:
Work it out so that he and your boyfriend meets each other. Then in a way that will make him look stupid while making your boyfriend look great, introduce your boyfriend to him. That will do it, unless he is a born-loser

Good try it, make them friends if posible

@CalabarMan i believe a lot of guys have learn a thing or more from ur story.

Pls call ur sister and tell her everything now. Because if she find out by herself, she will not be happy with u. Pls don't break ur family with ur own hand.

Please tell him you are in love with somebody and you don't want to break your promise to your guy. Tell him to put everything in the hand of God. Tell him that God knows the best.

My sister why are you asking this question ? just think about it yourself, will you be happy if your younger sister is dating your toaster not to talk of your boy friend ? see what is bad is bad no any other name 4 it ok. Tell the guy to die and go to hell, he is not have any feelings for you he is just looking for fun ok. If you agree to date the guy you are making a big mistake of your life, Please forget about him for life.

All UK  TV'S can work in nigeria,  you only need to convert it, but if the tv is multisystem it will work  here directly.  For example if you are using sharp  television here in nigeria,  on the tv screen where it normally display  the channel of the tv under it you will see something like   "BG"  "DK"  "I"  If the sound SETTING is in BG  IT will bring good sound but if it is in DK  or  I  it will not give sound.  On dvd you only need to decode it.

uhf and vhf as notting to do in it but tell ur brother to get 3 band TV'S I.E [UHF,VHF,VLF]

Hello guys,

I am into Electrical/Electronics Engineering. Nigeria and UK are using the same voltage, but the TVs and VIDEOs will not have sound here in Nigeria, because they are using 6.0mhz and in Nigeria we are using 5.5mhz. But that is a small problem; all you need to do is to find a good technician in your area to convert it for you. If it is video(VCR) they only need to adjust it; no replacement of any part [is required].

You can call me for more information, ok? 08023572724 08036567086.

@ADAM44 and other members, it is a good idea, but you have to have a good partner here in Nigeria.

I am into GSM phone repair here in Abuja FCT Nigeria. The demand for used phones here and Lagos is high, but if you want to start please try and bring good and small phone not big phones.

Nokia 3310 and 5110 are moving fast in the market for all our phone call centers. But for personal use, try to get color screen and cheap camera phone in it.

It's a good business, my guy, if you can get any of our brothers here in Nigeria who is ready to market it for you very well. The demand is very high.

Please bros, where did you get this information? Did you try it before you posted it here?  Please, I need your reply.

TRY "CELLCOM" THEY SURPORT INTERNET SERVICE BUT I DON'T KNOW THEIR SITE NOW I WILL TRY AND GET THAT 4 U OR CALL ME ON 08023572724,08036567086.

Just forget about the phone, because even in nigeria now there is some gsm phone unlocking software thet can rebuild and rewrite imei of some phones. Mean's that the imei we not be the same to the factory own again EVEN if to reset the phone to factory setting is no longer a problem again so forget about the phone. SORRY

yes they will charge ur MTN line but if u want to give it a try use this code
*21*ur phone number # then send

I hope Nigeria wins by 3 goals to 0 (3 - 0).

No problem in that, even now my babygirl have a boy when she was in Sencondary school SS2. But she latter complete is education both of us are living in abuja and if you are not told you can't know but i love her and i am ready to marry her when time come. she is the one that told me her past if not i will not know even she is not my tribe and nobody can stop me .

Hello all, My name is olumide but because I was so good in my electronics and gsm engineering job people around me call me GSMWIZARD And since am not on GSM field only. They start calling me OLUWIZARD. That is how I get to this name

[color=Blue]Electronics & telecommunication wizard"[/color]

ify is out of the show now. who is the winner mart or lucan i pray 4 mart to win this show. where is every body since yestreday what is happen here seun

Good lucky ify and mart.

i will love it if martins or ifeoma win this show bcause thy deserve it. good lucky to both of them.
oluwizard
ABUJA NIGERIA.

I use Sagem my-x7 and Sony j70. But the most commonly used phone is Nokia and Samsung. I know this [color=#666666]from my profession[/color].

If I was asked to choose the best actor or actress, I would mention a lot of names. I love Nigerian films; I watch 2 or more films before going to bed in the night every day.

Let me just tell you the stars I love most:
English (male) RMD and Ameka Ike.
English (female) Omotola and Stella.
Yoruba (male) Yemi Sodimu, Saheed Balogun, Dele Odule.
Yoruba (female) Moji Afolayan, Mama Rainbow, Sola Shobowale.

i think the show is very good but i can't say anything about the winner 4 now but martins is real good guy